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Dorm Living Leads To College Creativity

Mar. 11, 2010

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Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”

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Failure To Adapt

Mar. 11, 2010

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I can’t help but think it’s stuff like this that will start our downward spiral towards The Matrix. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer AZack says, “We are USBorg. Resistance is futile.”

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Long Bus Is Evolving!

Mar. 10, 2010

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Remember our friend, The Long Bus? After wrapping himself in a duct tape cocoon for the winter, he emerges as a hideous beautiful functional camper. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer SavageParrot says, “Throw in a still and a rudimentary hot tub made out of an old septic tank and you’ve got yourself a palace on wheels…”

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Manual Windows. Manual Wipers. Same Thing.

Mar. 10, 2010

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Now I need a pulley system so I can still put on my mascara. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “Actually, the wipers work perfectly fine. This is just a hands-free way to floss safely while driving.”

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Silly Chairs. You Aren’t Doorstops…

Mar. 10, 2010

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…You Don’t Even Have Wedges. Get Down From There. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s!):
Fixer Soundnous says, “And here we observe the Predatory Tacky Ikea Chair in it’s natural habitat, waiting patiently above a doorway. These small predatory pack hunters will, upon sensing the vibration of approaching footsteps, will leap onto unsuspecting prey, impaling it with it’s deadly rubber-tipped fangs, and instantly injecting deadly WTF-toxin into it’s blood, killing it within seconds.”

AND: Fixer TheAntiCat replies, “There is a small, underground culture that uses WTF-toxin in a watered down form to get high. They call, ‘awesome sauce’.”

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Coffee Contraption Cubed

Mar. 10, 2010

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Coffee Mug Shrapnel Bomb is coming along well I see. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer 406Nick says, “Beats the old “dropping molten solder into the java” method. Miss the retsina-like flavor, though.”

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Another Existential “Which Came First?”

Mar. 9, 2010

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Sneaksy eco-friendly hobbitses. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This is not the place for pornography. Please remove.”
And he is so right. However,Joe Hawtness has all your dirty minded needs covered over at Things That Are Doing It. Mildly NSFW. – Ms. Fix-It

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Too Bright; Can’t Sleep

Mar. 9, 2010

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Only 100 more layers and I won’t be able to HEAR it either. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I just cover my eyes with a couple of strips of duct tape.
Not only does it work great, but after I rip the strips off in the morning, my eyebrows have that smooth, “just-bikini-waxed” look.”

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Nobody Rains On My Football Parade!

Mar. 9, 2010

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Add a jaunty LEGO fence to block the wind and it’ll get excellent reception almost half the time. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Terence Sibley says, “The authorities are still looking for Miss Poppins’ body…….”

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Another Thwarted Hansel & Gretel Product

Mar. 8, 2010

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Thanks to Fixer Curro Claret for linking more information on this kludge!

It warms my heart to see the indigenous plastic parakeet population being fed. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer JawnT says, “Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.”

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