What Foul Demon Created This?!
Submitted by: Mike via Submit a Kludge!
Hey guys, when you pointed out that this kludge wasn’t really a vuvuzela, it wasn’t a challenge. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Chugwater says, “Satan wept. This is pure unequivocal evil. There isn’t a hell hot enough or deep enough for the person who made this.”
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Now all it needs is several microphones to rebroadcast it all over the planet for maximum annoyance.
Oh, wait, we already do, in South Africa. :-p
You set up the mic and I’ll make us both one, with real vuvuzela’s ^^
if someone used that anywhere near me, it would be a judgement call between justifiable homicide and premeditated murder. in any case, i’d be doing the world a favor, trust me.
You could also call it self-defense
Wrong. That’s Gabriel’s Trumpet. When he blows on it, Apocalypse will ensue.
I think there’s a special circle of hell for this.
Indeed there is. I believe it’s called the VuvuzHell. There is more information about it in one of these ancient dusty tomes. Let me look it up for you…
*turns around and stares at a huge bookcase covered in dust for a while*
*reaches for an old tome, nods, opens it. Suddenly, a horrible non-stop sound comes out*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*head explodes*
there f-ing stupid! ( the stupid horns , tradition or not ) I really wanted to watch the World Cup but can’t stand the sound of those STUPID horns…. REALLY buzzing ?
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No… The maker of this foul implement of torture is so evil that Hell would spit him or her back out. LOL! Satan would be afraid of loosing his throne.
Lazy is what it is. Why in my day if you wanted to blow a horn you had to do it yourself! With your mouth even. And if it was even the least bit annoying, like a kazoo, it ended with the horn or whatnot being ripped from your face and hands and broken or ‘put away’.
Thats what she said.
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE.
I hope she doesn’t get lazy to blow “the horn” xDDDDDDDD
“Blow off my horn” actually means “praise me”
Here’s “The Little Horn of Daniel 7″
Bible reference WIN!
no reference from the bible is good… it shows how brainwashed you are!
It´s Gabriel´s oboe.
Are you so sure you haven’t been brain washed either?
Sorry MK, KNight has a point.
That said, personally I lean that way too. . . Not as far as you (how do you not fall over like that?) but yeah.
LMAO!!!!! Total WIN! Prophesy cookie for you!
AGHHHHAGHAGHAGH
KILL IT KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Fire’s too good for it. Nuke it from orbit. it’s the only way to be sure.
I firmly support Blackmoore’s suggestion. Use something in the megaton range.
I’m thinking of dropping a nickel-iron asteroid on it. It’ll be just big enough.
petaton
without a shred of doubt …
Screw that. Exterminatus is the only way to be sure this Slanneshi weapon never leaves the planet.
It’s crap like this which gets us excommunicated for the greater association of space faring races. At least we can use it to repel invading aliens. but who knows that asteroid could be on the way now.
Nice Aliens reference!!!
Alas, not in time for the woman who burst her windpipe blowing one of these things. . .
damn! they stole my idea!
*runs away screaming*
Oh God, what have you done?! D8
It always makes me cry seeing duct tape being put to evil purposes. Somebody needs to make this person sit down to watch Mythbusters duct tape specials for it’s true purpose.
like a boat?
Or a bridge?
That’s definitely a vuvuzela.
I know, right? It says it’s not a vuvuzela right in the description.
Makes no sense.
Its referring to an older post where they said it was Vuvuzela.
No, that’s not a vuvuzela. That’s a Carnaval trompette from Canada. They’re longer and not quite as loud, but otherwise identical.
vuvuzela lite
I’ve never seen one before, where in Canada have you seen them?
See? Canada always have to do things in moderation… :C
Québec City, sold during the winter carnaval.
Canada: CFL football games, bobsled, biathlon, xc skiing, Wal-Mart, dollar stores…
yes those horns are teh suck.
They get full of spit too – that drips out.
Blame Canada,
I do, and I live here.
Horns for the hearing impaired. Non electronic amplification device.
