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Oh Crap, I Feel A Sneeze Coming On

May. 18, 2010

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I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow a tiny puff of air out my nose and blow your house down. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Bashnagdul says, “Those 2 sticks that are holding it upright are only because this barn has not grown fully yet. you can still see the green leaves. wait till it looses those and becomes a decent whole brown. at that point the 2 sticks on the left will also be removed and you will have a beautiful new grown sturdy barn.”

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Working Lunch: Doin’ It Right

May. 17, 2010

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Of course, if you’re taking a working lunch, haven’t you already failed? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer DemonSpectre says, “NO! Wait, that’s the office equivalent of crossing the streams!”

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Flammable Cigarette Lighter

May. 17, 2010

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To me this seems counter-intuitive but far be it from me to get between a smoker and their precious. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Czernobog says, “Lightsaber fail.”

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Keepin’ Cool

May. 17, 2010

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You see air conditioners. I see the most challenging parkour course this side of the Atlantic. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Anonymous says, “Here we see the elusive A/C moss. It is indigenous to developing areas and, as you can see here, spreads quickly and unevenly across sides of buildings. Although, it is noteworthy that some rare species have been found to grow on motor-homes and even some trucks or cars. The moss develops a symbiotic relationship with humans. While the humans feed it electricity, the moss with in return cool the air surrounding it, something humans value in hotter climates.”

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Of Course We’re Not Drinking At Work!

May. 16, 2010

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Don’t be ridikscholous. We are verwy profresh…prefersh..we know what we’re doing. *hic* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mikeski says, “Keg stand: you’re doing it… fairly well, apparently. I don’t see an ambulance in the picture…”

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Moped Riders Tired Of Being Seen As “Girly”

May. 16, 2010

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Yes. Of course. Mopeds are a very respectable and often under-valued form of transportation…help. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “A lot of people are commenting on how gay the scooter is. Honestly, it doesn’t look that happy to me.”

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No Wonder We Import From China

May. 15, 2010

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At least it should be safe to eat. Cardboard is lead free, right? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “I like how that piece of furniture on the left says “office”, just in case you forget where you are.”

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Damn Wind

May. 15, 2010

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For the last time, we do not live in a sappy romance novel. Now STAY DOWN. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Alleycat says, “At least they took it literally and not seriously. Let’s assume for a second that the person who kludged this together was a woman. If she took “Gone With the Wind” seriously, she would make the curtains into a dress. And if it were a guy, he frankly wouldn’t give a damn.”

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No Dear, I Don’t Want To Join The 1/2 Mile Club

May. 14, 2010

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I’m trying to gauge the danger factor by using the roof of the other house as a measurement for height but I keep getting distracted by THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN DOING THIS. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Upon further review, I believe the guy is safe, since he’s holding that tool which is connected via cord to the wall. If the red rope breaks, the hand-held device will save him from falling.”

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Kitchen Renovations ARE Complete, Why?

May. 14, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Kitchen Renovations ARE Complete, Why?

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No, we clearly aren’t milking every drop out of this setup to win the coveted Caramel Apple Blue Ribbon. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer redngreenshow says, “I was happy to see they didn’t waste time carefully stacking the milk crates for stability.”

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