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Epic Kludge Photo - Take THAT Overpriced Water Cooling Systems!

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  1. keshet says:

    It’s a water park for computer gremlins!

  2. Mad says:

    In case of leaking, first remove processor and memories, and then children and women

  3. Josef says:

    High Professional Cooling ;-)

  4. timo says:

    i wonder what they used as the radiator?

    • gamercosti says:

      A small discarded AC radiator from a car +4 case fans on it fed with lower voltage to reduce the noise. I’ve left more details about it below

  5. treborx says:

    i doubt this works. why put all this effort into additional cooling, then leave the water container loose and prone to spilling? Fail!

    • Captain Video says:

      Because whoever did this was a moron. That’s the whole point of There, I Fixed It.

      • bob_super says:

        I beg to differ, almost all kludges shown here actually work, regardless of safety considerations and overall sanity. Some are very clever ideas.

        • Captain Video says:

          I will give you that some ideas are ingenious, but those are pleasant exceptions. Of the five kludges immediately below this one, only the stair-slide and the troll bridge look reasonably unlikely to cause an accident (and since I don’t know what’s holding up the concrete stairs that are holding up the troll bridge, that one’s a serious “maybe.”) The cigar fuse box and the iJump are (like this one) begging for an electrical fire. That thing with the broom looks like some kind of Edgar Allen Poe-meets-Larry the Cable Guy execution device.

          • bob_super says:

            I totally agree. I said “work, regardless of safety considerations”. The goal of most is to get it to work just long enough, with the duration of “long” being the interesting variable.

            I’d venture that the stairs held because they’re short enough to transfer their load to the foundation and building without the concrete flexing. I hope it has rebar.

            • Captain Video says:

              If we’re defining success as “get[ting] it to work just long enough, with the duration of ‘long’ being the interesting variable” then life itself is nothing more than a series of interwoven kludges, on both the physical and metaphysical levels, and concludes abruptly when some key component gives out.

              So it is with civilizations, whole biospheres and even the stars themselves, which fuse increasingly heavy atoms until they finally run out of usable material and implode. Truly, is the universe not the greatest kludge of all?

            • TexasDan says:

              This answer is on the wrong page, but here goes: the stairs held because they were built first, and were apparently adequately designed. The second span was added and presumably designed to cantilever over the new column/bent element. It’s true that the stairs see some new load from the addition, but as they deflect the load will be transferred back to the new addition.

              Or, it could be they just got lucky. You’d get some decent arch action out of the initial stair/landing run.

          • ron says:

            I wanna see the kludge that uses a piezp electric cooler from one of those plug in 12v car coolers.

    • A Random Pooka says:

      No, There I fixed it has quite a few genius kludges on it. I think this may have been a poorly thought out test run before hooking it up to an actual reservoir. Or I hope it will eventually be hooked up to an actual reservoir soon … Just run it a bit and see if there’s leaks before you close it back up and power the whole system up.

      This reminds me how I really need to get a waterblock for my CPU, GPU, NB, and a couple of HDDs. But that’s for a later date, I guess.

  6. 00 says:

    So assuming the water was duct taped down after the picture was taken, what cools the water, evaporation?

    • bob_super says:

      Either the picture is not showing some elements, or whoever designed this needs a class in heat transfer. The appointment is already set for three minutes after boot time.
      Them called heatsinks, ya ‘know!

      • some guy says:

        What you’re not seeing (off to the left) is a radiator, most likely cooled by a large, slow fan. There’s a reason those pipes go out the back, ya know.

      • SCAScot says:

        There’s a hose coming off the back of the pump that goes left out of frame, and a hose that comes in from the out of frame left that goes to the reservoir. Presumably, this goes to some sort of heat exchanger that cools the water before returning it.

        I sure hope whoever built this used distilled water and added algae inhibitors to the mix, otherwise this will clog up real fast.

        • bob_super says:

          Then why would they bother with the water bottle inside?

          It’s a great design, no need for the whistly thingy, when the water boils, the computer crashes and you are free to make your tea!

          • heydabop says:

            He probably has only the radiator outside his case. A lot of people do that because since it’s not in the case it can be bigger, thus quieter and be just as efficient if not more so than a smaller one.

        • Captain Video says:

          Maybe it’s not water. Maybe it’s vodka or butane.

