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Worst Game Of Whac-A-Mole. Ever.

Mar. 8, 2010

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Oh. I just imagined what it must smell like. Looks like it’s rice cakes for lunch today. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “After experiencing a series of victories lately, it’s about to rain on basement cat’s parade.”

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You’ll Have To Get In On The Other Side

Mar. 8, 2010

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Let’s hope that sign in the upper left is precognitive. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “You can always spot a larper, can’t you? Although, that is a different way to use your shield.”

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This Lane Closed.

Mar. 7, 2010

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Whoever loses this round of Jenga buys my gas! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “A true handyman has a broad pallet of repair options to choose from.”

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This Looks Legit. I’ll Take Two Hot Dogs…

Mar. 7, 2010

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If that upgraded chrome plated fender is any indication, business must be booming. In unrelated news, the local rat population seems to have disappeared entirely. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia channels Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, “Rat on a stick! Get your rat on a stick right here! Get ‘em while they’re fresh!”

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Hank Hill Would Be Proud

Mar. 6, 2010

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You can even rotate the seat to direct the heat. Talk about fancy! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Wow! Folding camping chairs…propane gas tank with space heater accessory…all the comforts of home when you’re roughing it from the confines of your own living room.”

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Sectional Booth

Mar. 6, 2010

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Between the loud wallpaper border, the 70′s fast food floor tiles, and the dead hooker motel comforter motif on the booth cover, I’m going to say this chair is an upgrade. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “The health inspector will be impressed when he sees that the owner upgraded the feeding trough to a chair and table set!”

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LOLmart Shirts Presents: BACO-LICIOUS

Mar. 6, 2010

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Milton Isn’t Going To Like This…

Mar. 5, 2010

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Great guys, just great. Now I smell accounting on fire. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Forget the stapler. That copier is spitting out paper like a ticker-tape machine. What are they making a copy of, a roll of paper towels?”

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Makeshift Pancake Warmer: Bonus: Air Freshener!

Mar. 5, 2010

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When will the car companies give us the feature we REALLY want? Like a built-in waffle iron. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Moxie Man says, “No, you don’t understand. It’s currently maple sap season here in the northeast USA. They’ve flushed the coolant out of this car and replaced it with maple sap. Once enough sap boils off, it will ooze out of the pin holes in the heater core, through the vent and directly onto the pancakes! It’s brilliant!”

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Soap Is Soap, Right?

Mar. 5, 2010

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Worst. Waterful. Ever. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Little Blue Girl haikus,
“Soap in dispenser
Wishes it were in the hands
Of someone smarter.”

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