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What you gain in atmosphere, you lose in entertainment. How are you supposed to watch the bugs ram into it now? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer NV Gal says, “I think they misunderstood the term “milk glass.”
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hey, whatever works ^^
Mooed lighting.
heh.
Now they should be concerned about cows ramming into it.
That’s an “udder” good one, Dono1.
The Dairy Board’s last PR campaign lead to udder disaster. So, something more subtle became a “fixture” of their publicity.
If that’s an incandescent bulb, it may well melt the plastic. In which case we might have a fire fail as well.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I will be waiting for the resulting melted plastic image on failblog.
Don’t try this with a lava lamp!
“Much Need” huh?
That shouldn’t look nice, so why does it? Better put a fluorescent in there to avoid fire.
It does have a certain air about it. A dairy air?
You butter cut that out.
This thread is moo-ving along, I see.
Just waiting til the cows come home. Damn cows never mind their curfew.
Nice craftsmanship!
I guess I should be ashamed of myself for thinking it was the signal light to the milkman that the coast is clear? (You’d hate to see the craftsmanship for when it’s the postman….)
Great ambiance: the scent of scalding soured milk mixed with burning plastic.
I think they misunderstood the term “milk glass.”
No, I think they are the first ones to properly understand that term, actually.
Oy vey…
The farmer merely wanted to tone down the intensity of his porch light. He soon made a startling discovery, one he has yet to understand. Although the improvement isn’t that significant, his cows now come home 2% faster than they did before.
Would you shed more light *2% will do* on problem?
I’m skimming my whole mind, trying to milk all the puns I can for cheap laughs, but I’m coming up short of cheesy dairy puns.
I think you squeezed every last drop from the pun bag.
Got Puns?
So, *that’s* how they make Light Dairy products!
Actually I really like this! Kinda like some neat up-n-coming danish designer style. Seriously, i’m sure you could find people to pay for this one!
Yeah, trim the edges nicely, maybe scallops. Turn the handle toward the house so doesn’t distract the eye.
Could paint / affix flower decals … no, those glow-in-the-dark butterflies and such that have to be recharged each time! Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Could sell them at school fund-raisers, senior center sales, or church fund-raisers. In a *real* store? Not sure.
the lamp is bait for unsuspecting humans. when they come close enough it lunges out and grabs them with its sharp plastic jaws.
He would have used the whole contaner but the bottom half is in the frig with milk in it
Nah, the baby from the previous post just finished it all. Couldn’t work on this kludge until the previous one was finished.
The udder half is in the frig with milk in it
I bet they’ll leave that light on till the cows come home.
Because just a bare bulb would look – trashy.
What? No Easter kludges?
Wash it, fill with water, and put in fridge.Cut it in half, fill with dirt, and grow herb seedlings.Cut holes in the sides, fill with birdseed, and hang on tree near kitchen window.Cut in half with child safety scissors, cover porch light, and use as a warning to other leaky milk jugs.
Ahaha! This made me think about watching Super Friends cartoons when I was a kid. All these super heroes would run around fighting crime for a while, and then there would be an inexplicable craft project segment.
Superman: “Let’s gather a few household items, kids: milk jug, scissors, thread spool…and I’ll show you how to make a piggy bank.” Even then, I thought that was pretty weird.
Teaching how to kludge at a young, impressionable age I see.
Naw…you just change the type and intensity of the entertainment. Now, instead watching the bugs slam into the bulb you get to watch the plastic slowly melt over the bulb in a Dali-esque fashion, followed by counting the number of fire trucks that respond to the 9-1-1 call…it’s a two-fer!
I hear that plastic porch chairs just love to make out under this kind of light.
Ah, this is how you tell where the Milkaholic lives!
Shhhhhhhh………. that’s a sekret
Actually I was thinking to do the same ..they steal my idea!
Bring home half a gallon of evaporated milk.
This is what you resort to as a speculator when the bottom falls out of the milk market.
Snicker.
There are a Lot of funny comments today!! Today for me, other days for you writers.
I’ve actually done this klugde. mine was for a drop light for working on the car though. and yes the bulb did eventually melt the plastic. but it did work.
uh… how the… how did they get the bulb inside the bottle?
possible beatles reference?
Pretty clearly an incandendant bulb in that plastic milk jug top.
I seen a billboard back in the 90′s, that said “Melt some milk”. Not shure this is what it meant.