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…You Don’t Even Have Wedges. Get Down From There. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Soundnous says, “And here we observe the Predatory Tacky Ikea Chair in it’s natural habitat, waiting patiently above a doorway. These small predatory pack hunters will, upon sensing the vibration of approaching footsteps, will leap onto unsuspecting prey, impaling it with it’s deadly rubber-tipped fangs, and instantly injecting deadly WTF-toxin into it’s blood, killing it within seconds.”
AND: Fixer TheAntiCat replies, “There is a small, underground culture that uses WTF-toxin in a watered down form to get high. They call, ‘awesome sauce’.”
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