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Nothing wakes you up in the morning like dodging flying shards of china. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “The best part of waking up is the WTF in your cup!”
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The wood chips that fall off of that bit will add fiber, working with the coffee to keep employees regular
Hmm… Chips… *drool*
So that’s what puts the Chip in Java Chip, right?
3 words-
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
lol, no – i think this can’t be a BS Johnson – 1) it is too simple and 2) it might actually have a shot at performing the task it was made for.
It could possibly be the beginning prototype for one of Leonard of Quirm’s projects though.
You could be right – enough torque could send the cup sailing with enough force to decisively bean anyone in the room. Sounds like a Bloody Stupid rig to me.
Would that be a spoon drill bit?
If so, I don’t think it will work on ceramics – even with liquid cooling.
Pfft! We all know there is no spoon.
Earl, I don’t care how you feel about my mother! Don’t use her china in your workshop!
I think you’ve gone stir-crazy.
Next time don’t buy the cheap instant brand that doesn’t dissolve.
We’ve switched Mr. Kludge’s regular oak with new Folger’s Crystals ™. Will he notice the difference? Let’s find out!
The best part of waking up is the WTF in your cup!
HAH!!!!
LOLZ! That comment totally made my day.
some mornings u just dont have it in u to even stir
He never asks for a second cup of my coffee
Boo. that was supposed to be in brackets labeled “Thought bubble”
If you drill with a spoon, it’s not boring.
WIN
Soon to be featured on “that’s why you’re FAT”.
If you can’t even stir your coffee, there’s a natural selection app for you.
Later on he’ll be peeling carrots on the lathe.
And then we’ll show you how to make the perfect steak with welding equipment!
Wait, this sounds like Alton Brown guest hosting This Old House
Actually, this whole thing looks like it came from Alton Brown’s show.
Nah, he has a cordless drill attached to a pepper grinder.
plus: wood shavings? Not Good Eats.
Martha Stewart on testosterone!
This is a hardcore coffee shop where the coffee isn’t brewed…it’s manufactured.
That’s a nice theory, except the cup is the type you hold with your pinky in the air.
This is a hardcore tea room where the tea isn’t steeped…it’s manufactured. You take your lumps instead of drinking them, and it ain’t your pinky finger that you raise in the air when you’re drinking!
This is more “neurotic” than “badass.” You have to get everything JUST RIGHT or disaster ensues. I’m kind of curious where the point of failure is in this design, too. It’s usually obvious in kludges, but in this one it could be anything – electrocution, spoon bendage, cup shattering, putting in too much sugar. It’s like some kind of ADD steampunk fever dream.
This would be awesome for making milkshakes.
You should patent that idea, since prior art and obviousness are not really obstacles these days…
Just DrillDown for sugar.
This is clearly a way in the right direction. Just imagine what you can do with a drill, a fork, and a plate of spaghetti.
yay for the thought of some tard mangling their face trying to eat spaghetti off the fork while still rotating.
That sounds like a good supervillain origins story.
That cup of coffee is definitely shopped.
Yeah- machine shopped.
Shaken, not stirred!
-Bond. James Bond.
Do you really want to owner of this device to be consuming alcohol?
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to.. well I guess I expect you to have to walk out in a great need of a new shirt.
Gourmet meth lab.
Coffee for robots: Just add oil. Wait, how is that different from normal coffee again? Oh right, we don’t have an automated assembly line for ours.
Doesn’t this kludge kind of defeat it’s own purpose? I mean, unless the purpose is to break and/or hurt something/someone. The amount of energy used to build this combined with the energy to turn it on makes stirring normally much more efficient. On the other hand, normal stirring is not nearly as impressive.
I know someone has put a creative spin on a simple task and all, but it’s just not my cup of tea.
That’s not what they mean by coffee grounds.
Can’t believe you all left that hanging out there.
Move over Cave’ Vienna, time for the latest Tasters’ Choice flavor: Cafe’ Detroit.
Has that smooth, yet robust hint of machine oil flavour in every cup.
Man, I really need something to keep me awake during this boring job.
This is how BP executives start their day.
How crude.
Ohhh, Kings Quest 7. Someone remembers you.