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Even Trolls Were Affected By The Housing Slump

May. 4, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Even Trolls Were Affected By The Housing Slump

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What used to be a deluxe two story bridge has been subsidized into apartments. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This image speaks to the modern human condition.
Society and cultural norms force us to put on a facade of stability and permanence. We conform to these standards, often at great cost to our individuality, while on a deeper level we struggle to find meaning and purpose. Therefore, we may appear solid and stable, but we often find ourselves going nowhere.”

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Can’t Just Sweep This Aside

May. 3, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Can't Just Sweep This Aside

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Shhh. We’ll never get Jan her workmans worker’s workman’s paid time off if y’all keep giggling. It has to be an accident, remember? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob says, “Is that Bender laying down under the shelf?”

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Is It A Bomb? A Power Source? No…

May. 3, 2010

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…it’s a Caption Contest! Because seriously, what the heck?

Epic Kludge Photo - Wait wut?

Original Photo Submitted By: SP Riley via Submit a Kludge!

This little kludge came across my desk a couple of weeks ago and I just couldn’t delete it. Something about it fascinated me so I sent it around the office with a simple question, “What is it?” No one knew. So now I leave it up to you guys! We’ve done Photoshop contests in the past, but a Caption Contest is slightly different. The rules are as follows:

1. Click on the image to be taken to our LOLBuilder. Caption the image and submit.
2. Make sure you are logged in to your Cheezburger account so that we may properly credit you.

Contest ends, Thursday, May 6th at noon.

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Anyone Else Got The New iJump App?

May. 3, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Anyone Else Got The New iJump App?

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It’s so realistic it’s as if my phone actually isn’t working right. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The anglerphone waits patiently in the hopes that hungry prey will soon meander by. It remains absolutely still, with the exception of its long cord that it dangles and flicks temptingly. Oh, look! Two unsuspecting jumper cable clamps have taken the bait and are actually fighting over this “delicious morsel” right now! What happens next usually is within the blink of an eye. We will, instead, slow the video down to 1/12 the normal speed so that you can see the anglerphone spring to life and make a quick meal of both clamps.”

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Wheeee!

May. 2, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Wheeee!

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This is brilliant! Now I need to put a second story on my house JUST so I can install this. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer coyote INFJ says, “Chutes and Ladders 3-D Edition.”

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Mall’s Taking Patron Health Into Its Own Hands

May. 2, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Mall's Take Patron Health Into Their Own Hands

Submitted by: Voodoo via Submit a Kludge!

I’m torn. I want a giant pretzel but the elevator is “out of order” and those stairs look steep. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bernie says, “Meanwhile, they had to clear 42 blondes, who were waiting at the bottom for it to start moving, to take the photo.”

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Fun With Faucets

May. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Fun With Faucets

Submitted by: B’ford via Submit a Kludge!

Does anyone else get ants in their faucet in the summer? I imagine this would be like a water park for them. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “You are looking at just one facet of the many-faceted faucets of Farrah Fawcett’s faucet.” Said the Hollywood Bus Tour director.”

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Billy Wanted A New Bike. Mom Wanted Free Labor.

May. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Billy Wanted A New Bike. Mom Wanted Free Labor.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’d consider this a win-win. Billy would probably disagree. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “This isn’t a fail, this is a win. You see, this was never intended for use as a lawn mower. This was Dad’s brainchild for avoiding mowing the lawn. Under the pretense of supposedly building a device for Billy to mow the lawn with, it took Dad all day and several six packs of beer to build this thing. By the time he was done, it was after Billy’s bed time, and Dad was too drunk to mow the lawn. Mission accomplished!”

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