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Even though it SAYS tumble dry, I never do. Better to let them air dry or you end up warping the frame. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Is the dog Tide to this?”
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Yo Jimmy, Jimmy . . . (snicker, snort) You got your camera? (giggle) Watch, no shut up, shut up, watch this . . . (giggle) . . . ‘Hey Spike, wanna play Rocket Ship?’ . . . (snorted laugh) ‘Wanna play Rocket Ship? Get in the rocket! Get in the rocket boy!’ . . . (snorted laugh) . . . You ready for this Jimmy?
It’s a chicken coop! See the roost and chicken watering can in there?
It looks like a chicken coop… Not that being a coop makes it any better than a dog house, I’m just sayin’.
It’s a chicken rotisserie!
Either way, the frame’s probably made of dogwood.
Get rid of wet dog smell 80% faster than to our new tumble-a-pooch!
A plastic sheet for the roof? You’d expect the Russians to maintain Laika’s home better.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika if you need a hint)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-G_training if you need a clearer hint)
It’s a tarp. No, seriously. For once, it’s an actual tarp.
Well, obviously. If you give a mortgage for chickens to buy a home, and it turns out, after the market collapse, that the home is just an old dryer, your bank is soon going to need TARP funds.
Instead of carping about it, we’re tarping about it.
Don’t forget to use a dryer sheet.
And a little bleach to really whiten up that dingy fur.
Trouble is, when you throw in a sheet of Bounce, the dog wants to chew it.
Is the dog Tide to this?
Keep in mind that the window in the door lets the “Sunlight” shine in.
What do we have to Gain by this line of conversation?
Probably something to Cheer about!
I’m Downy with that.
~weep in the corner, feeling left out of the puns with my Kirkland powder~
You took a powder? Soap what.
Missing is just Spray-n’-washthe dog!
It took a strong Arm & Hammer to build it!
You All need to quit with the puns.
It’s a wisk we’re willing to take.
That Daz it! Our politicians are going to have to be Bold and stop people like you lot Surf-ing the net. Otherwise society will tumble in a Cyclon of chicken poop.
No need to Shout about it Cozz. They got the Dreft.
Yes! This is just Fab! It took a real Dynamo to come up with it and do the work. I hope he was able to Bounce back from the exhaustive effort.
Are those boats in the background? Maybe he went to the Surf to relax afterward.
Boy, you really gave them the Biz! I’ll just Wisk on to another soapject.
Well that is a unique way to scramble some eggs. Now if they add a dryer you’d get some pretty fluffy omlets.
*For those that don’t know, it is a chicken coop. Look inside and you can see the nest boxes and metal waterer.
Yet they continue with the dog jokes. Apparently these “wits” can’t read.
That’s because there aren’t any good chicken jokes.
That don’t start with “Just keep…”
Indeed. For small dogs there’s the microwave doghouse.
That’s how they make miniature poodles. Put a large poodle in that dryer on high heat, and when it comes out it’s shrunk down to size.
Nice! I always wondered about how that worked. Mystery solved!!
And right next door, the childrens’ playhouse made from an old fridge. We left the door on that ‘un too!
Just read mystery story in which mom does good by hiding kid in unplugged frig to protect from tiger (by James M. Cain). It was the only steel thing around. They get kid out in time. ready for next shot of milk.
Once made my dog a house, A-frame, plastic for back window. It looked better than this.
The camera that took this picture is made out of a pair of binoculars wired to a fax machine.
The tripod that’s holding the camera is made out of broomstick, fishing rod and a giant pencil duct-taped together on a donkey back.
Y’all make me LOL!
Thanks!!
The laundry was a mess – the tween of the house used a whole buk-buk-buk-buck-ET! of detergent.
Fox-proof hen-house for the win! (Opposable thumbs only need apply.)
*Chickens walk in* ACTIVATING FORCEFIELD… STANDBY… FORCEFIELD ACTIVE… ACTIVATING NUCLEAR OMELET DEVICE… STANDBY… MAKING OMELETS… OMELETS CREATED. Now to eat these delicious radioactive omelets.
What about the poor chickies?
It’s a commercial dryer, so more room for chickens, dogs, foxes….
Huh-huh..Hey Beavis, it’s a poodle. Set it on delicate.
My dog complains vociferously about taking a bath, but he relishes tumbling around and around in the dryer.
who let the dogs dry?
This is a chicken coop that was purposely made with “found materials.” It uses pizza boxes too.
http://www.kk.org/streetuse/archives/2009/04/clothes_dryer_chicken_coop.php
The “street use” section of Kevin Kelly’s website is a treasure trove of kludges.
Come on!!! My BF totally built one like this last week…But ours is with an Industrial sized Dryer drum! Much more room for the chickens….
Want scrambled eggs? Close door, switch on, let run for five minutes.
Do I still qualify for the rebate for recycling my old appliance?
Here you go honey! just set it on low heat for 90 minutes and Fluffy will REALLY live up to her name!
HEY!!!!
FLUFFY ! Where’s Fluffy ?
It’s definetly a chicken rotisserie. The water can and nesting area are to fool the chickens into going in there.