Maybe You Should Start With A Bicycle?
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Or a tricycle. Or maybe a nice Big Wheel? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Bartsmom says, “He’ll be installing the green plastic streamer thingys on the handlebars next week.”
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Take it easy in him/her, he/she is learning! xD
oooo… Bad-ass in training! Right now he’s just a bad-tushie.
ht tp://failblog.org/2009/08/11/kawasaki-fail/
This guy ^ is moving up in the world.
He just wants to go 4-wheeling.
You are on a roll today!
It could be the bike of a disabled
the kickstand was removed. so it’s actually a clever kickstand replacement.
“Not what I meant when I said I wanted a centerstand!”
rider misunderstood what a “wheelie bar” is
Talk about pimping someone’s ride. This would be hilarious to do to someone.
We used to sprinkle rice around our buddies bikes who would show up on jap jobs. Lil on the seat, tank, ground. So they feel at home and don’t get hungry.
My old Honda ran out of gas once (my fault, I left the petcock on “reserve”, only did that once). This ol’ greybeard on an Electra-Glide cruises on up and asks me if I ran out of gas. When I said “yes”, he reaches into his jacket pocket and hands me a little baggie of rice and says “That should get you to the next market!” He waved and headed on down the road.
I’d stop and help out any fellow biker, but that is just too damn funny.
so much win
What happened here is his wife told him he could not drive anything with less than four wheels.
I know because I told my husband the same thing and he came up with the same idea. You guys just think you’re so funny.
Oh, and there I was thinking you added these, to point out the childishness of his mid-life crisis toy…
What is sad is that I’ve actually seen a motorcycle with training wheels. Big training wheels with their own fenders. I’ve actually seen them, and it’s downright funny.
http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/04172006103136MWEBZT.htm
Better safe than sorry. He probably also installed a seat belt and an air bag.
I’ll bet he doesn’t wear a helmet, tho.
Probly scraped his knees on one sharp turn and now has a ‘thing’ about it.
I don’t see a kickstand, so it’s prolly a track bike. Kinda clever way to keep the bike upright when wrenchin’ on it. Way cheaper than a stand. Hell, I may even try this myself!
I don’t see a sidestand, but it has mirrors, tail light, license plate, front signals. Not a track bike…
Stop screaming and jumping around for a moment, son! It’s very early, and we have neighbors that are still sleeping. Now…I need you to focus. Yes, I know. I know! I can’t believe it came true either. That definitely is your bike. I mean, your training wheels are still on it! Listen…after the sun goes down today, you are going to show me EXACTLY which star you used last night. Why? Because Daddy has a wish or two of his own that he would like to have granted!
Sorry, hon. I’m told that doesn’t work when you ask for hookers.
It’s a great Anti-Theft device. Because really who would go after that motorcycle with the training wheels and the shade of green they used
that’s the OEM paintjob… i’m just sayin’
I don’t see a kickstand on the bike, so I’m going to guess those are on there just to hold it up while they work on it or it’s parked. A lot more ghetto than a real rearstand, but they probably had the parts laying around the garage.
I know a guy who have a bike like this and its because hes legs are numb and else he wouldnt be able to start the bike without crashing.
He’ll be installing the green plastic streamer thingys on the handlebars next week.
“Hang on…ok I’m done. There’s no way this baby’s gonna wreck now.”
He had a minor mishap last week on a patch of gravel. When he explained it to his daughter, she was sad and decided to share her wheels “that help you, so you don’t fall” with daddy. She even tried putting them on the bike herself and when he saw being so nice, he didn’t have the heart to tell her no…
For you child that wants to get straight to the point. Don’t let them settle for a small pedal bike with tassles, get them a real bike.
It must have a good headlight because there’s no way he’d be riding it in broad daylight.
Have fun turning…
After a long ride it was to tired to stand on it’s own
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
When he was told he had to take a training course, he was confused.
Being a long time biker, Darryl was confused when his 5 year old asked for his first bike.
This is a picture originally from Worth1000.com, where they photoshop pictures that are very well done and not a kludge. Nice try, though.
Given the phrase “crotch rocket,” NOW what are the implications of those training wheels?
I believe that is what we call a makeshift kickstand. I think I see a second wheel on the other side, but either way, those won’t be touching the ground when the bike is in motion. As for fixing things go, it’s quite competent and not at all bad in a funny way. Not a kludge.
It was a gift from the rich grandparents to the spoiled 5 year old grandson.