At about 140 dB.
We have seen the face of evil.
Call me back when it’s hooked to a 13-HP 12-gallon gas engine compressor and a 55-gallon fuel drum.
THEN we break out the ‘Ma Deuce’ and go gunning for Gunga Din…
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SUGGEST THIS?
Even if I’m half way across the globe I’ll be able to hear THAT..
Small, wiggling things in the sunless depths of deep oceans will be able to hear that.
*Mildly hysterical laughter*
That just made my night, and I’m also scared out of my wits.
Bruce has the right idea, I actualy have everything required in my garage. >:D
Cthulhu fhtagn no more…
Still prefer Leslie Tyfon horns.
Truck: Grover Organtone.
Train – Or Train Horn on a Truck: Nathan Airchime.
Leslie’s are nice but they use WAY too much air. Stopping is nice – Having to stop because you tripped off the low-air circuit, Not so nice.
Oh, and if you want a “Vuvuzela with Class”, the Grover Stuttertone, often found on fire trucks.
There’s no such thing as a vuvuzela with class.
Where’s the Like button for comments?
Aww no, now its even easier for them to use the dreadful things!
(At least I see YouTube has removed their vuvuzela switch…)
My…My ears…
I think I’ve just lost the use of my ears from LOOKING at this thing.
OMG post a video of this working…. its sound must be magnificently sick
No video, but he did post a recording. http://ironcladfolly.com/2010/06/18/patent-pending-mega-vuvuzela/
The HORROR!!! The HORROR!!!
Rosebud…
What we got here is failure to communicate!
I think I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue!
My duel weapon of choice:
Vuvuzela air horns at 20 paces.
And then what? Whoever’s ears bleed first loses?
What kind of God allows this?
Silly foriners has a answer to everthing, that wont work, its much louder if you blow it proper,, heehe i can show you how wana listen
I’m sure that will result in some sort of divine intervention…
This is the only reason people can argue that God doesnt exist.
well, this and the babel fish!
Damn, That ricola guy is getting more bang for his buck.
“Now with a hint of LSD!”
Oh, no thanks, Me. I’m sure it sounds just like the woman in the next cube at my office.
Icanhaz?
Hi, i’m Chris Hansen. Why don’t you take a seat over there?
Where’s *looks down at his notebook as he puts down his Hard Lemonade* M3l1sa12?
She’s not here…
What do you mean she’s not here?
She wasn’t real, but we’re here to discuss what you were planning to do with that 12 year old…
No, where is she *pulls out vuvuzela attached to air horn* I’ll use this!
Now we don’t need to….
SHUT UP! I’ll use it!
Just Put
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
This oughta teach the first person I see a lesson!
Kill it with FIRE!!!!
anybody that watches the world cup deserves to be forced to listen to this idiotic device
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! LOL LMAO LMFAO ROFL ROFLOMAO ROFLOMAOQWERTY!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s official, weirding modules do exist.
Time to kill some Harkonnens Mua’Dib!!!
Until the face of Arrakis runs red with their blood (running from their ears)!
xD
I don’t think the vuvuzela would work without lips to buzz as air passes though, but I could be wrong. At any rate, this monstrosity is what Satan looks like, I guarantee it.
But there’s not just air coming through, but the sound from another horn, so that might produce some kind of noise whatsoever. I agree with “ololwtfomg” by wanting a video of this stuff in action.
In case, you won’t be heard in South Africa, just tape a megaphone on top of the vuvuzela.
*remembers Bart Simpson’s mega phone prank creating this AWESOME sound wave*
Oh My God, were Doomed. Get to the CHOPPER!!!
Progress is…
a. Our most important product (this is a prototype).
b. The one-millionth plastic vuvuzela with a built-in airhorn.
c. What? What?
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Satan wept.
This is pure unequivocal evil. There isn’t a hell hot enough or deep enough for the person who made this.
