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Not clever enough to figure out stick shift, I see. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Brewski says, “The real reason dinosaurs became extinct: their stubborn refusal to obey seat-belt laws.”
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Stick shift? I have a big head and short arms and I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through!
Meet the Robinsons reference!
ZOMG, RLY!
+5 Internets for Jac!
You quoted it wrong! D:
“The way I see it, we have two choices: get out of the truck and make a run for it or wait ten million years till it turns into oil.”
This is just someone transporting a t-rex. I don’t think this is a kludge
Agreed. I see no kludge, just a dinosaur in a truck. Unusual != kludge
If not a kludge, what is the proper way to transport your dinosour?
Obviously on the back of a donkey =)
Underneath a plumber.
beneath a plumber /thru a warp pipe; either or.
right turn, Clyde.
I’d like 40 big macs please
“Well officer, he was just standing there on the side of the road looking really lonely and holding a badly written sign that said “New York” and I just thought, what the hell?”
Priceless. You can use HOV lane.
Spoiler alert!
For anyone who hasn’t seen “Jurassic Park” the T-Rex isn’t out for eating the folks in the pickup, it’s only looking for some adrenaline kicks.
Looks like “Rex” got tired of running along beside the truck and just hopped up into the back to take a load off!
Am I the only one to see the “leash”?
Ever since the new laws on corporal punishment, exposure to this monster is how Chuck disciplines his toddlers. Positives: it produces an equal volume of tears and even the threat of inflating this beast is a pretty effective tool for behavior modification. Negatives: inflating this thing is a real pain; excessive bedwetting and night terrors.
Bet he forgets that thing when he goes through the Burger King drivethrough
Hey, it keeps people from tailgating, and makes a great anti-theft device.
Oh Crap! the t-rex has learned to skateboard!
Seriously dude lol this comment actually made me lmao
that’s what happens when you buy the floor model from the novelty shop, and you’re too lazy to deflate it to get it home.
or you lost a bet with yer buddies.
or you don’t own a big enough pump and had to take it to the tire store to get it inflated.
or you just love celebrating T-Rexmas.
The real reason dinosaurs became extinct: their stubborn refusal to obey seat-belt laws.
That, and they couldn’t masturbate.
It’s Act like a T-rex day! Come on everyone.. Everyone? aw…
Oh, that’s nothing. You should see them take their Brontosaurus on a boat ride.
I want one of them for my yard. That’s so cool!
Mark Cline!
Warning: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Ooh, you took mine! Ok, then,,,,
“Must go faster!!”
He’s just on his way to the Church of God Zillah
(an actual church in Zillah, WA)
WIN!!! Congrats Bartsmom.
Oh, dear lord.
Been there! That’s in wine country.
Oh my… …that one grows on you as you think about it.
wow i live 20 miles from Zillah might have to take a short road trip to see that church, i cant go inside i start to catch on fire…
Holy Wow. And to think I was sure they were atheists. D**n, I lost that bet!
If he doesn’t put a helmet on and he crashes, he’s going to be a sore dino!
“Take me to your Lysine, human!”
Whats so strange about this?
You dont think i’m going to let him sit *inside*, are you? Eww! Take me a week to get the smell out.
While your young Tyrannosaurus Rex is not yet fully house trained, it is highly recommended when taking it on a road trip that you first remove the tailgate of your truck. It is also highly recommended that you do not drive directly behind a truck carrying a young Tyrannosaurus Rex that is not yet fully house trained.
Remember how cute he was when he was little and would sit on the kid’s laps and stick his head out the window? Oh, and remember how cute the kids were when they were still alive?
ha! made me spew soda, lol
Hey! They’re the ones that ripped off the dinos in Lost World near Santa Cruz!
On their way to see Randall Monroe?? LMAO…
Win. Not enough people get this.
xkcd.com
Search “raptors”
so is it like a towel?
Welcome 2 America!
how do you like it so far? (you dont have to hesitate to answer)