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Captain’s Log – Star Date 1004.03

Mar. 4, 2010

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Submitted by: Phil S via Submit a Kludge!

Thanks to Fixer Fixeditfan for pointing me towards the origin of this nerdy kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Captain’s log, supplemental:
Since I have moved…I mean… arrived, all indigenous life I have encountered in this part of the terra firma quadrant has only manifested hostility. With one exception, hails to come aboard my ship and begin negotiations for a peace treaty have gone unanswered. The location for the talks was set to take place in my holodeck which was running an early-21st-century-suburban-backyard-with-pool-and-grill program. Unfortunately, the decontamination chamber at the entrance of my shuttle bay malfunctioned upon their arrival. I will have to get those fire extingui…I mean…viral elimination injectors fixed as soon as possible.”

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Where Lunch Ladies Buy Mystery Meat

Mar. 4, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “What products lay within the darkness of this freezer door?
Only the Shadow Knows…”
AND: Fixer Grantski says, “Since when did Wal-Mart lead to Narnia?”

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Don’t Think That Anti-Wrinkle Cream Is Working

Mar. 4, 2010

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Submitted by: Hiccup via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer treborx says, “The car is actually being slowly consumed by a fungus capable of assuming the color of the object it is devouring. Check back in a few days.”

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Bad Baby Ent! Mailboxes Aren’t Food.

Mar. 3, 2010

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Submitted by: Gregg Geil via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment: Fixer Czernobog says, “No one would have believed, in the first years of the 21st century, that human affairs were being watched from the traficless Arizona byroads. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life in Arizona. And yet, from their hiding places under bits of dried wood, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.”

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Keep Her On The Straight And Narrow

Mar. 3, 2010

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Submitted by: DF via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer norcaldad says, “On the island of Sodor, there’s a place for trains who can’t follow the rules…”

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Underwhelming Rooftop Garden: Doin’ It Right

Mar. 3, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Their rooftop planter box trebuchet definitely needs some more work.”

Interesting aside: My spell check has no idea what a trebuchet is. See? It just gave me squiggly red lines of doom for typing it again. Trebuchet, treubchet, trebuchet! HA! – Ms. Fix-It

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Ah The Wiring Chameleon In Its Natural Habitat

Mar. 3, 2010

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Submitted by: SevenWonders via <a href='http://thereifixedit.com/submit’ rel=’nofollow’>Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 deftly lampoons us all with, “Uh…

First!
Nahh.

“Day 539- The zombies are closing in but I managed to…”
Nahh.

“The elusive wire snake in it’s natural habitat slowly…”
Nahh.

Totally Photoshopped. I mean, look at the way the pixels in the…
Nahh.

“Even though it’s revolting, I bet the carpenter got a charge out of…”
Nahh.

“This must be the work of the same guy that did last week’s kludge with the Altoid box and the…”
Nahh.

“Visit my site to read my newly published story, “Ragnarok.””
Nah.

Okay. I got nothing.”

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The Whiskers Tell It If It Can Fit In The Garage

Mar. 2, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Mad SCIENCE: Crossing lolcats with NASCAR to bring you lolcars since NOW.”

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Differently Abled Awning

Mar. 2, 2010

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Submitted by: Jeff via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer alleycat says, “I studied this in architecture school: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Moronic. The Moronic design was created by Frank Lloyd Wrong and is specifically designed to be displeasing to the eye and make the viewer think “WTF?”

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Sports Truck: Not As Cool As It Sounds

Mar. 2, 2010

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Submitted by: Paul via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is like Mad Max meets Transformers meets Knight Rider. In a post-apocalyptic world, “Mad” Sam Knight speedily drives his vehicle and rusted companion T.R.U.K.K. in an epic race to Bartertown. The winner’s vehicle will then transform to face off in the Thunderdome against the undefeated Goliath Prime to hopefully emerge the victor and claim the coveted All Spark.”

If someone ACTUALLY does the above, even if it’s with clay and action figures sun bleached from the attic, I will post it on here for all the world to bask in the awesome. - Ms. Fix-It

AND: Fixer jpburns says, “Ah! Here we have a rare sight indeed! The natural enemy of the wooden pimperfish, The hybrid red-necked spoilered truckfish is a solitary creature, much like its distant cousin. Here we see the elusive creature using camouflage to make itself more appealing to females. Alas, most females are able to still tell that no spoilered truckfish can really make a suitable mate.
Should a spoilered truckfish and wooden pimperfish ever meet, conflict is almost guaranteed as the two will attempt to show dominance. The irony of their natural violence towards each other is that, since neither species has a high reproduction rate, they’ll more than like end up driving each other to extinction.”

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