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In my reality, there is a mouse on a treadmill hooked behind the wall. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thor says, “All I know is that if I could do that I wouldn’t need to leave the house.”
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So apparently putting VHS tapes in the freezer helps them last longer. Thank you Internet! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Well, there seem to be quite a few movies from which to choose. We have: Cool Runnings, The Man from Snowy River, Be Cool, Chill Factor, Cold Mountain, Snow Dogs, Deep Blue Sea with L.L. Cool J, and The Big Chill. *shiver* Is there a draft somewhere? I am freezing! While you’re trying to decide on which title we will watch, let me get the fire going and grab a blanket.”
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And she has a grudge against SLY students. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Glyptodon says, “If the dinosaurs can’t Google ‘lysine’, there’s no way they can escape the island!”
AND: Fixer TexasDan says, “I’ve set my password to YLSSYL and pried out the keys so no one can log in as…oh wait…”
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eBay: Now selling sounds of the 80s. Literally. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Three3 says, “I’d call that a federal offense!”
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At least they tried to match it to the tablecloth. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Some canned goods are an important part of a balanced meal.”
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Bread! Apples! Very Small Rocks! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “What I wonder is what the square thing he taped there is. I have it narrowed down to his copy of Twilight, a cell phone so the basement cat can prank call his sister, or that there isn’t a hole yet, and that he’s only taped down some C4 and labeled where the hole in the floor will be after it goes off.”
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It’s not even spring and they’re already tired of gardening. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Brief assessment of the damage:
Tire…hosed
Rim…shot”
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I’ll take mine with steamed milk please. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer lostmac says, “The frisbee’s connected to the THROW RUG
the throw rug’s connected to the RUNNING SHOE
the running shoe’s connect to the IRON
the iron’s connected to the COFFEE POT
OH HEAR THE AMBULANCE LORD!”
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At least I hope the poor soul inside know they’re being lifted off the ground. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Abi says, “The BBC deny reports that they are cutting back on the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who.”
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Seriously. I demand to know who committed this atrocity! This is a crime against literacy! Where’s my pitch fork? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Smitty is on to the next children’s best seller, “If you give a redneck a book, he’s going to want a broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair. When you give him the broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair, he’ll probably ask for a threadbare flannel blanket.”
Continued: Fixer kc/cc adds, “When you give him the threadbare blanket, then he’s probably going to just want to take a nap…and then you’re REALLY never going to get all those cars cleared out of the yard…”
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