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This is going to be one anniversary surprise he’ll never live down. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “Mom, I think it’s time you talk to Cissy about her yeast infection.”
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radioactive tan turd has grown too fast after flushing the toliet
Master Chief, the Flood is spreading to the latrines. You have to stop it before it forms a Proto-Gravemind!
LOL, that does look like the Flood!! Good catch!
I will never mix mix C4 and Bubble Bath Soap ever again.
Gesundheit!
äh, bist Du eklig!
Ach, du lieber!
Now, pick that mess up you made!
Wer hat den genießt? Der unglaubliche Hulk?^^
The rabid bathtub’s condition has deteriorated past a point where anything can be done to save it. I’m sorry, but the tub will have to be euthanized.
Did you say youthanized? How could a bunch of kids help this situation?
if i’m lookin’ at this correctly, the insulating foam is to cover up the external plumbing goin’ to the shower head(sic). cosmetically, it’s a nightmare, but it probably prevents burns on the hot pipe. this has a redneck kinda appeal to this. “look honey; ya kin stick the candles right in this stuff, and i’ll carve out some beer can holders”. how romantic.
but if you look to the right of the kludge, a pipe is still exposed, not a very good job covering the plumbing.
Day 1 at the Clorox testing facility…
Think I’ll just take a spongebath, thanks all the same….
At this point, the backyard hose becomes the best place to shower at.
It’s a foam…
It’s acne…
It’s fungus…
NO, It’s “Jabba The Hut’s” left arm trying to get the right temperature for the Friday bath.
I was thinking of “Pizza the Hutt”, what with the bubbly surface.
“Pizza the Hut was found dead in his limo. Apparently, he became trapped and ate himself to death.”
I don’t think I can take a bath there anymore, knowing now that the plumbing is prone to throwing up.
rofl
Stay tuned for Lesson #2: Spray Foam is not waterproof and will break down in sunlight or when wet.
[David Attenborough voice] …when hatched, the xenomorph spawn will instinctively return here to impregnate the encapsulated bather. There won’t be much of a struggle.
It’s indestructible! It’s indescribable! Nothing can stop it!
How can it be stopped? Mob hysteria sweeps one city, before long, the nation, and then the world could fall before the bloodcurdling threat of… THE BLOB!
Starring Steve McQueen and a cast of exciting young people.
Damn!
You beat me to it.
Curse you, Mailman! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow can defeat you!
“Ummm, I think the shower mold has gotten a bit out of hand…”
“Have they elected a mayor yet? no? Then it’s not out of hand”
No mayor, but they have formed a progressive folk group.
Flowbee apparently now has a home liposuction device. I’m not interested Mr. Popeil. Just give me my spray on hair and let me outta here.
“I didn’t think that expanding foam expanded THAT much!”
Yeah, I think that’s pretty much what happened. I’ve used that stuff before and ….it DOES expand more than you expect at first!
If you want *LOTS* of foam, use liquid hand dish washing soap in a dishwasher machine!! I did that one as a teen when I ran out of powdered machine soap.
well, it isn’t going to leak… mainly because no one in their right mind would use this tub anymore, but if they did, nothing’s gonna leak.
I saw this before. The scene in the horror movie where the pretty girl is soaking in the bath with her eyes closed, not noticing this horrible goo oozing out of the wall.
Man, that is the worst case of mildew I’ve ever seen.
This looks like somebody threw up after Dad’s pizza
Yes, I see that square piece of cheese. You would think it would have been mashed up by now.
Bob’s toenail fungus had taken on a whole new dimension once he started working at the nuclear power plant.
After a careful comparison of their bathroom remodeling options, Mr. & Mrs. Dogmeat chose the Travertine tile over the Pillsbury mainly because it was less dough.
LOL!
What? The whole bathroom is on giant zit.
This Great Stuff creation doesn’t look so great….
I know i’ve seen this before in either Stephen King, hellboy comics or H.P. Lovecrafts work
“Ethel! No time for a bath now, come fix this mess in the kitchen! ETHEL!! You added too much yeast to the bread making machine! Ethel! I’m getting stuck!! Get out off that tub now & help me! I’m trapped! Ethel! I CAN’T MOVE!! ETHEL!!!! AHHHH!!!!”
I remeber that episode-Lucy and Ethel making bread! Never gets old.
I was thinking more of a husband yelling at his wife Ethel. But, whatever.
“Mom, I think it’s time you talk to Cissy about her yeast infection.”
*vomits*
Thanks! I have my moments. :p
*Gags*
I think the local Monistat Sales Rep would raise the white flag if they saw that big a yeast colony!
ouch
* Would you ask Cissy if she can help me with bread machine? Looks like we run out of yeast *
I told my wife yeast infections can be prevented by following some simple rules:
1. Wash your hands BEFORE & after going to the bathroom when baking.
2. Don’t scratch around there when baking.
Strange that she asked me not to share this advice. Go figure.
Dammit Anna, I just decided to bake some bread, but I don’t know now. Or ever.
They’re coming outta the walls! They’re coming outta the goddamn walls!
All I can think of is the scene in Brasil where the repair men open the paneling to start working on the “ducts”.
Link please!
I think he means this:
When my husband and I were doing a remodeling project, I dropped the can of insulating foam on the tile flooor and it popped open. Fortunately, it was warm weather and we had the windows open because of the fumes. The Lord of the Manor grabbed the can and tossed it out the window. We had a mess very similar to this on the porch roof for longer than I care to remember.
And Archangel, Soft Scrub also foams – the LotM once mistook the Soft Scrub bottle for Cascade and used it in the dishwasher. I had to use the shop vac to get the suds out of the machine! Good grief, what a mess!
Only one can? This must have been two or three?!
And I thought Soft Scrub was only good as a toothpaste substitute. Who needs Mr. Bubble after that disclosure?
Looks kinda like the “professional” caulking job my hubby did in our downstairs bathroom.
(Note: Paying dues to the Handyman Club of America does not a handyman make.)
If the black and white movie Psycho had this bathtub in the infamous murder scene, i would not be pouring chocolate sauce in that tub!
I think he meant to be using silicone sealant and not expanding foam to seal the gaps
Don’t show my landlord this–it might give him ideas on how to fix leaky pipes instead of replacing them!
After this last job, it was decided that LSD and home repair jobs definitely DO NOT mix, no matter what your laughing friends are telling you at the time…
OMFG! Flood!
this is where the queen of blades bathes
Sheesh! If they’d painted it like spring-waterfall rocks, it would look great! :O
My dad srsly did this to our first bathroom. I think it may have been the source of my goo-coming-out-f-the-walls nightmares.
This looks exactly how one professional filled in the outside cracks of the house. Right before open house. “Over here is the lovely yellow alien goo infesting your future home…”
Another hot fix from Russia)))
Note: Expanding foam expands.
OK Jenny. You did a good job with the caulking. Now you just have to remove the excess caulking, and put in just a smidge of the caulking that says “caulking” on it. Good job.
You can never have too much “Great Stuff”. Where are the other 5 cans?