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IT is always such a sausage fest. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Bacon.exe missing. Pepperoni.exe is not a viable substitute. Please remove Pepperoni.exe and insert Bacon.exe”
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mmmm, CD-NOM
ROM ROM ROM
Hahaha
Bacon.exe missing. Pepperoni.exe is not a viable substitute. Please remove Pepperoni.exe and insert Bacon.exe
Error Reading Beefstick.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
I believe this picture was taken at the Moore-Bacon wedding reception.
C:> Format Salami
C:> _
Would you like to install the Mustard add-on with your Salami package? (100 kb required)
Unable to locate host. He must have gone for more salami.
Error salami contains virus
Ok thats prolly the best comment i have seen yet on this site… Well done LMAO
Seeing that nobody as eaten any of the slices, it’s clear that employees haven’t quite gotten over the appetite-ruining memories of the workplace accident that inspired this cutting system.
vodka + cutting sausage = russian bris. (don’t be afraid; it’s just the tip, comrade.)
And they’re using CDs/DVDs as drink coasters.
yeah, WinXP no less
Who’s cutting the cheese?
He who smelt it.
DEALT IT!
There I solved it.
sheer brilliance
Shear brilliance?
In Soviets Russia …… ( the mark ofvodkais in cyrrilic )
At least he’s not confusing it with a cup holder.
Is it activated by the foot pedal?
Man, I just know that they’re going to use the vodka to clean out the drive before they slide it back into the computer.
What do you mean your new CD-Drive isn’t working? We tested it all afternoon and it worked perfectly for us. What’s that? There’s something jammed inside? That’s a bunch of baloney!
How big of a nerd do you need to be to find a CD drive faster than a knife?
Hey I bough a watermelon, anybody’s got an old 8-inch HDD lying around?
Nopes, but… here, give it a try with this.
*Hands him a 5 1/4″ floppy. Winks.*
Yet another reason why the tray CD drives are better than the slot-loading ones (the slot-kind won’t even process my cheese slices right).
Plus, you need to slice your bread real thin to get it into that slot-loading toaster.
You guys are idiots! Slicer? “CD drive”? Toaster?! Everybody knows that this is supposed to be used as a cupholder!
basic input/output sausage
I’m glad the nerds in IT have embraced the fact that their field is a sausage-fest.
Not bad…not bad. However, you should see the guy that is making waffles over that way with a couple of keyboards!
I never sausage a picnic!
Talk about the ultimate C0ck Block…….
The CD is still cutting edge technology.
yeah the IT department can be a sausage fest. Until you drink all that vodka and the effeminate guy starts looking “pretty”, then it is more like a prison.
That ain’t vodka – it’s slivovits.
on bottle “vodka valuyskaya”
Why didn’t they power up the ejector mechanism?! They have to do everything manually now…
oh creepy russian nerds
while [ $sausage -eq 1 ]
do
eject -t /dev/cdrom # Cut sausage
eject /dev/cdrom # Open sausage cutter
done
russians…
Being an IT guy and an avid camper, I must say that I find a certain level of brilliance in this design – mixed with just the right amount of crazy. I bet they are using the cheap vodka to sterilize the whole operation. This would totally pass a health inspection!
Error accessing drive D:
The device is not ready to accept a disk because a sausage is in the drive. Please remove the sausage from the disk drive, click OK and try again. (Error 32: SAUSAGE_STUCK_IN_DRIVE)
Vodka with Russian label XD))
It’s somewhere in Russia))
Not Necessarily…
Could be Expats anywhere in the world that like Russian Vodka.
Zoom in on the Tax Stamp on the cap, and then you have a better idea where it is. ( I have no idea, but someone does… )