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These guys don’t mess around when playing “Freeze Out”. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Once you see him wearing glasses, eating fast food and stuck in rush-hour traffic, Doctor Octopus seems a lot less menacing.”
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Can also be used as an air canon paint sprayer to simultaneously paint the Mona Lisa on a board at 50 feet – with built in air gun.
What is that hanging from his rearview????
It looks like a Banana with a Viva Zapata mustache.
It’s one of those tree-shaped air fresheners with a mustachio.
Jeff Dunham’s newest character: Senor Chiquita Banana Los Plantains
ONNA STEECK!
I teenk it shuld be Senorita Chiquita Banana.. fiance of Jose Jalepeno.
The Duct Worms Take a road trip.
It could work even better using the “ram air” concept to feed it.
The faster, the cooler!
Mr. Freeze, the early years.
Brazil!
I see Whataburger cups. Must be driving in Texas. That totally makes this kludge make sense.
WTH? Why is a german army uniform clinging on his seat?
Whataburger drink cup.
What’s funny is that he’s not paying attention to the road and yeah, that’ll be a fun accident. A nice and chilly one at least.
I wouldn’t eat anything out of that cooler: I think it’s plainly obvious that if you do you’ll get worms.
Danger! Danger, Will Robenson!
Sure, it’s a cool idea… but would you really want to have to explain it to the paramedics?
I’m having real difficulties discovering a purpose for that contraption. Assuming a comet would hit Earth tomorrow and the next ruling civilization would discover this guy’s car first, they would get a very wrong idea about us as a species.
Including Cops. Cool as A Cop Kludge… I think…
Clearly, that ductwork has been installed so everyone can smell his burger.
This guy is going at least 70 mph, but his eyes aren’t on the road!How will he explain the crash to the police? “The worms made me do it!”
In Soviet Russia you air condition car.
Has anybody seen Sam Lowry?
What’s happening here is that his a.c. compressor has gone out but the fan still works. He has hooked up this system where he places ice in the cooler before he goes anywhere, turns on his fan which blows air across the ice thus cooling it, then vents it out throughout the rest of the vehicle. While not an ideal solution it’s better than nothing especially if you can’t come up with $1000 to have your a/c system rebuilt.
Who can find the Vitamin Water?
The inflatable family go for a drive, making sure to bring plenty of oxygen for their trip down from the mountains.
“All right guys, as long as we keep feeding on burritos and have the windows up, the engine should keep running…”
I know someone who turned his air conditioner compressor on his truck into an air compressor (impressed the hell out of me, lemme tell ya). I might have to show him this pic so he can have air conditioning again lol
The driver is checking his todo-list : “Capture Doctor Octopus : done. What’s next ?”
Once you see him wearing glasses, eating fast food and stuck in rush-hour traffic, Doctor Octopus seems a lot less menacing.
If you type a SMS while driving and accidentally run over “Doctor Octopus”, make sure he is dead before finishing that message, coz he may be pissed off!
flux capacitor?
sadly, the first thing i noticed were the whataburger drinks
That’s not bad, but what I really want to see is a picture of the look on the cop’s face when he pulls this guy over and gets a load of what’s inside
The automotive manufacturers never cease to amaze me with the way they just keep adding more features to their vehicles. This one, for example, comes standard-equipped with the Internet!
Ted “the internet is a series of tubes” Stevens at the wheel
This reminds me of the otherwise-forgettable movie “Meltdown: Days of Destruction” featuring Casper “Johnny Rico” Van Dien. The plot issues with it are legion, but one of the cleverer plot bits is how our heroes get around the problem of finding a car they can survive in, whose engine won’t explode in 160-degree heat, by routing air from the refrigerated compartment of a freezer truck to the passenger and engine compartments. Voila, wheels!
flux capacitor FAIL
As we all know, the economy has really hit everyone quite hard. Even Marvel’s own Omega Red needs to moonlight as a car appliance.