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Not What I Meant By iTouch

Apr. 20, 2010

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Submitted by: Efex via Submit a Kludge!

There are many that would say this is the proper home for any Apple product. And then Steve Jobs has ninjas vanish them. So I’ll remain carefully neutral and let you fight it out in the comments. I’m Switzerland! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Sean says, “Annoyingly enough, you still have to go to the app store and shell out 10 bucks for the “iFlush” app in order for your dispenser to properly interface with your toilet.”

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Time To Shovel Some Sheet

Apr. 20, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Time To Shovel Some Sheet

Submitted by: VomisaCaasi via Submit a Kludge!

Sheet Shovelers Shouldn’t Say Saucy Sentiments About Carefully Constructed Kludges. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer waldo says, “This leads to the question once asked by a renowned shed-sitter. How much sheet can a sheet shovel shove if a sheet shoveler doesn’t want to shovel sheet?”

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Atomic Clock It’s Not

Apr. 20, 2010

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Submitted by: biglangster via Submit a Kludge!

Dude, that little dial in the back is impossible to use. You always end up overshooting. This is much simpler. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Whatever you do, just be sure to snip the green wire and NOT the black! Otherwise, you set off a chain reaction inside the atomic clock and you’ll have only five minutes to get to safety before the explosion. The convenient thing is if this happens, the clock will automatically go into countdown mode, showing you exactly how much time left before you become irradiated (minus one hour, as you mentioned).”

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Real Smooth Guys. We’ll Never Guess You’re Trees.

Apr. 19, 2010

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Submitted by: Woofwoofgrrl and PlasticBrain via Submit a Kludge!

I’ve been told this was to make sure cars knew where the poles were during a blizzard, but I prefer to think they were attacked by hipsters. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer dono1 says, “Science Fact: If you count the rings you can tell how old they are.”
AND: Fixer Radish says, “Of course! Henry David Thoreau’s “Waldo, or Life in the Woods”.”
ALSO: Fixer Cozz says, “In about eight months these trees will have fully matured. The orange will slowly ripen into a nice shade of red and they will begin to sprout candy canes just in time for Christmas. Where else did you think they came from?”

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Permanent Candle

Apr. 19, 2010

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Submitted by: Sven Wilksen via Submit a Kludge!

Those things can get you high smell bad enough without being set on fire. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Before you begin the shaming of your drunk roommate who is passed out on the sofa, it is highly recommended that you sterilize the marker first.”

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The Recession Hurt Luke Too

Apr. 19, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - The Recession Hurt Luke Too

Submitted by: Chad via Submit a Kludge!

R2! Something’s come loose back there. See what you can do about it. Also, please please please let that guy be dressed like this. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer DanM says, “So after beating the sith Luke found himself with out enemies and without a job, as it often happens fame comes with temptation, Luke turned to alcohol and then meth, he tried to sell R2D2 but no one wanted to buy an automatic trash can. So he had to sell his xwing and settled for this used older model… He has not been seen in year and it’s believed to be selling himself for meth in Tattoine.
Luke Skywalker The E True Hollywood Story”

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My Math Says This Is Three Times Faster

Apr. 18, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

But we’re overlooking the important question. Why did he buy three lawnmowers instead of one ride-on? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fluffy says, “I thought they were chained up for the lawnmower Iditarod.”

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Ready To Overclock

Apr. 18, 2010

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Submitted by: TWC via Submit a Kludge!

I could be wrong, but by the time that thermometer alerts you to trouble it’s already too late. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “There’s got to be a better way to see if your computer has a virus than taking it’s temperature.”

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And They Said The iPad Didn’t Print!

Apr. 17, 2010

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Submitted by: Erik via Submit a Kludge!

Okay, okay. Chill out guys. It took me two days just to climb out from under the avalanche of submissions of this photo. :P Congrats to Fixer Erik for getting to me first! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Captain Video says, “No, the irony is that he’s attempting to make a paper copy of something was designed to replace (among other things) paper copies. Frankly I’m appalled that this is a digital photograph; he should have gone the whole way and taken a Polaroid.”

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Low, Low Prices

Apr. 17, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Silver lining…At least they’re being honest about how much they’re ripping us off. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Timerider says, “Everything’s bigger in Texas.”

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