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Someone failed to read the popcorn popping instructions. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarge says, “Pressed for time? Feeling the time crunch? Now, with the WokGrip (from BLAMO!) you can cook your dinner FAST! Buy one today, and for a limited time, and we’ll throw in a free serving of scrambled eggs*
*May contain popcorn.”
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Anything can get fixed with Duct Tape, Vise Grips, and WD-40.
Two out of three isn’t bad.
you forgot zip ties
Two out of three? What do you think the popcorn is coated with? (the upside is you wont have to worry about getting an “old maid” stuck in your throat)
This is gonna be one EXPLOSIVE 4th of July.
I don’t get it. Where’s the joke here. That somebody is using a packable skillet handle on what might be a wok?
I think the kludge is that there appears to be some duct tape on the jaws of the handle. Otherwise, it seems to be that someone is using a manufactured device for its intended purpose…
What is that? It doesn’t look like popcorn…
I was going to mention the popcorn, but you people do know that you can buy kernels in big bags, right? The kind that you don’t put in the microwave?
Um… that’s scrambled eggs. Not popcorn.
If it were popcorn, don’t you think there would be popcorn all over the stove?
I think I’ll pass on the re-fried popcorn.
Ummm…. those are scrambled eggs I think, not popcorn.
looks more like scrambled eggs from here…
Yep it’s eggs all right
That would be Harvey’s spiel: “Eggs. It’s eggs! Look at ‘em! Bob loves ‘em. We love ‘em. They’re eggs. Wooooooow!!! Right here on the show, that loves eggs more than any other show on TV — Double Dare!!”
Give it an egg Splat!
i think that’s actually tofu. just sayin’.
Whatever it actually is, I think we can all agree it’s not popcorn.
Where in the heck do you get a pair of sideways pliers like that? Those are nuts!
They’re pot-holding pliers. You’ll often see them used for camping to save weight/bulk. Just Google “Pot Gripper” and you’ll see what I mean.
No, they’re pliers, but thanks for playing. As a fabulous parting gift, please accept this fabulous bag of nuts.
I believe those are the tongs/pliers used to serve deep dish pizzas.
I don’t think it’s either popcorn or scrambled eggs. It’s the type of fried rice that’s used in Chinese sizzling rice soup.
I’m sure those are some kind of pliers I’m not familiar with, but they look very much like pot grabbers–the kind of thing you use on backpacking/camping cookware.
“THE WOKS HANDLE BROKE OFF! WE CAN’T FIX DINNER! WE’LL ALL STARVE! AHHHHHHH!!!”
“Calm down Charlie and get a grip.”
A vice grip?
Please. This is a pure site. We have no vice here. Harumph!
“Give the Governor a Harumph!”
Mel Brooks
Fixing dinner in a pinch. You’re doing it unorthodoxly
Pressed for time? Feeling the time crunch? Now, with the WokGrip (from BLAMO!) you can cook your dinner FAST! Buy one today, and for a limited time, and we’ll throw in a free serving of scrambled eggs*
*May contain popcorn.
Stop doing that.
I’m not 100% positive, but I think the pliers shown in the picture is(are?) the tool that is used at Pizza Hut to serve the deep dish pizzas.
and since we’re on the subject…. The words “pliers” and “scissors” are so hard to use in a sentence. They’re one item and as such I think are supposed to be considered singular, yet it seems so wrong to do so. Curse you ambiguously plural words!!!
A pair of scissors. A pair of pliers. Each tool has two pieces fastened with a pivot.
Anyway, when you hear someone say “give me a scissors” you just know it isn’t “a scissors”.
Both scissors and the word chisel come from the same Latin base “cis” = to cut.
in the one hand, there is the car kludge held together with nothing but a vice. and in the other, is the prospect of a deliciously kludged meal via said car vice……. that car wasn’t gonna last anyway
mmmm yummy white discolored stuff may I have more?
I’d rather see the vice/plier thing pointed upwards.
Panhandling has become more common in our troubled economy, forcing many to do what they can to scrounge up some food for a single meal.
I have a feeling that pretty soon, that popcorn will be out of the frying pan and into the pliers.
You’ve got a real handle on puns.
Ditto. That was funny.
HEY! this kludge is actually pretty good! I have a wok without handless, the piece of crap always causes me 2nd degree burns!
It’s easy to fix the handle that came off, folks. They just need to whip up a batch of potstickers!
No applause; Just throw 10′s & 20′s at me…
The parrot wrench, thought to be extinct, is found eating a pan. With the most impressive bite force in the wild, it can and will eat anything that comes in its path at the wrong time. They are particularly fond of popcorn flavored skillets and pans.
What’s the big deal? When i worked at Pizza Hut way-y-y-y back in the 70s, the best grabber for the pizza pans was always a pair of Channel Locks.
I don’t see the “fail” here…
Someone is using a old (late ’70′s) “stone river” pot-grabber that has duct tape on it to prevent scratching the non-stick surface of the pan…
What’s the big deal?
The duct tape is to avoid scratching the expensive teflon surface of the pan. Whatever it is that they’re cooking, I’m sure you don’t want it sticking. I think it’s Nutra-slim and powdered eggs, if I had to guess.