          • Archangel says:

            Maybe a little of that Alumaseal powder for radiators should be added to self fix small leaks.

  7. Alex says:

    He really needs a sticky note on the front saying “WARNING: Never tilt!

  8. Peter says:

    The biggest issue with Vista.

  9. rapljwop says:

    As long as you can get a stable overclock it’s worth it! XD

  10. zack says:

    this is awesome,, i remember building intercooler for my pc yes, it was aircooled and it worked well i pout a bowl of dry ice and put a cap on it, the bowl had inlet on top with draft hole on side and it lasts long time though i got the exchanging fins in front of the dry ice tho or the frost would build….. I love kludges

  11. Joe says:

    “These motherboards must be defective. I’m on my 5th one, but they keep on rusting!”

  12. Will4in2erth says:

    The tubing reminds me of those water-packs used in sports and military. You know the ones that wear like a backpack? It makes me wonder what the owner is putting this poor kludge through. It probably wasn’t meant to exercise for more than 2 hours a day.

  13. RadicalX says:

    Ooooo! Preloaded with the Internet!

  14. fluffy says:

    To me it looks like a hi-tech bong.

    • A Random Pooka says:

      Comment win!

      Dude .. my computer’s jealous! It’s smoking too! Quick, give it some pizza rolls!

    • coyote INFJ says:

      An iHookah?

      • Little Girl Blue says:

        Is that what e-Caterpillars use?

        • coyote INFJ says:

          If it is not against their morels.

          • Little Girl Blue says:

            …or unless they’ve already gone down the rabbit hole.

            Why you no post on FB anymore, lil’ coyote?

            *squeeze*

            • coyote INFJ says:

              Are you trying to be bunny?

              I seemed to me that people were getting too prickly. I got tired of wondering whom I would offend next.

              • Little Girl Blue says:

                I know the feeling…

                You could create a FB2 account and come play with just whomever you wanted, you know. If you do, you can look me up: I’m LittleGirl Blue on there. (Note: no space between ‘Little’ and ‘Girl’.) And you’ll never have to worry about offending me! :D

                • coyote INFJ says:

                  The cheez network seems to be having problems. It’s black lettering on a black background. I had to highlight your text to see it. At least I hope that it is the network and not my computer. :(

                  As for FB2, I’m not much of a joiner, or chater. I have a hard enough time writing to my keyboard pals often enough. Google INFJ and you’ll know what I mean. Shockingly bang on.

                  I’ll just pop up here now and then.

  15. Brad says:

    There must be a better place for the reservoir than inside the case.. seems it would be wiser to put it outside with the heat transfer element.

    • Anodean says:

      … for all statements within which the variable “Wiser” modifying the constant “Idiot” may approach the value of “half-wit” – or however that interesting mathematical notation with the little arrow underneath the variable value would be narrated. :D

    • cipher_nemo says:

      Putting that unsealed reservoir outside the case would mean even more dust and debris getting into it. I’d love to see the burnt-out pump and corroded system in the future, lol.

  16. someone says:

    this is just an elaborate suicide attempt
    if you lose the game simply get a firm hold on the case and shake violently

  17. Dogmeat says:

    I have good news, Mr. Dunn! It looks like your computer is going to pull through in spite of us having to perform a quadruple bypass. For the next several weeks, your system really needs to take it easy. Don’t do anything that will stress it unnecessarily. Oh…and until you can afford to purchase a new rig, never try to run Crysis on the max settings again! Understood?

  18. cipher_nemo says:

    Wow, what a disaster waiting to happen, lol! Unsealed tank = dust inside and potential leaking = failure eventually. And no fans to vent the other chips and voltage regulators on the motherboard and audio card. Should be on fail blog instead of kludge. ;-)

  19. Mikeyboy says:

    In my highly professional opinion (I work in an aquarium/pond place thingy and I do computers on the side) THATS PURE WIN! Decent size pump for a PC, just hope the seals don’t go on it from the pressure.

  20. Paddy says:

    Proof that the internet is in fact, a series of tubes.

  21. TexasDan says:

    Five bucks says the reservoir is on back order.

    And Billy couldn’t wait to put his new rig together.

    Anyone have the link to that guy who watercooled his memory sticks too?

    • bob_super says:

      Respect.
      How do you get 20C on the proc if it’s really warm outside?

