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It appears Jeff Goldblum put some objects through the machine before the fatal fly incident. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Kumiho says, “Here we see the rare birth of an automobile through budding, and asexual method of reproduction, long theorized to exist in auto-kind, but caught on camera for only the first time.”
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Here we see the rare birth of an automobile through budding, and asexual method of reporduction, long theorized to exsit in auto-kind, but caught on camara for only the first time.
Watch closely as the car unhinges it’s lower jaw so that it may swallow the truck whole. It’s a marvelous feat that is rarely caught on camera in these parts of the world.
I was trying to read the sign… I think it says “Please Keep Away”, but it’s hard to tell.
I think it says, “Please don’t laugh”.
Honestly, I think it says ‘Please don’t touch.’
Does the sign say “PLEASE DON’T BURN IT”?
The mind of a genius or mad man, “I need a car, a truck bed and of course matching rims.”
And I’ll form the head…
Vehicle Voltron sucked so bad….
part of me wants this car…
which part?
I have to admit, there is a slight coolness to this car/truck hybrid.
Add body work and a cool paint job = awesome freaky car.
Paint it purple, stick a mattress in the back, by the beer-and-ice-filled coffin, and It’s ready for a road trip.
I so want to party with you now.
I was thinking the same thing… “dang, that’s B.A.” It just needs a decent coat of paint and that thing would look sick
Even the “big” and the “tall” need a hearse
Big and tall rednecks.
naturally
This is obviously longbus’ long-lost cousin longcar.
In other news, transporter accidents are on the rise again, thanks to a faulty molecular sync coil.
Looks more like Rodimus Prime from Transformers, then it does Voltron.
You know, if you’re going to go thru all the trouble of welding that thing, you could at least paint it.
Nope, wouldnt get enough attention. My step mother actually bought him a paint job so it could be painted, gave it to him for Christmas, he has YET to get it done.
How does one buy a paint job for someone else? Gift certificate, go to the shop and pre-pay, give them the money and closely monitor to make sure they don’t use it on something else?
I bought him a gift certificate, but he let it expire….
who said it’s welded? I don’t want to give away ALL my secrets but the local hardware store had to replenish a lot of bolts.
I kind of like it. It’s like an extreme station-wagon. Paint it all one color, and I’d drive it.
I wanna sit in the way way way way back!
LOL!
Great Scott, you’d be in another time zone!
This is what happens when an object from an alternate universe crosses over into this universe and both objects try to occupy the same space.
Or maybe some weird cross between a time machine accident and a transporter malfunction.
Maybe this is what happened to William Bell’s car?
Damnit, I really want season 3 now…
Effects of the lesser known vulcan car meld
I dunno… part of my brain is yelling “Photoshop!” In particular it seems implausible to me that the pickup truck bed either came with or was given the exact same hubcaps as the car.
You just buy another two tires and slap them on.
Sorry, wheels not tires
What an age we live in, when an innocent mistake needs correction for fear of the trolls. WHEN WILL IT END!??!!?!
Yep, just bought extra Oldsmobile wheels. The car is an 84 Cutlass Ciera, the bed is a dodge D50
That would require some doing, since the Olds wheels shown are 5-bolt and the D-50 used six-bolt wheels (like lots of old pickups). From what I read it’s not impossible to change out the hubs, but why?!
I don’t dismiss it out of hand, but I’m still not 100%.
It was NOT photoshopped. I have another 3/4 view of the rear. and the sign said “do not touch”.
Got a link? I bet the rear of that thing is a whole ‘nother pile of “why?!”
I actually saw this in person. He had the section between the shell and the body ‘expanded’ so it more of a camper. So, yes, it does exist, and what is there now is a huge improvement of the hideousness it was.
It’s the Bratmobile!
A rarely seen phenomenon. The car molts, shedding it’s old skin to become the truck.
Is this so that your pallbearers can carpool with you to the cemetery?
Okay, you win. I was following too closely.
I’ll say. You should pull your bonnet out of your boot!
Follow-up of the week!
They made a station wagon version of that car. Apparently he didn’t get the memo.
Actually the sign says “Please Don’t Laugh”, why do I know this for a Fact? Because its my dads car… He puts these signs in his creations, because well he wants the attention and wants people to Laugh!
The car was originally built for a road trip from Oregon to Alaska with my little brother, it has a queen size bed in the “truck” area, and a fold out kitchen in the back. It has been used as a frequent commuter car for the last 15 years or so.
Yes! YES! That’s my Big Brother following in the footprints of our Dad, keeping the family legacy going! [I lived in Alaska when they came to visit. It was an accepted, appreciated vehicle up there!] I love it!
The owner prefers his vehicles to have a little extra junk in the trunk.
