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Why pay a teacher when the Internet doesn’t ask for sick leave? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “There isn’t much room on my desk so I better choose wisely what I put there. Hmm… let’s see… of course there’s my “#1 Dad” coffee mug… and my third-place talent show trophy… well, I guess that’s about it.”
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Any second now, he’s going to regale us with how he was in “Dancing On The Ceiling”… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer zac_upp says, “And here we see the rare Ceiling fan Cocoon. soon its wings will burst forth as the fan in the back already has.”
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The Frankenstein family just couldn’t blend in even on vacation. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer DontEatMe says, “Wearing your tinfoil hat at night is uncomfortable, especially when camping. Protect the whole family from Aliens, Government Mind-Control Devices and even Crazy Neighbors with “We Camp In Peace” foil tent cover (patent pending). Comes with Alien hieroglyphics that spell out “Eat the people in the other tent” Free with Purchase!!”
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Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not an engineer! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer KludgeMan007 says, “I appreciate they used the lightest products in the store to anchor the shelves this lash-up depends upon…”
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The male Lattice Bug, while not as elaborate as the female, is still one of the more ornate of the genus. – Ms. Fix
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “My conversion is finally done and it’s time for a test drive. First, though, I better go up front, pop the hood and make sure all the belts are all… uh, oh…”
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We’re full at the moment but we can squeeze you in if you don’t mind us pushing some pieces together. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “They can’t even figure out how to pull their pants up to the correct level. Expecting any kind of basic woodworking skills is obviously unreasonable.”
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This builder is starting to get around. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “When they want to leave, the driveway splits open and the batmobile is raised to the surface on a platform.”
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Looks like I’m not the only family with a child that lives on hot dogs, chicken nuggets and vitamins. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Frank and Oscar could sense the tension amongst the kebabs. From the poorly concealed looks of disdain and the audible whispering, it was clear that they didn’t want the hot dogs hanging around with them. Perhaps they should have remembered to wear their bacon wraps instead of showing up au naturel.”
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Okay, I’ve got it set to divide by 0. Stand back while I turn it on. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “It’s an eldritch THING from beyond time and space come forth to avenge the cordthulu we thwarted earlier. Behold! Ia ia Kludger F’thagan! Your doom approaches in the form of Machinor, He Who Makes Things Needlessly Complicated!”
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Well I don’t know about you, but my fears are assuaged. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Farghus says, “Meanwhile at the command center:
“Damnit Johnson I said a 9/16ths not a 7/8ths!”
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