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Either that, or female Pimperfish have similar biology to baboons during their mating seasons. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Waffle Zombie says, “As the end of its life cycle approaches, the female pimperfish -much like the salmon- will travel up the interstate to its native slum without eating, losing most of its colour along the way. When it reaches its spawning point, it will shed the last of its protective cover and begin to lay its eggs -disguised as construction scraps to fool predators- and then die.”
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well, wood is a renewable resource. i like the styling touches. EcoWin!
This is like the episode of Futurama where Bender downgrades and swaps his metal parts for wood.
i thought the same thing
The limited edition Ultra Green Toyota Prius, for those who are overly obsessed with going green. Made with 30% organic materials. Hurry while it lasts!
“Bringing trees and tree huggers closer together.”
A Prius with Woody Envy?
If this was the woody kit, it is a good thing he didn’t ask for flames!
Another good reason to rear-end those things.
Actually, it’s a warning. The more you get rear-ended, the further forward the wood goes. It saves time when you go past the windshield, they just dig your 6-ft hole and push everything in it.
And when his brakes fail, the front end will be converted as well.
WOODY NO PUNCH BACK
But seriously, how many people can say they have gotten a good look at a toyota recently… I only see them passing at mach 2, and when they get busted “my gas peddal was stuck” is the excuse.
That’s not a kludge, sorry, it’s Benjamin Button’s car.
Hmm itntresnieg… but yeah I agree… it’s all about the testing. May not work in every niche…
Better hope the brakes aren’t made of wood, too.
Optimum Prime: Bumble-Bee, I see you took my advice on eating more fiber too seriously.
Why wood he do this?
Wooden you like to know?
He was board with the way it looked?
Yew said it.
The three of you. Walk the plank. Now.
ps, I saw this today and thought of you guys. =)
Cyanide and Happiness for President!
You awl need to quit it with the puns.
I’m knot convinced.
Stop with the puns you sons of birches
Oh shut the trunk up, you branch.
Holly f*** these puns suck seeds
I think this was just an elaborate plot to trap the backseat passengers.
Mercedes puts wood inside! Toyota outside!
I get wood inside Zonda.
As the end of its life cycle approaches, the female pimperfish -much like the salmon- will travel up the interstate to its native slum without eating, losing most of its colour along the way. When it reaches its spawning point, it will shed the last of its protective cover and begin to lay its eggs -disguised as construction scraps to fool predators- and then die.
Gets his body work done at EARL`S BODY AND LUMBER
With that much damage. He should have cut the roof line folded it down, got rid of rear doors and tricked it out into the 1st Prius pick-up. A friend of mine did it to a Volvo P-1800 after he got rear ended.
If you do that, Waldo, there is no place to insert the key so you can wind the thing up every night!
I did’nt say the Volvo got rear ended.
That was considered. His next project car (also a Prisus) had a tree crush the roof. How about a Prius convertible?
No! No! Tree killer! Tree killer!
Wait a sec, how many trees died to make the instruction manual? Maybe they should just print them on the cars themselves.
This is a Green Car. This specimen is slowly reverting to it’s original state: A wooden toy car.
Surf City, here we come!
“Mr Sikes, you can stop your Prius by putting it in reverse.”
The selling point about the trunk space is that it’s made out of real trunks.
“Aged in Oak Barrels” is quite a posh claim for your groceries
Right there with your groceries being surrounded by rich Corinthian Leather.
Lets just hope that the wood-rear part of the car doesnt rip itself apart if the car decides to runaway, or ”runaway”.
Ms. Fix-It…I don’t know who you are but you are dang funny.
This is too funny, we passed this car last weekend driving down the road. I tried to get a picture of it but it was driving lots faster than us. The front will be done soon, I’m betting….
Nobody ever gets any action with a prius…my thoughts are this is the only “nailin” he was gunna get to do.
Well, at least the back is stronger than it was originally. Now if he does that to the front, it most likely could save him when his POS toyota decides to kill him in a high speed collision…
Some people are really attached to the crap they own I guess, its less work to buy a good car than to fix a crappy one.
The bumper sticker reads: “My other car is a covered station wagon.”
