
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Well this is better than the awkward squat and hold the door with one hand method I’ve been using. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Phoenix says, “This is Riddick’s stall. You better find another one…”
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Notice the conspicuous lack of graffiti.
So that’s how people are escaping Alcatraz…
Wow, that’s the exact pocketknife I have right now.
Flathead and Philips screwdriver, belt clip and beer opener – it’s awesome
Your father and I are so proud of you.
The only bathroom stall I’ve ever seen with a cutting-edge door lock.
I love your sense of humour!!
The is where sharp minds gather!
The explanation is simple: It was a typo in the design specs “Build me a shivhouse”.
did anyone cut the cheese?
“I’m goin’ to cut ya, man!” said the toilet partition.
is that a kershaw knife?
No, leatherman actually. Very similar to this one http://www.leatherman.com/product/c304/c305
It’s not exactly the same (I have one that looks exactly like it except the blade seems a little short (distortion?).
420HC stainless as a blade steel is a kludge in and of itself!
When is a fail a Win? When you get to poo AND take the guy in the next stall’s wallet!
Little Known Fact: Mack The Knife had a day job as a door latch.
Whenever I find a door that has no latch, I just close the door on a wad of toilet paper. That keeps it shut, as long as nobody pushes on the door.
Yea, hopefully you’re the only one doing the pushing, but not too much… I hear that’s bad for you.
I’ve used a key, myself. Works great.
Did you ever hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?
Maybe next time you’ll remember to tip the bathroom attendant.
Rule 9 yet again proves useful.
You don’t shiv someone, you shank them. Just like you don’t knife some one, you cut or stab them.
yo maddafacka, ain’t gonna do no good youze smarts, I’m fracking gonna bust ya gut with my pimpin blade!
(but thanks, I learnt something today)
Hey, now, I think he’s copying Nov 21, 2009.
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/11/21/doubles-as-defense-in-case-of-zombies/
agreed, except this one is a little more to the point.
You have a sharp eye.
the funny thing is i swear i own that same knife… just a minute… yep it in my pocket. they bought it at M.E.C. (Canadian outdoor equipment store)
I still wonder what passes for tea in the slam…