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Hrm, Needs More Tape

Jun. 17, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Hrm, Needs More Tape

Submitted by: Tricky Nick via Submit a Kludge!

Bring out another five rolls, Bill! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This seemed like as good a time as any for Derek to try out his automatic duct tape wrapping invention. Everything was working perfectly until the old lady’s curious cat from next door got a little too close to the machine. Next modification: safety protocols.”

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Even Parking Spaces Are Made In China

Jun. 16, 2010

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I don’t know if I should make a quip about the shoddy construction or just be in awe that it worked. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Tessa says, “Hi honey, it’s me. I think I’m gonna be late for lunch. I can’t find any place to park around this damn restaurant… What do you mean “check in the back seat”?”

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Sniper Training Becomes Second Nature

Jun. 16, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Sniper Training Becomes Second Nature

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Pool sharks are serious business, ya’ll. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer NoOneHome says, “Mr. Magoo has to practice often to maintain his edge as a pool hustler.”

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More Or Less Expensive Than A Gibson?

Jun. 16, 2010

White Trash Repairs - More Or Less Expensive Than A Gibson?

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Well this seems like a fool-proof way to impress those talent scouts. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer bubbaralph says, “McGyver always wanted to be in a rock band but he had no musical talents. But he used what talents he did possess to construct a musical instrument only he could play proficiently.”

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Still Holding The Sack Up

Jun. 16, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Still Holding The Sack Up

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I wonder what the owner is wearing if these are in the trash…Oh… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Do you have a larger size? This one’s a little tight around the waste and it’s pinching my bag.”

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Nintendo Thumb Until They Open The Door

Jun. 15, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Nintendo Thumb Until They Open The Door

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Come on, you didn’t build up all those calluses playing Punch Out for nothing. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Random Axis says, “Sorry, the person you’re looking for is in a different castle.”
ALSO: Fixer Frederic Hamel says, “Hey everyone, this is my doorbell. It was built years ago. You can see a video here.

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No Passing On A Double Yellow

Jun. 15, 2010

White Trash Repairs - No Passing On A Double Yellow

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I thought Harold only used purple crayons… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says. “With curves like this, it wasn’t gonna stay a single line very long.”

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Now I Won’t Be The Only One Using A Fork

Jun. 15, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Now I Won't Be The Only One Using A Fork

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Just in time for a delicious bento. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Forget the noodles! These chopsticks may finally give me the edge I’ve been searching for to catch that elusive fly!”

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Moonshine By Rube Goldberg

Jun. 15, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Moonshine By Rube Goldberg

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If moonshine led to NASCAR, will Rube Goldberg moonshine lead to ESCHER? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “That still is ugly but that linoleum flooring is uglier still.”

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Mole People Cleverly Disguise Their Periscope

Jun. 14, 2010

White Trash Repairs  - Mole People Cleverly Disguise Their Periscope

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Soon they will rise and take their rightful place. Soon. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer BaronOBeefDip says, “Here we see the rare wild Burrowing Fire-Hydrant. A solitary creature, it spends most of its life underground, surfacing only to feed and to find a mate.”

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