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Scottish **** job
Close but no cigar, that you child is helping the pipes to mate with the tire.
I guess poor Harry Potter hasn’t discovered the wonderful piece of muggle technology called a foot pump?
Harry likely knew – the wizzards wouldn’t have, they would’ve used magic – what you have here is a creative muggle.
i dont get it…
The guy has asthma, so he can’t blow up his bagpipe. Instead he attached the bagpipe to the bike tire and the air is forced in to the bagpipe that way.
Someone didn’t read the instructions…. First fill the air bag, attach to bike tire, Squeeze the bag under the arm. Silly Englishman!
-That last note was a little flat
-The worst way to give your bike a tune-up
-Also known as a dirge bike
At last, someone found a use for bagpipes.
Scaring the **** out of you in funerals isn’t enough?
I used to play the bagpipes in a rock band.
Okay, technically it wasn’t really a rock band but people did throw rocks at us.
Something tells me this wouldn’t really work. Maybe it’s the holes on the pipe leading to the tire.
Or the construction of the chanter that lacks any structure that opens the valve in the tire. Maybe.
Very impractical — human lung pressure is insufficient to fill a bike tire. Balloons yes, tires no.
What would be more practical is filling an air raft with a bassoon.
Maybe he’s using the tire to fill the bag?
Which one falls faster, a bagpipe or bassoon?
WHO CARES?!?!?!
what’s the difference between bagpipes and onions?
- nobody cries when you cut up bagpipes.
Also, what of the holes in the chanter? Only some stupid-ass sassanach would come up with this, and only a mentally defective Englishman would think it was funny
Wow. Calm down. Us mentally deficient Americans like it too.
Scottish troll is being Scottish.
What the hell is a sassaa…ssasna…sasqua…sassparri… whatever he said?
I think sassanach is Scottish for “douchebag”.
If you don’t know what a Sassanach is, you probably are one. :p
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sassanach
-Cougar :{)
Suspension of disbelief impossible. I play the bagpipes, and they don’t work like that!
I would think not. Lugging that bike around would rip your bag and bend your chanter (not to mention the damage it would do to your bagpipes).
ZING!
What’s the sweetest sound bagpipes can make?
Splash!
Never attempt to teach a bicycle to play the bagpipes. It wastes your time and annoys the bicycle.
what is that from?
I peg it to Heinlein (Notebooks of Lazarus Long?). It goes,
“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
Thanks for asking. ;D
Oh Ye’ll take the high tire, and I’ll take the low tire, and I’ll be a-coughin’ afore yea. But me and me true love will never meet again, by yon bonnie bonnie banks of bike blow-hard…
FTW
I tire of bagpipe music quickly.
Why are bagpipes like a politician?
They both just drone on and on….
Silly Harry Potter, that’s not how you use your wands.
I think the message here is that the next Harry Potter movie really blows.
A bicycle powered bagpipe is a good idea, but leave the tires out of it. How about an air pump that is turned by a belt? Maybe make it a trike, so you don’t fall over if you are busy trying to squeeze it or operate the pipes.
Best. Bong. Ever.
The best use for bagpipes made in Pakistan.
Legend has it that one day, someone will come along known only as the Androgenous Bagpipe Player and change the way we look at bagpipes forever. Many have tried and failed. Others have made bold claims, but they and their bagpipes were merely full of hot air. Sadly, our candidate today appears to have shown us nothing more than an exercise in futility. Those that believe in the legend will just have to keep waiting. In the meantime, the rest of us will keep some cotton balls for our ears handy.
Aww. my tires are out of air. oh let me just get my bagpipes.
Wow, Harry Potter has fallen on some hard times!
“Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”