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Cycling Through Family Vacation Ideas

May. 7, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Cycling Through Family Vacation Ideas

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How many kids do they have? And how are they planning to squeeze them all into that station wagon? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Is it bike hunting season again already? It looks like that guy took down WAY more than the quota! Doing so carries a pretty hefty fine and hurts the bicycle herds’ numbers for next year. I hope that greedy hunter gets caught and learns his lesson!”

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Historical Thursday: Victorian Body Snatching

May. 6, 2010

Happy Thursday Fixers! Wow, did I get sucked down the rabbit hole for this one. My original intent was to showcase the various rigs used in the 19th century to alert people that you weren’t as dead as they thought you were when they buried you. But then I found this picture and was off on a tangent so here we are.

Epic Kludge Photo - What Is It? I Have To Know!

Turns out being dead in a cemetery was just as hazardous as NOT being dead. As the medical community took off, the demand for cadavers to practice on increased. But the problem was Victorians had the mindset that being dissected after death was sure to keep you from Heaven so only the bodies of hanged criminals were given to the universities. Undeterred, the scholars merely started to hire “Resurrectionists” that were paid obscene amounts of money (for the time period) to bring in corpses for study. The above photo was one of many ways average people tried to protect their loved ones.
Digging through six feet of dirt was too obvious and time consuming so many body snatchers would merely dig a tunnel to the end of the coffin, break in the side and use a rope to haul their prize out quickly under cover of darkness. So the wooden plank would be bolted to the coffin floor and the metal collar fastened around the neck of the deceased. Then when the body snatchers busted through the coffin to get the rope around them, the body would stay firmly in place (and in Heaven).
But that was only the beginning of this bizarre war on grave robbing. More after the jump!
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If You Hit The Bulls Eye, You Get Half Day Fridays

May. 6, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - If You Hit The Bullseye, You Get Half Day Fridays

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If you hit Jan from Accounting, you are on your own. I don’t know you and you certainly didn’t use MY desk supplies to make those. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Our armies are so numerous, they will cause your cubicle walls to shudder when they walk! We will burn your computers and enslave your secretaries! Our push-pin darts are so numerous they will blot out the sun!”

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Rustic Backpack

May. 6, 2010

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The rustling of the plastic also acts as a deterrent for being mistaken for a quail. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer AlixeTiir says, “As you can see here, the deadly urban plastic bag beast leaps onto it’s prey, incapacitating her by cutting off her circulation, it will then proceed to devour her brains by wrapping it self around her head.”

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Tumble Dry Poodle On Low For Ten Minutes

May. 5, 2010

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Even though it SAYS tumble dry, I never do. Better to let them air dry or you end up warping the frame. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Is the dog Tide to this?”

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Weapons Of Ass Destruction

May. 5, 2010

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So that’s what we were looking for! Things that get lost in translation, you know? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Jim A says, “You know, the more I look at this, the less sense it makes. Does the sawhorse mean that this rig is too heavy for the donkey? Why have the tube from a panzerfaust, and the blast shield from panzershreck? Is that a radio aerial on the back and is that related to the earphones that the soldier is wearing? Is there any significance to the fact that the soldier is a paratrooper? You just don’t think of Nazis as having the sort of whimsical sense of humor that would seem to be the best explanation.”

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More Power, Igor!

May. 5, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - More Power, Igor!

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Nice try but it still won’t run Crysis. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer ilmuprogramming says, “[insert Mac vs PC post here]“
AND: Fixer kg333 replies, “[insert retort extolling the virtues of Linux here]“

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Downside To Half Mile Winding Driveway

May. 5, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Downside To Half Mile Winding Driveway

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While the trek to dispose of the bodies garbage is long, at least the neighbors won’t complain about the smell. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Paigeygirl says, “That bike is trashed!”

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The Days When Men Were Men And Tables Were Boats?

May. 4, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - The Days When Men Were Men And Tables Were Boats?

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Between the oil in the gulf and flooding near where I live, this is starting to look like a viable option. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer rewboss says, “Is this the water table all those geologists obsess about?”

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Take THAT Overpriced Water Cooling Systems!

May. 4, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Take THAT Overpriced Water Cooling Systems!

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Just don’t shake the case. Or the desk. Or sneeze near it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer RadicalX says, “Ooooo! Preloaded with the Internet!”

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