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Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Flo says, “This is a large alpha male. The females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.”
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When a family father overhears two street racing dudes on the bus saying…
-”You need a dull paint job on the hood to keep the reflections out. It’ll be awesome!”
This is what happens!
“Feeewwww, well, 3 rolls of duct tape and 2 hours, but we got it done.” “Honey, what’s that?” “What’s what?” “Isn’t that the oil cap?” ” . . . .FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
We call it the Swaggerwagon.
can catch people
It’s like horseshoes and hand grenades… Molotov the damed thing now!
i am gonna laugh when that thing catches on fire
A Car-B-Que!
this is a large alpha male. the females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.
Anyone else think those headlights are TOO white? It’s like they’ve been painted from the inside.
Get your Ducto-Hood Today! Only nineteen nine ninety nine ninety five! But wait! If you order in the next 10 minutes we will throw in this free roll of repair Ducto! All you have to do is pull, cut and stick!
Wow that is going to start a very nice little fire!
The juvenile version of this rare creature is an RC car with a coathanger antenna.
I would have went with two layers of cardboard; to stiffen it up, Then taped top and bottom; so in an emergency one could cut the bottom edge, Like fire, or check the oil.
wtf ?
Sweet, they added a tape deck!
It’s high tech. The faster you go the more it inflates. You call it variable geometry aero device.
THIS IS WHERE MY DUCT TAPE IS COMING FROM(yes)!?!?!?!?! I feel terrible(no I don’t)! But the duct tape is so useful(it is)…I guess I need to find other alternatives(no you don’t) cuz I don’t want to hurt these creatures(yes you do). Shut up voice in my head(make me).
Ouch! It looks like someone somewhere is wishing he had stuck to just trying to jump over cars.
Okay, so a Sumo wrestler hood ornament was a bad idea.
The insurance companies and their cheap after market parts have gone too far this time!!!
These are also bred by many Hollywood stuntmen looking to live a bit longer.
Wow, due to their vulnerability you don’t often see these at moulting time.
This looks like something my dad would do. When his car, a ’77 ford LTD wagon, started rusting, he took scraps of vinyl siding (yes, from a house) and screwed strips of it over the rust. sadly, there are no pictures to share.