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The Fridge Wasn’t Running! It Was Kidnapped!

Jun. 30, 2010

White Trash Repairs - The Fridge Wasn't Running! It Was Kidnapped!

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The immoral jerks won’t even show their faces during their ransom video. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Eye Dee Ten Tee says, “This is my favorite part; when they discover they should have measured the window first.”

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Professor X Has Hit Some Hard Times

Jun. 30, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Professor X Has Hit Some Hard Times

Submitted by: cayenne via Submit a Kludge!

Much like making a copy of a copy, you can only split into so many parallel universes before the flaws become noticeable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “Judging by the look of the seat, I’d say the purpose of this vehicle is either to
A: take the Browns to the Superbowl
B: drop off the kids at the pool
C: fire off a missle.”

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Polyurethane Foam Is Not A Toy

Jun. 30, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Polyurethane Foam Is Not A Toy

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

This is what happens when you accidentally hire professional gingerbread makers. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “Ewwwww that building has some sort of fungal infection. Like athlete’s foot mutated and gone awry. Look, it’s so uncomfortable it’s breaking out in graffiti.”

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I Smell A New Fashion Trend!

Jun. 30, 2010

White Trash Repairs - I Smell A New Fashion Trend!

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ACME Industries: Making Internet cougars easier to spot at Starbucks since 2010. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer jason b hood says, “This is just a beta version. The real deal will have the left and right ears of a leopard attached to the L and R side of the headphones. Which means you’ll be able to hear in the dark.”

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More Legit Than The One From Flealand

Jun. 29, 2010

White Trash Repairs - More Legit Than The One From Flealand

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It totally matches my new house, you guys. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “The designer sack lunch is more than just its sleek Chanel exterior. Inside is the Versace peanut butter & jelly sandwich, Dolce & Gabbana potato chips, and Prada pudding. New for this year, and what designer sack lunch would be complete without one…a Gucci pop to wash it all down. Eat in style! Grab your designer sack lunch today for only $1,723.45. Giorgio Armani thermos sold separately.”

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FACT: Jamie Is Actually This Guy’s Competition

Jun. 29, 2010

White Trash Repairs - FACT: Jamie Is Actually This Guy's Competition

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The most subversive advertisement you’ll see on cardboard today, guaranteed! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Digital_Ronin says, “That’s the LAST time I let the Mythbusters borrow my truck!!”

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What Foul Demon Created This?!

Jun. 29, 2010

White Trash Repairs - What Foul Demon Created This?!

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Hey guys, when you pointed out that this kludge wasn’t really a vuvuzela, it wasn’t a challenge. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Chugwater says, “Satan wept. This is pure unequivocal evil. There isn’t a hell hot enough or deep enough for the person who made this.”

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Please Use Other Door

Jun. 29, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Please Use Other Door

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This door for Road Runner use only. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Wile E. had put up the wall and painted a door on it, never expecting a full house to appear after he was done. Naturally, Roadrunner went in and locked the door behind him.”

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8 x 8 Cake Pan Needed? Bah!

Jun. 28, 2010

White Trash Repairs - 8 x 8 Cake Pan Needed? Bah!

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Cardboard is heat resistant right? RIGHT?! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer NoOneReally says, “I’ve done similar things before, albeit with things a little more heat resistant. But I think Starbucks uses this method, or at least that would explain why everything they sell tastes like cardboard boxes.”

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Meanwhile At David Bowie’s House

Jun. 28, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Meanwhile At David Bowie's House

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Man, somebody has an unhealthy obsession with Jenga. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “For alcoholics, this is a very effective 12-step program.”

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