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Good Thing Landlords Have To Give 24 Hour Notice

Jun. 14, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - Good Thing Landlords Have To Give 24 Hour Notice

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*Bumf bumf bumf* Are you constructing an indoor pool up there? Are you boys building an Interocitor? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Looking at the water stain on the ceiling above, I surmise that these tenants started out trying to catch water from a leaky roof during a torrential downpour and are now making the most of it before the landlord can get around to repairing the place.”

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What A Crappy Way To Avoid Carpal Tunnel

Jun. 14, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - What A Crappy Way To Avoid Carpal Tunnel

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Somewhere, a Charmin bear is doing the ‘I gotta go’ dance. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY…………METACARPALS?!?! DO YOU HAVE METACARPALS FOR MY BUNGHOLE?! RACACACACACACACAAAAAAAAA!”

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Finally Using That Fulcrum Lesson From 6th Grade

Jun. 14, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - Finally Using That Fulcrum Lesson From 6th Grade

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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”

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You Can Tell It’s Overheating When The Fire Starts

Jun. 13, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - You Can Tell It's Overheating When The Fire Starts

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Looks like the Reboot sequel ended up with some major budget cuts after all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Morg_9 says, “Box didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the HD’s been turning…”

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Nice Try Death. Where’s Binky?

Jun. 13, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - Nice Try Death. Where's Binky?

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“Death had tried the skeletal horse, but that required him to stop often to wire the bits back on. He had also tried the fiery black horse, but that often stood in embarrassment with its bedding on fire.” – Terry Pratchett


Favorite Comment: Fixer The Anvil says, “‘Only’ $999.95? wow. I’ll take two.?”

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Kids Are Done With The Pool; Let’s Water The Plants

Jun. 12, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - Kids Are Done With Pool; Time To Water The Plants

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If you don’t empty the pool immediately it just ends up attracting local wildlife. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bubbaralph says, “They had originally tried digging up the plants, throwing them up to the pool, dipping them in the water, tossing the back down and replanting them but that was tedious and time consuming. So they came up with a way to get the water down to the plants. Now they have to replace the guttering before it rains.”

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New Green Engine Technology

Jun. 12, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - New Green Engine Technology

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Well there’s your problem. You’ve got flowers in your engine…and it’s not in the car. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer kkehoe5 says, “If there were tomatoes in there, I would have said “Gotta have a V8″

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Budget Cuts? What Budget Cuts?

Jun. 11, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Budget Cuts? What Budget Cuts?

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No, no, no. This is all wrong. There should be at least ten more guys standing around. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bubbaralph says, “This road was designed by Hot Wheels to add speed to slower drivers.”

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Trap By Macaulay Culkin Industries

Jun. 11, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Trap By Macaulay Culkin Industries

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Not pictured: Iron rigged to the ceiling and floor covered in Hot Wheels. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Somebody should just spring for a new door.”

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He’s Getting Away With The Bukkit…

Jun. 11, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - He's Getting Away With The Bukkit...

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I knew he was too young to mastermind this alone. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “Somebody quick tell him that it’s not the Shell guys that need help.”

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