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Submitted by: AL in Kokomo via Submit a Kludge!
I thought Harold only used purple crayons… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says. “With curves like this, it wasn’t gonna stay a single line very long.”
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This is what having intercourse while driving (a stripe painting vehicle) will do for your driving.
those stripes are not painted on; they are supposed to be temporary while the construction is taking place. see right side lanes closed and barriers. They have apparently overstayed their intended timeframe.
Right.
The stripes are actually tape, designed to be removable after construction.
However, if they are applied on a dirty or dusty road surface….
Or it gets REAL hot, like last Summer here when we had 70 days of 100+ F heat. Then the asphalt liquefies and runs. Certain intersections actually moved several inches and had to be torn up, then repaved.
And as a motorcyclist I’m really, REALLY wary of those tape-lines. First, they’re slippery as hell when wet (most painted stripes are bad already, but not half as bad as these), second, you can wait for one to be kicked up by another vehicle and get flung against one of your wheels, with a fair chance of getting snagged in the spokes.
thats why they just paint the temp lines in MI, hell we have road construction all year.
BTW, our side cant pass solid line but incomming has broken yellow line, lol
So wait… Can you overtake here or not?
That is one tough sobriety test!
Au contaire! It’s only tough if you’re actually sober. You’ll ace the test if you are completely hammered!
Derp! That should read “Au contraire!” When it comes to typing comments on my phone, I’m all thumbs!
Then it’s the perfect sobriety test! If you pax, you get arrested!
Au contraire, you do quite well. Now let’s see how you do when typing-while-hammered! Count backwards from 1,000,000 to 0.
Or try to write a program to do it for you, using a base counting system, based on how many drinks you’ve had, eg, eight drinks, base eight counting.
Does the number base system change during the course of programming if you have another few drinks? Like do you have to count down from 900,000 in base 12?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist:
http://www.break.com/index/topdui.html
Thanks dono1, that’s hilarious
Painted shortly after his Blue Period and slightly prior to his Rose Period, this piece of work comes from Picasso’s little-known Department of Public Works Period.
yellow lines not painted. period
You didn’t get it.
It’s ok. Some people just never get it.
no, you didn’t get it. nyah, nyah
haha. no seriously.
with curves like this, it wasn’t gonna stay a single line very long.
Oh, this was totally intentional. That’s what happens when you cut pay for your public service workers. I’m betting that one of the city council members lives on this street.
This isn’t a kludge. The adhesive on the temporary stripes stops working and the stripes start moving around when they’re driven over.
I don’t care who ya are that there is funny. F.U.N.N.Y. Why do you want to be so serious?
I’ve seen painted lines like this in a community. Lots of straight lines then they stopped for lunch. Friends saw the guys were “smoking” their lunch, afterwards not a straight line to be found.
You know what they say, never do lines after doing lines.
that biking lane in the middle is kinda small though . . .
For “EXTREME” bikers only.
Following the letter and spirit of the law is a mite bit harder during the Line Migration season when the lines that are still living start to get up and walk around.
“I thought Harold only used purple crayons… – Ms. Fix-It”
who’s harold?
“Harold and the Purple Crayon”. Google.
(sevenmarie): “What’s Google?”
You can pass if you’re coming from a certain direction. One of the lines is broken… I think.
Don’t see the problem. Most kludges with the “car” tag would have an easier time following this yellow line than the white one.
BAD DOG! NO! You call that painting a road? I told you to paint in a straight line. BAD!
Mr. Dali, I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go. It’s not really working out. Perhaps you’ll be able to find work elsewhere . . . I hear they are hiring in Spain.
That’s my town for you…. Had to drive down this (since fixed).
Funny i recognized this pic was from kokomo as soon as i looked at it!!! Gotta love quick half-assed jobs
no M.J. Fox jokes, I’m kind of disappointed.
It’s nice to see Stevie Wonder and Michael J Fox working together.
Driver: “Oh man….. I was wondering when those flashbacks I was promised would finally kick in”
DEEP BREATH “ok I’m sober I can walk the straight line. I’m sober I can walk the straight line. I’m sober…”
Perhaps paying ground squirrels to paint the road striping was not the best budget cut in new municipal budget.
Drug=result may vary!