Forgot to mention, this is the “modified” version of this car, originally the truck canopy sat at the same level as the roof of the car, so there was 4-5′ of clearance once you were on the bed. He changed it to look like this because its “more aerodynamic”, he was getting crappy milage with it.
And this isn’t the first creation, this started with a School Bus, roof cut off, with the truck camper spun around backward, and hang off the back, then the roof spun around backward and hung off the front… I will find a picture and post it.
Wait, wait a minute. There used to be a queen size bed and a fold out kitchenette in it? My sense of scale is off. How big is this thing?
This is Kludgitron, leader of the lesser known Transformers faction, the Impalacons.
El Camino XLT extended bed, off-road hearse.
I remember Bush warning us about this…
The first fossilized transitional vehicleform between car and truck was found this week at the Detroit Tar Pits. Scientists are stunned by the discovery.
Rex, which was harder: Getting the third axle right or getting the paperwork right at the DMV? (“Down at the court house, they didn’t laugh…” J. Cash)
Axle by far. The VIN plate is for a Oldsmobile, so that was easy.
Here’s a semi… wagon?
I just got off the phone with my dad, havin this on here “Made my week, thats great”, once again, he is PROUD of this thing (and how it causes people to laugh).
He should submit a tape to “Pimp My Ride”. I’d love to see what they would do to something already so wildly customized!
Tell him to quit messing around and Paint The (Darned) Thing!!! He’s 90% there, might as well go all the way.
(But fill in the body crease in the truck bed first so it sorta matches, and get another Oldsmobile chrome rear wheel trim for the truck axle’s arch.)
again painting it would make it look less funny, and be contrary to what he wants! He wants the attention.
I still think it’s a redneck hearse.
Human Station Wagon: First Sequence.
Egads! It’s the oft-rumored prototype for the 1986 El Camino Maximo. Chevy knew there was a strong market of redneck soccer dads out there, but they were beaten to market when Ford introduced the vehicle known as the “SUV” that got even crappier gas milage.
I want!!!! I have acually invisond mutiple cars similar, but these would be imposible to build
Doc Brown’s original prototype for the time machine was not very impressive.
Wicked Way Cool…Me Wantee!!!, If you drive it up to Alaska bring it down here to Moose Pass and I’ll buy it offen you!!!!
This is what happens when you try to represent a 4 dimensional object in a 3 dimensional world…(ever read Flatland?)
You’re totally wrong, RadicalX – Vehicle Voltron is THE BEST! At least that Voltron can kick some serious ass all over the galaxy. The other one is a wuss.
It’s the Automotive Centipede!
“Fuel her! FUEL her!”
I want to go to Wally World, Clark, Ellen and me.
I would deffinatly buy tht
I’m impressed that the wheels all match. Where did he get #’s 5&6? Another Buick?
The Chevy Fail-Camino was never as popular as the El Camino.
This really needs a paint job. You have yourself a nice 6-wheeled American “ute” here. At least the wheels are already matched.
OK, my comment got eaten by the Evil Comment-Eating Monster, so I’ll try again…
“The Human Station Wagon (First Sequence)”
I actually kind of like this one…very “Mad Max.”
Space Runaway Ideon — The Early Experiments!……………………………”Damn the Giant God!”
He said he may sell it if “the offer is right” so if anyone really DOES want it, let me know.
Dude! Cut _then_ shut!
Voltron reference FTW. It’s the redneck limousine.
If you’re still out of work a year later and about to go homeless – this is a freakin’ mansion! I could live in that car easily – and its no doubt drier and warmer than a tent! Is it for sale?
only in america
if you think this is great, just wait til you see my air conditioned tent
I’VE SEEN THAT CAR!! Now I’ve seen it on the Internet so I know it’s real and I wasn’t hallucinating. I saw it parked near the Newberg McDonalds/BiMart a couple years ago.
Yep he lived in Newberg about 4 years!
Love it love it love it….
Needs a nuclear powerplant in the back and some tail fins, and you’ve got a do it yourself Ford Nucleon.
I TOLD you I wanted a stationwagon!!
why the hell do people do this???
Partly because they can, partly because they could envision it, and partly so the rest of us will marvel or laugh. If he every got it an awesome paint job he’d have to put lights or jewels or horns or something on it so it’d blare in a different way. LOL
It’s a Hearse!
Thanks to all you for your comments. You might think the vehicle is creative, and you might be right. But I think your comments are far more creative. My wife found me laughing so hard that I was crying when I read them. I’m 65 years old and planned to be buried sitting up in the drivers seat when I died but my wife reminded me that when I’m gone she can do what she wants. Her e-mail is nitadunc……. (uh, maybe not.)
Not if it’s in the will.
SO, Rex’s Dad, what do you CALL it.
Yah , a really poor limo…
We call it the cartruck. It isn’t very creative but it is discriptive. Nita likes the longcar. I might consider the Oldsmotruuuuck. What do you think?