Oh…and don’t worry about the scratch in the finish. That will sand out.
Bumper sticker reads: “If you’re close enough to read this, you’re giving me a woody.”
At least they made a serious effort to style it nicely. There is some skilled workmanship here, instead of some boards slapped on willy nilly.
Less metal = less weight = even faster when the stupid gas pedal ‘gets stuck.’
All that wood weighs WAY more than the original stamped steel and plastic though. Gotta agree with Surrealfarm /\, great craftsmanship!
I just love the fact he put the logo and other veh. Identification on the wood.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok ….
“Only top quality workmanship here at Fred Flintstones body shop!”
The trim on the side is a nice touch.
I bought a 2010 Prius and we call it a woody,
Surf City, here we come,
You know it’s really cherry, a newie and a goody,
Surf City, here we come,
It’s got a carbon neutral bumper and a low gas flow,
And it always gets me where I wanna go. . .
The Beech Boys?
You don’t know when to stop do you? Neither does a Prius! *rimshot*
“there I fixed it” was just mentioned on the jay leno show.
Thanks for letting me know Scott! We’re in the big leagues now Fixers.
Where are the royalty checks you promised?
This is no kludge, this is a work of art. It’s a modern take on ‘going green’, making a statement about just how wasteful all the forestry in the Amazon is, a statement blended into the silver of the car – the eventual hopeful silver lining in the clouds of forestry which will come when all human needs for wood have been fulfilled, and the fight for the purity of mother Earth – the car is always driven forwards and onwards, as a display of the constant strive towards a better world.
Or, at least, it’s a statement about just how wasteful the forestry is when he or she uses the resulting wood to pimp their car and, as such, is a work of art which is so terrible on the eye that it warns all others against doing it, too. Perhaps it’s all of the above statements in one and how you see it depends on which side of the message is applicable to you. Whatever it is, however, it’s a truly inspirational piece of art. Truly inspirational!
This is what happens when you aren’t specific enough about trunk repair in Amish country.
Grown.
Next time……ask for a Car Fax Report…..stupid!
nice car cheep skate!!!!
How is it that the BACK of a Toyota was damaged? Surely, since the brakes don’t work and the accelerator (or gas, if you’re American) pedal sticks, it would be the front?
After math of a prius on prius collision
Jalopnik.com say the vehicle behind was not a Toyota.
The car in front is a Toyota (because it’s gas pedal is stuck and it’s brakes don’t work!)
Look like it is also a Coupe now also…
man, that’s just down right GHETTO!!! lol ha-ha
will that pass inspection?!
Might as well try- it hasn’t been able to pass anything else.
This, you see, is a baby wooden pimperfish, having just emerged from it’s egg, and is still covered in primarily aluminum and steel. This specific specimen is particularly odd, being well endowed with wood from birth, but having only a small engine with a hybrid electric motor. Later in it’s life cycle, it will develop more wooden skin and will shed it’s aluminum, and growing in size and, more importantly, will grow in engine displacement.
You wanna be real careful about rear-ending them electric pimper-eels. 200 volts gives a nasty shock! (of course, wood’s a pretty good insulator…)
aerodynamics, duh. less drag. . . perfect!
I ran past this car this morning and I shart myself….to be in such company. I almost waited for the driver to get his autograph
Bought it crushed from a junk yard for $6500. A 2005 with only 19k miles on it. about 6 weekends to add the wood. State inspection rejected it until I went back with all my docs to show them it was completely within the requirements of the law, not the inspector’s opinion.
What state? I’m a tech in upstate NY. As far as I can see just from the pic, it SHOULD pass.
WOW, Jacobs does exist!.but they fix car.not making guns.nice more wooden creativity.
“we you got wood at your hand,so you are happy.but wood at your car? those zombies are sure hungry!”
That car is owned by quite a famous gentleman….He has 3 other all solar powered cars.
That is fine American Craftmanship!
transformation: 90% complete
Its to slow it down when the gas pedal gets stuck
well…if you what to go green, dont use gasoline or oil as a fuel for you vehicles.
so they can no longer open the rear doors?