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Badly shopped next
Anyone who takes the time to put in the reflection of the back of the keyboard on the steering wheel spokes and *possibly* on the shift knob isn’t “badly” photoshop-ing anything. The shadow under the phone matches the shadow on the seat, as well as the bend in the steering wheel cover where the corner shoves in, so someone did a pretty good job.
And why would they use the keyboard out of an old junk laptop for their Photoshop job, rather than, say, a real bluetooth keyboard?
Don’t you know that everything on every site on the internet is Photoshopped?
I know that when I Photoshop things, I would much rather spend 2 hours looking for images and doing the actual photoshopping, rather than sticking my phone and keyboard on my steering wheel. (with duct tape!!)
I enjoy the challenge!! I even photoshopped my reply to this post.
photoshopped or not, this is someones wet dream. some people cant manage 5 seconds without looking at facebook and driving gets in the way of this. not that it stops most people, a quick look at failbook proves this. but one day there will be a huge crash becasue someone was on facebook behind the wheel and he will update his facebook to say he’s crashed and killed someone before checking if he’s bleeding.
Thank you adfogg. People just don’t get do they? (No one knows this either: The Cheezburger Network is the Matrix!)
That actually is a real bluetooth keyboard. I own the very same make. Mind you, mine’s not attached to a steering wheel, though…
phone is real, but keyboard comped!
im a retouch artist, this is shopped for sure, and badly!
I drive behind this guy all the time. He’s usually steering with his knees.
HTC FTW \o/
Giving Speed Racer and the Mach5 a run for the money. Try the 5 button!
And the car’s a stick shift! Um…I don’t think he/she will be driving for long…jail time or a serious wreck will take care of that.
Considering thats a brittish car (Well very likely atleast, could be a few others.) and just driving while talking on the phone is a pretty serious offense there… yhea, someone is in deep trouble.
greetings programs.
let me show you my interface…
I wonder if he ever gets confused when he goes to put the key in the ignition. I mean, he has so many keys to choose from!
“Turn on the autopilot, HAL.”
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Do be mindful of the car behind you.”
“AAAAH! HAL! TURN ON THE AUTOPILOT!”
I’m glad it’s right-hand drive, since that means I likely won’t be sharing the road with this nutjob!
I’ve seen that exact same wheel cover and shift lock in Taiwan, but they drive on the right. So I’d guess Japan.
Considering how they drive in most Asian cities, you can be sure a distracted driver won’t share the road long.
Mail carriers in the US drive right-hand drives.
The car’s specially adapted for drivers who’ve only learned to drive using Midtown Madness.
Actually it’s rather a shame that the keyboard is shopped.
Seems they got Photoshop up and running on that phone.
Is it worrisome my first thought was “It doesn’t look like that keyboard is attached well”?
“What officer? Was I texting too fast?”
Nice!
Would this count as texting while driving?
nice, what about “your right,i should drive when i text so i’ll just park at the next green light”
It’s an improvement on OnStar. In case of accident, your facebook status gets automatically updated to jkuh alreiuthtgaheruls.,m
Man killed by space bar after airbag deployment…film at 11:00.
Judge: “The defendant has been charged with operating a vehicle while simultaneously sending electronic messages by cell phone, resulting in an accident involving seventeen other drivers. The defendant has also chosen to represent himself in this case. How do you plead?”
Defendant: “omg! imho, ur honor, i m srsly not guilty!”
If the accident caused the airbag to deploy, the defendant will talk like that by lack of teeth or a jaw. If it was a guy, then he’ll also answer in a fairly high pitch.
Unfortunately for the defendant, the prosecuting attorney used his Facebook page as evidence. Perhaps he shouldn’t have posted his confession in his notes and tagged all of his friends.
LOLspeak recognition fail.
Yes I’m that dumb, obviously. I would never compare “lolspeak” to speaking with a broken jaw. I must have just tried to repeat what the previous poster had said since I couldn’t figure it out, that explain my post so much better.
If the airbag goes off the driver gets impaled with his or her keyboard, resulting in a bad case of Fghdjsklas-itis, and a few broken ribs.
BAHAHA that’s the best one yet.
Silly Microsoft. Using the keyboard to drive = bad idea. I can hear the 911 call now: “HELP!” “Sir, what’s wrong?” “I cant stop my car, the brake key is stuck!”
So that’s what the CTRL key does…
“The car went out of CTRL, everything turned blue, and now I can’t ESC.”
Use the WASD keys to steer.
Space to Hand Brake.
Up/Down to shift.
Got it? Good luck.
Is there an eject key? I think I’d kind of want one.
You can press “R” for rocket launcher…
‘Alt-Shift-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!’
Twitter update “Just crashed again, ctrl-alt-del useless”
Brings new meaning to BSOD.
To all of those saying it’s photoshopped, I think you’re wrong. Look at the way the pleather cover is wrapped over the bottom right corner of the keyboard and over the whole top of the phone. I don’t think it’s a “permanent” mounting though, probably just put it there for the picture.
and it automatically twitters which way I turn, and the gps location of my car!
NOTE TO IDIOTS: A Keyboard is not a hands-free device, even if it’s Bluetooth!
Vehicular homicide: There’s an app for that!
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to Crackberry but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
“I thought that as long as I had my hands on the wheel, I’d be alright officer.”
Oh, so now we can surmise that a drunken lawyer is behind the wheel. Well, getting behind the wheel IS assumption of the risk at its best, right?
If you hit escape it launches you out of the top of the car and into safety, or rather it would if anyone had bothered to cut a hole in the roof. As there is no hole yet pressing escape actually just fires the rocket under your seat and jams you into the elegant velour of the cars roof panel and attacks your crotch with a jet of hot flame also setting fire to the shag-pile carpet and melting your shoes to the accelerator causing you to accelerate wildly out of control and drive into a swimming pool. I don’t recommend it.
A gift from an Ex, I suppose.
password to start car is zoomzoom
“like” hehe
unbelievable. wtf.
Somehow, this made me lose the game.
i lost the game
If this is legit….this guy OWNS!!!!
If the airbag goes off, you’ll be able to do tongue dialing and “YTREWQ” will be embossed on your forehead.
Men in Black anyone?
‘…I roll to check for oncoming cars…’
people who text while driving make me sick.
Ironically, I got to this pic from facebook.
Eat your heart out KITT!