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Is it wrong that all I want to do is put on a Velcro Suit and throw myself at this? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “It has been said that the person who controls the spice controls the universe. Bow before your leader!”
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Form of…clean energy! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This is actually Canada’s entire early missile warning system. If an enemy missile is detected, the RCMP and the entire Royal Canadian Two-Canoe Navy can be activated within twenty business days.”
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This is the diagram I’m using to explain the birds and the bees to my son. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer potpiekitty says, “Insert lives in the red-light district of the keyboard. You should be glad it’s only topless… Also who uses the insert key? As for someone who asked about what happened to the tab? You must not use a keyboard 6 hours a day or more like some of us poor schmucks.. Keys will pop off on you and then try to escape behind your desk, where they enter a witness protection program run by dust bunnies.”
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This is why you don’t let the Big Bad Wolf do your signage. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Captain Video says, “Well, at least the sign’s levitation mechanism is working properly.”
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If you’re not lucky enough to be able to phone it in to the mandatory voluntary 7 A.M. meeting, you could always try this. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If you have ever desperately searched in vain for a contact, this device is indispensable! There is only this one prototype so far. However, it already has a 99.7% accuracy rate in finding the contact and then lets you view it on the screen so that you know right where it landed when it fell out of your eye or off of your finger…the floor, the bathroom sink, etc.”
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Admiral Ackbar does not approve. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Badwolf says, “But why are they throwing away a perfectly good redneck?”
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What would you have to eat in order for this to be necessary? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I’m definitely not getting my hair washed at this salon.”
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Why yes, Mother-In-Law. Your grankids are just on the other side of that door. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “This kludge is the yin and “Hey Daphne where’d You Go” is the yang. One is stairs with no door, the other is a door with no stairs. The world makes sense now.”
Will hot air even put a fire out? – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bonkers says, “When you blow the whistle it alerts a pigeon, if it isn’t busy, that is able to get a message to the nearest fire station. At this point you have to rely on the pigeon’s ability to relate highly important information to the right person quickly so that they can make an assessment before deciding on the best course of action. Hopefully it isn’t a fire, oh, oh dear…”
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Who here wouldn’t pay good money to see this ramp off of the pallets? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Looks more like a couple of casters duct-taped to a snowboard. Ironically, you can’t spell caster without “cast”.
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