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Self Surgery

Apr. 9, 2010

Most of the time here at TIFI, we focus on fixing things. But today I wanted to share something I stumbled across that focuses on fixing a person.

In 1961, a twelve man Soviet crew was building a new base in the Antarctic. Mindful that being trapped in sub-zero temperatures for months on end required a medical professional to be on hand, one doctor had been assigned to the team. So what happens when the only man capable of performing surgery comes down with a severe case of appendicitis? He does what any reasonably minded person would do. Performs an appendectomy…on himself. There, he fixed it.

UPDATE:
Thanks to everyone who commented. The response was overwhelmingly positive! If you posted a link to another historical kludge, you rock and I’ll be filing those away for future use. If you come across a kludge from history, please submit it or email it to me at thereifixedit@gmail.com. Until we either run out of suggestions or interest I’ll be posting one historical kludge every Thursday afternoon! – Ms. Fix-It


Via: BMJ.com

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gabriel says, “Wow, that is one tough Commie! I am impressed. Imagine being that guy’s son, once he has come home: “Daddy, I skinned my knee!”, “Well, son, once I cut out a part of my own digestive track in sub-zero Antarctic weather, so walk it off.”

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Hey Gang, Where’d Daphne Go?

Apr. 9, 2010

Submitted by: vegetando via Submit a Kludge!

They really needed to put a bell on her or something. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Captain Video says, “I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but there’s a Volkswagen van actually parked out behind the house. Like, zoinks.”

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For The Five Of You Not Scared Of Flying Yet

Apr. 9, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - For The Five Of You Not Scared Of Flying Yet

Submitted by: jasondotcom via Submit a Kludge!

If you need me, I’ll be hosting a fund-raiser for a transcontinental monorail. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer classic says, “Dangit! I knew we shouldn’t have parked in this neighborhood – I just bought those rims! Do you know how hard it is to find 72 inch chrome wheels?!”

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Redneck Gazebo

Apr. 8, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Redneck Gazebo

Submitted by: Ralph via Submit a Kludge!

What other outdoor products could be redneck-ified? What should we use for the pool and the hedge maze? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If the bad guys had lined the shed with lead, Superman wouldn’t have found their tiny hideout with his X-ray vision.”

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Good Thing. Thought It Was A Portal.

Apr. 8, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo -Good Thing. Thought It Was A Portal.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Black Mesa’s budget certainly has taken a hit though. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Sihaya has caught the lyrical bug!

Well, there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
We just keep on kludging until we run out for cake.
Yeah the kludging gets done and we use a glue gun,
Some wire ties and a front wheel drive.

We’re not even crazy.
We’re taking all our meds right now
Even though we cook them in a coffee can.
With saudering irons
Made from the pieces of a hair dryer.
As they burn it hurts because
We are so happy to kludge.

Rest of the lyrics after the jump!
Click to see more… »

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The Lattice Makes It Classy

Apr. 8, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - The Lattice Makes It Classy

Submitted by: Jynx via Submit a Kludge!

Once the morning glories take root, it’ll look even nicer. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer johnlawnmo says, “Better homes and Garden article read too literally: “Building zen and feng shui meditation platforms on your own accord.”

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Great, Now I Need To Pee…

Apr. 7, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Great, Now I Need To Pee...

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Think dry thoughts. Desert, sand, beach, ocean…dammit! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Delande says, “Funny how a water faucet has better aim than most men do…”

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Coffee Beans Roasting On An Open Stove

Apr. 7, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo -Coffee Beans Roasting On An Open Stove

Submitted by: Phil S via Submit a Kludge!

Jack Daniel’s flavoring nipping at your nose. Hey, gotta make it to Friday somehow. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “Oh I get it…it’s a dryer for one sock….that’s where they all go.”

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Big Wheel? What Have They Done To You?!

Apr. 7, 2010

Big Wheel? What Have They Done To You?!

Submitted by: punky via Submit a Kludge!

Nothing here says ‘Ostracize me, leading to deep-seated emotional scars for life,’ to the neighborhood kids. Nope, nothing at all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This next exhibit, children, is…please don’t lean on the chains, Billy…is a diorama depicting the now extinct Three-Wheeled Palletypus in its natural habitat. Scientists had a hard time classifying it as its very appearance seems to defy all natural laws. While both sexes…stop that snickering, Billy! You’re walking a fine line right now, mister! Where was I? While both, er, males and females could give their attackers some nasty splinters, only the males were actually venomous. Hunted by man for its wooden underbelly and females only being able to lay two eggs in a year, the poor creatures didn’t stand a chance. What is in your mouth, Billy? Spit it out at once! You’re going back to the bus to wait until our tour is over!!”

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Everyone Buckles Up Or We Don’t Leave

Apr. 7, 2010

Submitted by: Jørgen Bøckman via Submit a Kludge!

Dad took that PSA to the extreme. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer drat175 says, “Tailpipes should always be safely strapped in. dragging just drowns out the music.”

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