2010 MarchThere, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs

This Was Less Effort Than Buying A Gift Bag?

Mar. 22, 2010

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Epic, Kludge, Photo -This Was Less Effort Than Buying A Gift Bag?

You’re never out of giftwrap when you have scrap lumber, drywall screws, and duct tape.

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Heck, I’m lucky if my husband remembers to take the receipt out the plastic bag before giving it to me. This isn’t laziness, this is love. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer glyptodon says, “I hope his wife’s hopes weren’t dashed too mercilessly when she found out the verizon box actually just held more drywall screws..”

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Click it or Ticket

Mar. 21, 2010

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Just keep it casual Grams. The cop won’t even notice. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Oh man, are they ever lucky the rare constricting seat belt got caught in the window! If it hadn’t have been snagged, I shudder to think of what might have happened!”

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Acid Rain Is Getting Out Of Hand

Mar. 21, 2010

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Either that or you need to fumigate for metal eating bacteria. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Soundnous says, “Ethel! ETHEL! What the hell have you been feeding the damn pigeons?”

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Jacked-Up Futon

Mar. 20, 2010

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Who loves stripes and has a busted futon? That chick. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “Futon” is Japanese for “Cheap ass collapsible bed”.

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Hang On Plug! I’ll Call The Fire Marshall!

Mar. 20, 2010

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now swing me from side to side and I should be able to reach the emergency shut-off switch! C’mon, you can do it- you may be short but you’re wiry…”

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Contrary To Belief, Coat Hangers Are Gentlemen

Mar. 19, 2010

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Why thank you wire hanger. Joan Crawford was so wrong about you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “When that hanger eventually mutates into an unmatched sock, as all hangers eventually do, the doors will close.”

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For Extensive Yoga Sessions

Mar. 19, 2010

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For Extensive Yoga Sessions

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And I thought I didn’t have time to work Frog Pose into my daily routine. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Vickie says, “This looks like something from “The Three Stooges”. You go to sit on the standard height toilet, and it drops down a few inches. When you stand back up, it goes up. When you sit down again, it drops “flush” with the floor. When you look at it to figure out what’s going on, you get a huge spray of water in your face. Then you beat on it with your hat.”

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Minimum Security Prison Good Faith Policy

Mar. 19, 2010

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Minimum Security Prison Good Faith Policy

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Man, these prison escape movies get worse every year. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Does anyone else think that blue sign on the wall says “Protected by SAFE security fencing”? If it does, someone has a very loose interpretation of what “safe” means. That word is in all capital letters, though. It might be an acronym…possibly either “Still Allows Forcible Entry” or “Setup Ain’t Fooling Everyone”.”

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Staycation Wave Pool

Mar. 18, 2010

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Staycation Wave Pool

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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”

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Sally’s Hamster Habitat Is Out Of Hand

Mar. 18, 2010

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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”

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