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There Is No Spoon

Apr. 3, 2010

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There Is No Spoon

Submitted by: Mike via Submit a Kludge!

Somehow I was going to try and make a joke here about the Matrix and The Waterboy, but even my brain is rejecting this horrifying concept. In other news, why weren’t there any rednecks in The Matrix? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Indomitus says, “Sure, we all know the story about the fork that ran away with the spoon. But what they never tell us is how the fork disappeared without a trace and the spoon’s mangled body was found a week later wrapped around a foosball player’s head. Happy endings, my a$$.”

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The 2GB Gluestick

Apr. 3, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - The 2GB Gluestick

Submitted by: Michael via Submit a Kludge!

At least it isn’t sticky for other reasons. Ew, I just grossed myself out. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer PBJ Platypus says, “Alternatively, it’s top secret government files, handed to a five-year-old secret agent for protection. Very clever, I think. No one ever suspects the kindergartner.”

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High Tech Way To Thwart Mirrorland Takeover

Apr. 2, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - High Tech Way To Thwart Mirrorland Takeover

Submitted by: hugemanatee via Submit a Kludge!

Unless…have they figured out how to use our monitors? Oh God, turn off your screens! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Ugh…I look sickly! Maybe if I shave, my appearance will improve. *shaves face* Well, that didn’t help! I don’t feel like I am coming down with anything. I just don’t understand what could be wro-… *degausses monitor* Ahh…there you are, you sexy man!”

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One Of These Is Not Like The Others

Apr. 2, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - One Of These Is Not Like The Others

Submitted by: absyntheminded via Submit a Kludge!

This kludge is brought to you by the letter “P” and the number 7. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “The recipe says “be sure to coat pan before cooking”.”

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Safety Cones Are Branching Out

Apr. 2, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -Safety Cones Are Branching Out

Submitted by: Aces2 via Submit a Kludge!

Or are these hooligan teen cones, caught in the act of a fire alarm prank? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “Little Cone to Big Cone:
“When I grow up, I want to be an air-raid shelter.”

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During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

Apr. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’ve got the beer. You get the chips! Let’s go. Wait…where are the kids? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Fluffy says, “Oh I know exactly what you mean. When you waddle through beer swamps, they sometimes wrap themselves around your legs and the only way to get rid of them is to wipe them off with a rag dipped in kerosene.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Six cans of Foster’s beer on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer! Take one off and pass it aro-…oh…you don’t want one? Well, what about you? Also no, eh? Anyone here want some Foster’s beer? Anyone? Anyone at all? No takers? Aaaaannnd…six cans of Foster’s beer STILL on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer!”

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This Mechanic Is Very Reasonably Priced!

Apr. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -This Mechanic Is Very Reasonably Priced!

Submitted by: Boss via Submit a Kludge!

He said I should be good to go; but made me sign a waiver promising not to look under the hood for some reason. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Just_Some_Guy says, “In hind-sight, it was clear that the Grand Prize in the “Worlds Biggest Jenga Contest”, should not have been placed on top of the super-size Jenga blocks.”

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Switchboard Not As Impressive As I Thought

Apr. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -Switchboard Not As Impressive As I Thought

Submitted by: meatmachine via Submit a Kludge!

Somehow I was expecting more…wires. And primly dressed young ladies. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Of course the board isn’t impressive. You haven’t hit either of the switches or found the Indiana Jones secret lever yet!”

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