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Love Child Of Crocs And Heelies.

Mar. 24, 2010

Love Child Of Crocs And Heelies.

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Next, a helmet fashioned out of a milk crate and he’ll ready to play with the neighborhood kids. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “(whispering) The boy is too engrossed in his reading…perfect! We are here at the Kumar residence where we’ve secretly switched out the boy’s regular shoes with Kludgers Blissfuls. Oh, look! He’s done with his book and about to stand up. Let’s see if he notices!”

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Want A Pipe That Loops The Loop

Mar. 24, 2010

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I’m never getting that hula hoop… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Drawing a collective “Ewwww”, Fixer Jompe71 says, “Someone is building a “Wet-N-Wild” for the silverfishes.”

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Tent Camping Always Feels Like A Funeral To Me

Mar. 24, 2010

Tent Camping Always Feels Like A Funeral To Me

Tented Car

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Unless there’s A/C and basic cable in there, you can drop me at the motel. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Andy says, “Post-Apocalyptic dead people gotta get to the cemetery SOMEHOW.”

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Melons Are Round. Problem Solved.

Mar. 24, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Wheels Are Round. Melons Are Round. Problem Solved.

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I think an orange might have been more suited to this purpose. Though watermelon has more iron. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Karma says, “You guys should be ashamed of your selves. For its whole life, all the watermelon wanted to be was part of a shelving unit or stand. All his melon friends shot him down, constantly telling “he would be a better door stop” and “the closest you will ever come to being a shelf would be sitting on a shelf”, never the less he kept on going, kept fighting for his dream of being apart of a stand. He finally reaches his life goal and all you guys shoot him down… Jerks… I believe in the watermelon.”

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Real Life Tetris Actually Terrifying

Mar. 23, 2010

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That damn piece always shows up one turn too late. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer mindmelda says, “I don’t think the brick guillotine is going to catch on…too slow. And how do you kick out the beam without getting whacked yourself? Definitely needs some re-thinking.”
AND: Fixer Fluffy says, ” ‘The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.’- Douglas Adams”

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Aw, The Wall Liked It So Much He Put A Ring On It

Mar. 23, 2010

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She must have won him over with her killer dance moves. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer loremasterstl says, “Hmm… should I replace the knob, or would it just be easier to drill a bolt into the cement block wall. Oh hell, how often do I get the chance to drill into a cement block wall anyway?
*grind* *grind*”

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Stickman Is Mocking Us

Mar. 23, 2010

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Does it look like he’s wearing a cape to anyone else? Well, not ALL of us are willing to reveal our secret identity just for convenient bathroom access ya know. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Schreukat says, “The Aperture Science Enrichment Facility reminds you that if at first you don’t succeed, you fail.”

And because I can…enjoy having this in your head all day. I know I will.

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Orange You Glad You Don’t Work There?

Mar. 22, 2010

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You know as soon as he finishes, his boss is going to decide he hates the color. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “When told by the foreman, “You have a choice of equipment; a two inch brush and aluminum ladder, or a scissors lift and paint sprayer.”
Juan was completely misunderstood, when he answered, “The latter.”

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Kludgin’ Dirty Winner!

Mar. 22, 2010

Last week (or approximately ten years in Internet time), I cavalierly suggested that y’all make up some lyrics to go with this epic beast. As usual, the Fixers did not disappoint but in the end it came down to DCR and Ceci as going above and beyond the call of duty in entertaining me everyone.

And the winner is…..after the break; complete with song lyrics!
Click to see more… »

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Reasonable Accommodation Is Made

Mar. 22, 2010

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Hotel now includes palm tree for our guests traveling with monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Philip Pirrip channels the great Eddie Izzard, “Et le singe es sur la branch!”

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