Now Presenting: “Step Ladder Waltz”
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Don’t get all keyed up. It was a minor detail on the scale of things. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer LLahsram says, “The piano used to have a music stand, but then it baroque.”
AND: Fixer Alleycat says, “They’re going Bach to basics. Something they can Handel.”
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i guess when you blow your budget on the keyboard, you make do for the rest. excellent kludge.
i did the same with my trumbone
So many puns…can barely handle it.
could it be Ms. Fix-It and Dono1 are the same person?
Have you ever seen us in the room at the same time?
um, nope. anyone?
Then I rest my case. Next question?
Hey wait just a gosh darn minute! You just.. and then she just… OMG it’s true.
My brain just asploded!!! :-O
You can use more than one e-mail address, allowing you to have more than one picture.
*scraping pieces of brain off monitor and handing them back to Dogmeat*
You know, I wondered about that too, once, but then I decided it didn’t matter. Everyone’s entitled to acting out as some kind of alter ego once in a while, especially online.
*putting on knee breeches and Napoleon hat*
Thanks, kc/cc! I was just sitting there in front of the computer and unable to do anything. I just need to clean up this big pile of drool and things will be back to normal (relatively speaking).
In that case, here, you can use all these paper towels from the mummy costume I made to wear last weekend… o_O
Please stop picking on us/me/her/him/them or we’ll/I’ll/she’ll/he’ll/they’ll get our/my/her/his/their feelings hurt.
Aw, dono, I’m *sure* we’ll be perfectly happy to believe that by that you don’t mean, “If it weren’t for these meddling kids and that dog of theirs…” (Even though I’m certain that I’m not the only one here who really loves a good Scooby-Doo reveal). You don’t have to get out all your pronouns for us.
Well, one of these days, I am going to find out who Dono1 really is. One of these days.
I haven’t, does it mean anything? Split personality disorder? I bet there are drugs to fix-it.
It’s probably way more stable than the crappy stands that they give you. And this one holds the music up at a human-eye level.
The real difficulty began when Timmy was told to move the piece down three steps for Rachael’s voice.
Steinway to Heaven?
Jacob’s Ladder?
i think every musician has done something like this at some point. i place one of my keyboards on a slide projector stand. nice kurzweil btw
Those puns are a little flat.
Yeah they are all wrung out.
But they’re written by sharp minds.
Where can I get a snakeskin backpack?
His piano skill is clearly a work in progress!
On a different note…
I just can’t see a hole in that ladder.
Ridiculed by his friends and berated by his family for pursuing a music career when he could barely afford his apartment or all the proper equipment, the fledgling musician realized that there are times were you have got to make a stand.
Great kludge if all your music fits on two sheets.
The piano used to have a music stand, but then it baroque.
They’re going Bach to basics. Something they can Handel.
TCHAIKOVSKY!! *sniff* Whoa…bless me.
Sounds like a Classical case of kludgeitis, the symptoms of which are too numerous to Liszt. The signs can be Haydn for years and suddenly appear without notice, you know.
Hey, that’s a ‘step up’ from Ironing Board Sam.
It just makes it easier to hit the high notes.
Momma always said “Baby , you got to take it one step at a time and stay sharp”
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE BACK FROM THE DEAD! Remember the 14-in-1 ladder?! Now it has been upgraded to a 20-in-1! Use it as a music stand! As a coat rack! As a footrest! As a way to fend off zombie spokesmen! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
*loads shotgun* I’ll give you a 10 second head start Billy, just for old times sake.
it’s hard to make out.. but i believe that music needs to be played a half step down.
That actually looks like a really nice synth I can tell it’s Kurtz, but does anyone know the model?
aw crap. Kurz not Kurtz
K2500 – almost bought one earlier this year. VERY nice KURZ
close. it’s a PC3x
The Great Kurzweil is too awesome for note stands. The Great Kurzweil has spoken.
Concerto in the Rung of C…
funny thin is, kurzweils are super expensive pianos, i don’t think you can buy onw for under a thousand dollars. a good music stand is 30 bucks, haha
It’s pretty obvious what has happened here: they blew all their money on the keyboard and the music stand will just have to wait.
they must be Haydn the platform it’s on.
He’s actually practicing his fingering so the G string won’t break this time