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Pool sharks are serious business, ya’ll. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer NoOneHome says, “Mr. Magoo has to practice often to maintain his edge as a pool hustler.”
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Boom, bank shot?
Parallax fail.
He goes through great lens to improve his shot
After he scoped out the competition he knew he was a marked man
He’s got a hole case of sniper cue sticks stashed away, shoot he run out.
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??! That went well.
“I’m looking for a good shot but all I can see are the yeast enzymes hard at work in that beer stain near the corner pocket.”
Next logical progression would be a laser or red-dot sight.
They have them for pool cues.
You got me – my first reaction was “OK, I want a laser sight.” So… don’t just sit there, you guys – one of you go duct tape a laser pointer onto a pool cue. Hustle!
He needs a high power scope to cover the 3 inches of distance between the cue tip and the cue ball.
it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye; then it’s friggin’ hilarious.
Eye Doctor: How did you get poked in the eye?
Patient: Playing pool. It was a scratch shot.
Two ball, side pocket. From the grassy knoll.
They invented the internet you know, you can stop crouching with high magnification to look at the pool.
So where’s his spotter?
Notice how professional snipers use camouflage to blend in with the environment. Two feet to the right and he could easily be mistaken for a table.
Normally, he would be shooting blind and a threat to no one. The scope attachment, however, made Marty “Mole Eyes” Wilson truly a force with which to be reckoned.
Mr. Magoo has to practice often to maintain his edge as a pool hustler.
“Pool’s a good job, mate! It’s challengin’ work, gets you out-of-doors…I guarantee you’ll not go hungry. Because as long as there’s two balls left on the table, someone is gonna want one of them in a hole.”
I’m not a crazed pool hustler, Dad!
Blaise is goin’ too far in pool again.
I spy with my little eye something that is white
For when Sniper Crowbar can’t reach the target!
Soo whenn he pulls the stick back to shoot…….?
Uh, scoot the apostrophe over one notch for all of us Southerners please. Y’all.
I was on my way to comment the same.
Thank you fellow Southern kludger.
Needs moar Tacticool.
“Dude – remember this? This was right before you poked your eye out!”
This is actually military training to teach new sniper recruits on how to prevent scoop bite!