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Unless…have they figured out how to use our monitors? Oh God, turn off your screens! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Ugh…I look sickly! Maybe if I shave, my appearance will improve. *shaves face* Well, that didn’t help! I don’t feel like I am coming down with anything. I just don’t understand what could be wro-… *degausses monitor* Ahh…there you are, you sexy man!”
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It’s actually pretty hard to do it unless you mirror the image.
I bet it’s hard for him to shave properly for the same reason that everyone else is saying.
Unless he’s a dentist.
That’s actually a really *crappy* mirror, since the image you see winds up being a mirror image of what a mirror would show. In other words, if he were looking in a mirror, the razor would be on the opposite side of his head.
*head assplodes*
And there I was thinking that one of the fundamentals of the kludges was to do things in a cheaper way…
I won’t be looking at my Razor mouse the same way for a little while.
This guy’s budget is a mess… fairly nice video camera, CRT monitor, granny drapes, and no mirror.
Kludging because he has bad spending habits, or kludging because he is to lazy to get up to go to the bathroom, you decide!
He’s also being skimpy with the foam.
Unless that’s part of the kludge. Do you think that could be… I dunno.. Elmer’s glue maybe?
This takes on a whole new level of sadness/hilarity if you’ve ever seen Norman Rockwell’s “Triple Self Portrait.”
This takes on a whole new level of sadness/hilarity if you can’t seem to give up the old days spent working as a carny in the Fun House.
It would be a lot more fun if he was using a straight edge.
Wait until he uses it to cut his hair himself!
This is just scarey-stupid. Do you think he might try to drive like this?
Ugh…I look sickly! Maybe if I shave, my appearance will improve. *shaves face* Well, that didn’t help! I don’t feel like I am coming down with anything. I just don’t understand what could be wro-… *degausses monitor* Ahh…there you are, you sexy man!
STUPID. The mirrored image is the wrong way. FAKE.
You don’t think it’s possible to have software redirect the image?
Yes . . . I’m sure that ALL he does is shave with that set up . . . Yes sir . . . No other applications for this . . . Nothing to see here . . .
Sparkly gay vampires gotta shave, too.
Genius!
What a tool
The monitor or the Nivea Anti-Pixelating shaving gel?
I know! And combined with the safety razor, the future is now!
High tech, except the monitor is from 1995.
His razor wit devised a solution to his no-mirror conundrum. He could have shaved a few bucks off his energy bill and just turned the monitor OFF and it would have still worked!
What don’t you understand? He’s a vampire! No reflection in a mirror!
I wonder if he likes to see blood in High-Def?
Maybe this is how Dracula does it?
In one of Fred Saberhagen’s novels, that’s just how Dracula did it (in late 20th century America, not 19th century Transylvania).
Actually he’s doing this because the missus is still in the bathromm, and she’s to prudish to share it with him (yes, there are married couples like that).
bathromm –> bathroom
to –> too
I can spell, I jsut cnat’ tpye.
This is awesome. nobody thinks about the poor mustachioed guy that gets his hair on the “left” in his mirror every morning thinking he looks nice. While for all the rest of the day everybody stare at him thinking he really looks like Hitler with all his hair on the right side.
NEVER TRUST MIRRORS !! even them can’t tell the truth and play prank on everybody worldwide since centuries
His shaving cream is actually nVidia.
My son was shopping for a coat and was to lazy to find a mirror, so he had me take a picture of him with his phone, then he looked at the picture to see how the coat looked. I’ve done that with the back of my hair at my hairdressers, too. Who needs one of those fancy mirrors?
Although this guy could have used a puddle of water, and had a much better result.
Of course you can’t see the mirror. Where do you think he taped the camera that took this picture?
The really smart thing is that he only has to shave this way one time. Then he can just play back the footage every morning.
Coming up next folks, the play by play replay.
That’s why there is a “mirror image” button on recent video capture applications.
Ahahahahaha In Russia we use Mirror!!!
Lmmfao…The USA invented a special pen that writes upsidedown for astronauts so they could write in space…In Russia we use pencil!!!
actually a pencil would cause a huge particle problem
JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SPACE PROGRAM USES A FSP (OR SIMILAR)
Not to nitpick, but why does he need the image from the camera AND the image on the monitor?
Monitor, monitor on the wall,
who’s the fairest one of all?
I can think of one situation in which this makes at least some sense…my apartment is old, and has a realy old sink in the bathroom that stands taller than the ones do now. The Medicine cabinet morror is too high for me to see more than the top half of my head without a stool (NO comments about stool samples please! *grin*) So even tho i am a chick, I can appreciate this.
As we all know since THE RING, it is actually monitors that pose the real danger here!
How’d you like to find that on Chatroulette?
Does he have his own Watch Me Shave website?
Hi, Im _insert name here- with the new Monitor Mirror!
order now and get the pocketsize FREE! you heard me, you get the Monitor Mirror AND the pocketsize, only -insert prise here-!
Get yours now!
This guy calls himself a a geek?
who knows why he bothered with all that.. his eyes are closed!
Guess it doesn’t work for eyebrows…..
Whats really bad is, I have put on makeup this way. It isnt easy….