      • gamercosti says:

        dunno but the 4 fans were doing a good job in the shade and if i was going to do a gaming marathon i would just bring the radiator inside where its cooler if its +30°C outside

  22. Ike says:

    Guys – look under your hood – the tank inside the case is to take care of the expansion when the system heats up.

  23. Minelli says:

    watercooler?? you’re doing it wrong!!

  24. PosterGrampa says:

    These new fangled coffee makers take forever to make a decent cup of coffee

  25. yolanda says:

    actually, this looks like a solution for a problem we have with hubby’s water cooled PC. Damn thing gets air bubbles in it from minor evaporation and before long, it’s making a racket. Sticking a bottle in the system like that would allow continuous bleeding of air out of the pipes, just top up the water now and then. the bottle would wedge safely between case cover and hard drive rack, and since the computer isn’t moved around and we don’t suffer earthquakes, spills would be unlikely. IF it spilled, the board and electricals are vertical above the base and the water would just trickle out the bottom of the case and onto the floor.
    Smarter than you think!

    • gamercosti says:

      The water bottle is actually mandatory because water will expand in volume when heated and will blow the pipes if the system is completly closed. Even your car has one. How the hell did u fill the system up 100% if its closed? O_o
      You can make a simple bottle with a rubber cap with a few pin holes in it so water wont spill but air will be able to get in/out

  26. Anon says:

    2001 called, they want their rig back.

  27. mortona says:

    looks like a decent wc setup actually. just have to be careful.

  28. Macrocephalic says:

    The kludge isn’t the reservoir – sure that’s not the most secure option – but as long as you’re just leaving the case in place and you can stop dust getting in there – it will be fine.

    The real kludge is the waterblock; it’s not a solid machined block or anything – it’s a piece of aluminium with some copper tubing zip tied onto it!!

  29. ThatBum says:

    The guy probably used a heater core from a car for a radiator.

  30. Rex says:

    I never found water-cooling worth it. Its pricey, can be a pain to setup, needs maintaining, not to mention theirs always the risk of water leaking into your system. As long as you choose a well ventilated case and have plenty of fans, you don’t need to waste your money on water-cooling systems like this. Even the top of line the line computers are fine with air cooling.

    Verdict – Don’t bother with it.

    • gamercosti says:

      the silent air coolers used to cost a lot more than what this cost and even so, you will never be guaranteed get 99% noise reduction like i did by moving the fans outside :P

      The main purpose of this was removing the noise, not the heat

      Wtf is with all the ppl and the dust problem?! You do realize a particle of dust in 4L of water practically vanishes right?

  31. Walin says:

    I still prefer immersing my system in an aquarium full of vegetable oil. Sure, the room smells like french fries after a day, but the system is cool as ever!

    • gamercosti says:

      and void all warranty to ure pc parts because all your stickers are wet… ah and the oil around costs a few HUNDRED dollars… add a pump, radiator, aquarium bla bla bla

  32. Gotem says:

    IRC: User has quit: (Excessive flood)

  33. tyberius says:

    This is a good kludge, God knows I’ve done worse in my days as a broke Eastern European gaming computer owner. As far as the water reservoir goes, it’s perfectly safe: don’t spill it, and it won’t spill. And I’m sure the the 220V immersion pump won’t mind a little dust and grit :)
    I’m a silent computer freak myself, and I always wanted to make a water cooling setup, but I found the parts too expensive – $30 doesn’t sound that bad, maybe I should spend more time around junkyards :)

    • gamercosti says:

      the bottle has a wire holding it in the case (u can see it above the water level coming out of that case hole)

  34. Techwatch says:

    I love the look of these water systems especially with the lights

  35. canister says:

    I still prefer immersing my system in an aquarium full of vegetable oil. Sure, the room smells like french fries after a day, but the system is cool as ever!

  36. Charles says:

    Is it really a reservoir? Can’t believe it!

  37. CyberianIce says:

    Outstanding Bong :D :D :D I like this!

  38. Trucker Pete says:

    Best. Bong. Evar.

  39. RJ says:

    At some point Mrs. Johnson, you are going to have to say your goodbyes and unplug the life support. Windows 3.1 is just not upgradeable anymore and there really is nothing more we can do for the old girl.

  40. F4you says:

    Good idea man super hard, I suggest you just put a monitor.


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