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I See Captain Obvious Has Been Here

Apr. 7, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - I See Captain Obvious Has Been Here

Submitted by: Justin Nowak via Submit a Kludge!

And now, Captain Obvious is needed elsewhere! Excelsior! – Ms. Fix-It

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Pipe Dreams Always Run Into Knots

Apr. 6, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Pipe Dreams Always Run Into Knots

Submitted by: boelwerkr via Submit a Kludge!

Look, I love the 3-D pipes screen saver as much as the next girl, but this is going too far. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Wut? says, “Those straight pieces never come in time in Pipe Mania.”

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The Kids Have Been Quiet For Over An Hour…

Apr. 6, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - The Kids Have Been Quiet For Over An Hour...

Submitted by: Max via Submit a Kludge!

If I learned anything from Calvin and Hobbes, it’s that silent children are a terrible sign. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Joy says, “Obviously bikes without ramps are completely unpalletable!”

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Get Up To Change It? Surely You Jest.

Apr. 6, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo -Get Up To Change It? Surely You Jest.

Submitted by: Nik G. via Submit a Kludge!

This isn’t some third world country, like France. In America, we don’t get up for anything. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Thadius says, “Now what you need is a robot operated by remote to come replace the remote batteries. When the remote for the robot dies, show us the kludge you use to keep the system going.”

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Wonder If They Painted Each Wire Individually

Apr. 6, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Wonder If They Painted Each Wire Individually

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Ah, the wild camouflaging Wire Tangle. I thought they’d gone extinct. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer MacGyver says, “Only adults are capable of changing their coloration to match the surroundings – the juveniles will retain their black coats (suited for hiding in dark corners) for another year.”

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Not Now Mom, I’m Busy!

Apr. 5, 2010

Submitted by: Brian Lawrence via Submit a Kludge!

Seriously. If you don’t pipe down, how is he supposed to hear the tell-tale sound of a stealthed rogue? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer EllisGL says, “He tried to get into a LAN party where speakers were not allowed, so with some help from a roll of masking tape, they are not head phones……”

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Fixing A Cable Bind

Apr. 5, 2010

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Binder clips are so useful. Binding paper, sorting cables, keeping the chips in my desk fresh, makeshift barrette for the girl…the list goes on. – Ms. Fix-It

Thanks to all the Fixers that pointed out that this kludge originated over at Lifehacker.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Thadius says, “Binding clips: Thwarting Cordthulus everywhere.” Editor’s Note: I kind of want someone to draw a Cordthulhu now. >.>

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Wringing Every Drop Of Fun Out Of Spring Break

Apr. 5, 2010

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If done properly, Spring Break should be so busy that when it’s over you need another vacation. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Joe says, “But Officer, I even wedged the extra axle under the drive wheels. If anything, I’m even more safe!”

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Giving The Porch Some Much Needed Ambience

Apr. 4, 2010

Giving The Porch Some Much Need Ambience

Submitted by: Jonny via Submit a Kludge!

What you gain in atmosphere, you lose in entertainment. How are you supposed to watch the bugs ram into it now? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer NV Gal says, “I think they misunderstood the term “milk glass.”

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Now We Can Both Eat

Apr. 4, 2010

Now We Can Both Eat

Submitted by: Angie via Submit a Kludge!

Now if there was just a way to automate the pacifier. Maybe I could modify one of these? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bhazor says, “There, the kid sorted for another hour, back to the bar.”

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