No human could have don this. This thing was made by Satan himself.
vuvuzuela, Mk II
News Reporter: The zombie apocalypse began today when a foolish individual built… (picture displayed on television screen) …this device and tried it out while he happened to be next to a large cemetery, thereby waking the dead.
Ah.. So it begins..
Day 1. I must have been unconscious for days. It looks like hell came through the city – there are shreds of bodies in the streets, and fallen beastly remains of what could only be described as zombies. I’ve managed to hole up in a bank vault, but I’ll need to find someplace more secure than this.
The weapon of mass destruction has been found.
Except it won’t work. Vuvuzelas produce their sound by buzzing the lips; just blowing air through it won’t do anything.
The vuvuzela will just act like a megaphone for the air horn.
But an air horn doesn’t just blow air. It makes a noise. If the noise is similar enough to the raspberry that your lips blow into the vuvuzela’s mouthpiece, then the result out the end of the whole thing should be the same.
The world’s largest Vuvuzela is apparently ‘powered’ by several air horns. I don’t know exactly what it sounds like, but that proves the idea works.
Yes, air horns make a noise, but that’s not the same thing.
Lip-buzzing is what makes a vuvuzela sound like a vuvuzela. Just duct-taping an air horn to the mouthpiece will only result in a slightly amplified air horn. You won’t hear vuvuzela; you’ll just hear a slightly louder air horn (and I actually wonder about the dampening powers of the duct tape; whether the vuvuzela will actually make any differentce).
You could take an old-fashioned megaphone and duct-tape an air horn to it and get exactly the same effect; it’s just an air horn with a huge bell, not a tricked-up vuvuzela.
That’s what I meant.
Either way, the device is fiendish. x.x
I agree, although the posted recording does sound harsh, I would be willing to bet the sound is much less piercing than the Freon horn by itself. The short-throat horn on the Freon can is much more efficient at coupling the mid and high frequencies.
this is a Troll kludge. And although it worked very well to prompt reactions from you fine kludgers, in this arrangement, the vuvuzela would actually muffle the air horn.
yeah, but who would really want to react with a calm demeanor about that?
I don’t mean to toot another website’s horn, but
http://xkcd.com/757/ (note the mouseover text)
Re: muffling the horn: What a lovely idea! Of course, anyone who would think up this thing probably knows to put a fiendish device in the mouthpiece. Duck call,maybe?
Great Christmas or Birthday present for the kids of people you dont like
Hey, I want one of these ! It will be hell in my house !
Stuck in Th UK, without a Vuvuzela, I was sad – Then I found the heaven-sent FREE iPhone app that was the perfect substitute! Happy Man
Wow…thank god the US r out of the world cup =D
This has the looks of a Megaman boss character in the making- Vuvuzela Man!
This is indeed great evil..but wait! It can still be redeemed and put in service of good. Take it……….to any theater showing Twilight! Imagine it, fangirls and boys going “Ooooh, Edward!” or “Ooooh, Bella!” when this evil incarnate goes BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
(note to self – go and do it!)
WHY!??!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! Its bad enough on TV when ur tryin to watch the game and all u hear is BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
THIS IS HOW THE ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVER.
I saw it. IN MY DREAMS.
First it will fire off a warning blare, and if you survive and are too stupid to run, it’ll play it until your brain has leaked out onto the floor.
God’s ears bled as he struck down the creator of this unholy device!
they need this in call of duty, o wait nevermind, would be to overpowered
This will be my weapon of choice when the zombie apocolypse comes!!!:-)
hey, what is the most annoying sound in the world?
BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Is no one else even slightly intrigued about what this thing sounds like?
Why would anyone need this? I can toot my own horn just fine.
The solution to this is a good helping of Quikrete.
Works much better with a high pressure compressor instead of that puny aircan
lol damn its lame
Quickly! Grab a hammer and smash the tube!
This… this isn’t acceptable! The person who made this shall be boiled for witchcraft!!!!!!!!!
its called a douch nozzle
http://douche-nozzle.urbanup.com/5098983
Pure evil, right here.
http://www.vuvuzela.fm/
Vuvuzela for smokers