Coffee Beans Roasting On An Open Stove
Submitted by: Phil S via Submit a Kludge!
Jack Daniel’s flavoring nipping at your nose. Hey, gotta make it to Friday somehow. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “Oh I get it…it’s a dryer for one sock….that’s where they all go.”
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if you thought rats tasted good before, wait till you try them off the rotisserie!
They’re still best onna stick. On inna bun.
With mustard. Lotsa mustard.
dont forget the syrup!
Actually, this isn’t for roasting beans at all. It’s Macgyver’s version of a phaser cannon, built with a drill and an empty can.
Indeed it is, grasshopper
motivational tool for lazy hamsters?
Whointhewhatsit?
i wonder whats the slowest speed on that thing…
“Spew”
BWAHAHAH!! ‘Spew’ Thanks for the laugh and the visual.
jugjung by the mechinism for holding the bit there, I’d say it at least has a low speed “screw” setting… which might be too slow.
Might be the early version of Large Hadron Collider
The only particles colliding here are a handful of (and not too many) electrons in a kludger’s brain.
This put the “Sin” in “Synapse”
Nice display of ingenuity! With a little effort it could be converted into a heavy-duty popcorn machine as well.
More like nice display of Darwinism, (to the tune of The Christmas Song) mmmmmmm, idiot roasting on a nickel cadmium fire, OMG have you seen my nose…..big ass battery got too close to the fire, and now…the whole damn thing explodes…..lol
Coffee… yeah right. Someone forgot the weed in their jeans pocket when mom was in the mood for washing.
Now it makes an interesting room freshener mom can’t quite identify. I believe this scent is called “Dorm Room After Curfew.” Or is it “Rock Concert”?
I once forgot pot in my coat pocket when I was 17 and it got washed with the dirty laundry. I put it on a aluminum plate and broiled it in the oven for 5 minutes and it worked just fine. Why bother with gas stoves, cordless drills, cans and what else? If it is for pot then it’s a FAIL.
With the addition of only a short length of steel wire the drill could also double as a foamer for your cappuccino!
…aaand what exactly am i looking at here?!
Looks like an overgrown version of silencer to me.
But why to heat up a silencer? And why to use silencer on a drill? Naaah, Doesn’t make any sense.
A drill with a silencer? That would be AWESOME!
Sylvester McMonkey McBean is at it again! I’m interested to see what his Roast-Off device looks like that reverts the roasted coffee bean back to it’s original raw and green-colored form. Those unsuspecting coffee beans are going to help him amass another small fortune!
Day 175: The zombies are starting to get testy…. With less of them too kill, I decide to eat my ammo. Ummm, 12 gauge….
It’s a kludge within a kludge!! There is a hose clamp holding down the trigger at the right speed.
Wouldn’t the speed of the drill be so fast that it would plaster the coffee beans to the sides of the can like white sticks to rice?
Gravy with a little cement thrown in. That should stick to your ribs.
Early tests of coffee bean engine: Runs fine for three hours, but uses twice as much fuel. And good luck getting it started again.
Oh I get it…it’s a dryer for one sock….that’s where they all go.
He needs to fit the hamster drum power cell on the other side of the drill if he actually wants to drill anything with it.
Anyone thinking single serving popcorn popper?
Actually, we might be looking at Dr. Horrible’s lab, here: those are pretty handy tool loops along the edge of the counter, and while I cannot figure out just what those metal objects stacked in the cabinet are, this setup is definitely not saying “food preparation” to me. ‘Way too clean.
Man they are finding craftier ways to cook Meth everyday…
this is actually a low budget way of “paning” confections. Some pastry’s chefs do it in a hurry, works quite well.
wow they afford a craftman drill but not a coffee maker.
form follows function, in this case.. – well lets not argue about taste….
Y’know, if the hamster is turning the drill backward, it’ll CHARGE the battery.
…yes, we have just the man for your install, he’s a jack of all trades.