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I promise the other 23 are just as nice. Give me the cup dear. You named him ‘Mr. Cuppykins,’? That’s nice dear. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “When it comes to this your boss is taking the office supply rationing too far.”
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Gas can dangling from the ceiling for optimum opportunity for zombie burning. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Nox says, “At first you act all scared and astounded.
Then, as the carjackers realise the doors don’t open from the inside, you smile.”
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Maybe John Locke just needed to drink more. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Is it just me or has Stephen Hawking’s speech device been slurring a bit lately?”
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Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”
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It’s so nice to see you back where you don’t belong. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “Customer needs assistance with return in the front of the store.”
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I see our welder Thor has gotten himself a sidekick. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “This is what happens when a wrench is bit by a radioactive spider. Nothing like in the comic books.”
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I have to wonder, at what point during the drinking binge does toiletry turn into this? – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hejira says, “I hate it when a guy has the entire street of trees to choose from but uses the one next to mine.”
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Great, now we can’t fix the shower. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer LLahsram says, “Wow, the graphics on the new “Vice City” game are really good…”
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This is an unpalletable substitute. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “At least they’re getting off the plane. If I saw that as I was boarding the plane I’d probably just go back down the stairs and see if I could rent a car.”
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I’d say this was a waste but they’ve been repaving the interstate by my house for two years, so…yeah. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Imagine what they must do to protect their “good” cones. They’re probably still in the box with the original packaging and a certificate of authenticity.”
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