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It’s the last jar and four pregnant women just entered the aisle. Your hubris has doomed us all! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sofa King Cold says, “My, what a jarring discovery. You have to be gherkin my chain. I hope this isn’t the bread-and-butter of their maintenance team. Though I am relishing the resourcefulness.”
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I’ll bet the pickle shelf is right behind the photographer. They just grabbed the first thing that more-or-less fit.
First thing I thought. Notice how there’s a ring of something (juice?) right by it.
Of course you find a jar of pickles next to a juicy ring, silly.
It’s green, so maybe they did the same thing with pickles before? That looks tempting. It makes me want to grab a stuffed animal from the toy department and some tomato sauce…
Somebody actually approved of this enough to MODIFY it as a fix?
At least they’re not in a jam.
See how they moved it to support both of the shelves?
The good thing about pickles is, when the shelf is finally fixed, you can still sell the pickles!
… I want pickles now.
That’s one dilly of a kludge.
I’m so glad this didn’t happen across from the milk aisle.
My, what a jarring discovery. You have to be gherkin my chain. I hope this isn’t the bread-and-butter of their maintenance team. Though I am relishing the resourcefulness.
Pun win.
That sounds like a challenge for Dono. Can’t wait to see the greatest pun fight ever.
Prepare for some spearing and slicing.
yes but i worked there in heath Ohio its carnival foods. oh god
I’m glad that Sofa King is clinging to his punishing schedule.
This will sour Mgmt’s opinion of the staff.
Even in a pickle, Macgyver still finds a way to save the day.
How convenient! Now I can have a tasty snack, store it in an air-tight bag, and hold the shelf up all at the same time!
Customer:”hey I’m looking for pickles.”
Employee:”Sure there should be some under aisle three.”
Customer:”You mean on Aisle three?”
Employee:”…”
In Soviet Russia, shelve is on food!
This doesn’t look like a kosher fix to me.
Knew I missed one.
“Green” solutions: You’re doing it wrong.
Alright, Indy, just swap the bag of sand for the pickles and lets get out before that big boulder starts again.
Plastic wrap $1.59, Sliced pickles NFS.
Plastic wrap: $1.59
Ziplock baggies: $2.49
Never being in a pickle again…Priceless
Oh look pickles! wheres the price tag? *picks up* price check… *crashing* …and clean up on isle twelve!
THE SHELF’S AJAR! THE SHELF’S AJAR!!!
As amusing as it is, the fact that the shelf above is not visibly supported suggests that the pickle jar is not holding up the shelf, but merely coincidentally the right height to appear as if it were. The ring is probably from the same jar, before a wayward shopper’s toe moved it accidentally.
I know, I know, I’m a wet blanket.
I see they finally decided to upgrade the position of the jar from under one shelf to between two shelves. They’re going to need a second pickle jar to get rid of that nasty ring on the floor though.
and Mrs. Bottle O’ Pickle was heard to say as she left the store – “I’m out of here, Dill, and I’m leaving the ring, too!”
pickle jar, ” here i come bp i hear these things are water tight