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Will Seriously Shiv The Next Person That Barges In


White Trash Repairs - Will Seriously Shiv The Next Person That Barges In

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Well this is better than the awkward squat and hold the door with one hand method I’ve been using. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Phoenix says, “This is Riddick’s stall. You better find another one…”

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  1. Captain Video says:

    Notice the conspicuous lack of graffiti.

  2. Cream says:

    So that’s how people are escaping Alcatraz…

  3. A Small World says:

    Wow, that’s the exact pocketknife I have right now.
    Flathead and Philips screwdriver, belt clip and beer opener – it’s awesome :)

  4. dono1 says:

    The only bathroom stall I’ve ever seen with a cutting-edge door lock.

  5. Philbert Nutt says:

    The explanation is simple: It was a typo in the design specs “Build me a shivhouse”.

  6. Sarcastoid says:

    did anyone cut the cheese?

  7. Bob-H says:

    “I’m goin’ to cut ya, man!” said the toilet partition.

  8. Callum says:

    is that a kershaw knife?

  9. Kumiho says:

    When is a fail a Win? When you get to poo AND take the guy in the next stall’s wallet!

  10. Sarge says:

    Little Known Fact: Mack The Knife had a day job as a door latch.

  11. Kirajenlove says:

    Whenever I find a door that has no latch, I just close the door on a wad of toilet paper. That keeps it shut, as long as nobody pushes on the door.

  12. Buzz Kill says:

    Maybe next time you’ll remember to tip the bathroom attendant.

  13. Kate says:

    Rule 9 yet again proves useful.

  14. The Hashslinger says:

    You don’t shiv someone, you shank them. Just like you don’t knife some one, you cut or stab them.

    • bob_super says:

      yo maddafacka, ain’t gonna do no good youze smarts, I’m fracking gonna bust ya gut with my pimpin blade!
      (but thanks, I learnt something today)

  15. DuracellDurrell says:

    the funny thing is i swear i own that same knife… just a minute… yep it in my pocket. they bought it at M.E.C. (Canadian outdoor equipment store)

  16. Casa says:

    I still wonder what passes for tea in the slam…


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