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How Knot To Repair A Wall

Mar. 18, 2010

How Knot To Repair A Wall

Submitted by: Biscotti via Submit a Kludge!

I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”

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As American As Apple Pie

Mar. 17, 2010

Submitted By: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Check out more funny car photos on That Will Buff Out!

What’s more American than absorbing foreign holidays into our culture and them using them as an excuse to get plastered? Doing so while riding into the sunset on this bad boy. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “[punching the arm of the person next to me]
“Red, white, and blue one!”

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More To The Left. Not Your Left. My Left!

Mar. 17, 2010

Submitted by: Ryan Kelly via Submit a Kludge!

Guys? Why is the world all spinney and slanted? I knew that leprechaun laced my drink. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Glyptodon says, “Look’s vertical on my computer!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1120404/looksstraighttome.jpg

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In Case of Fire, Don’t Forget Bolt Cutters

Mar. 17, 2010

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Enjoy this train wreck of irony? If so, check out more at Friends Of Irony!

Take your keys? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re grown people with enough sense not to drive drunk. But just in case… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Thomas Westgard says, “What you do is, you go down to the fire inspector’s office with this photo and you tell them you were fine with it until the boss made you bring your kids to work in the factory.”

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Limbo Is All Set For Urban Kludge Party

Mar. 17, 2010

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Fixers! In honor of the patron saint of Ireland, I will be getting wasted at work showing my support with green tinted kludges! If you’re not the celebrating sort, non-green versions are available by clicking on the photos. Now who wants to limbo? -Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “♪♫♪
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are falling
From end to end, and soon will come the sludge
The plumber’s gone, because I was name calling
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must kludge.
♫♫♪♪”

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LOLMart Shirts Presents: Luck Fail

Mar. 17, 2010

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Calculated Desperation

Mar. 16, 2010

Calculated Desperation

Submitted by: Gary Gehiere via Submit a Kludge!

Most kids get a TI-89 without even considering its illustrious past. Much like the precursor to the T-800, this calculator is functional but not pretty.

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “I wouldn’t be so quick to judge that the switch turns on/off the calculator. For all we know, that’s a kludged doomsday device activation protocol.”

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UPDATE: They See Us Kludgin’, They Hatin’

Mar. 16, 2010

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Ten free Internets to the Fixer that comes up with the lyrics to “Kludgin’ Dirty”. Entertain me. Annnnd, go! – Ms. Fix-It

On this historic post, there will be no Favorite Comment. Instead I present you with a poll! There were a lot of funny klugdin’ rhymes but these two really went above and beyond. Who do you think deserves to be the author of the “Official Kludgin’ Dirty” lyrics? Voting will be open thru Monday morning at which time the winner will be announced and Operation: Get Weir Al’s Attention will begin! Both finalists after the jump!

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Even Cirque Du Soleil Technicians Are Impressive

Mar. 16, 2010

Submitted by: Harald via Submit a Kludge!

Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”

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Unicycle Training Wheels?

Mar. 15, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo

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Anyone else hear the circus music in their head? Just me? Oh…

Favorite Comment(s):
Fixer snash plays the straight man by asking, “How on earth do you pull the break? Might take some exercise to be able to pull the handle with no hands…..”

AND: Fixer Little Girl Blue replies, “One word: Kegels.”

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