Submitted by: darusha via Submit a Kludge!
Pretty soon Chair will be dating those saucy new beach chairs. No shame at all! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The chair spends its time lately driving up next to ladies and offering them a ride on his scooter. He then insists there is plenty of room to sit on his lap. If he keeps this up, he’s going to find himself arrested and charged with chairassment.”
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“Trans-Lawn chairs! Lawn chairs in disguise!”
He also has a lounge chair on his bed and a lawn chair for the front seat of his car.
So why don’t the manufacturers put seats that support the back on those things?
I agree! They should come up with a chopper version with banana seat!
Having cut the rear legs of the chair just made this drop from being a clever transportation solution to the level of lame kludge. Unless they are heading to a place with a large step where that chair fits just right. Then win.
Not shown: Large iron spike protruding through normal seat cushion. Fortunately we had this amputated plastic chair lying around. Now we can ride in style AND comfort!
It’s comforting to know that this broken chair is being recycled.
This is a dumb kludge, because now when Harry has to go to the bathroom it won’t warm Lloyd up. But then again, they won’t be stuck together when they get to Aspen.
Scooting in your chair: you’re doin’ it wrong.
“I have an idea! I’ll put this broke-ass chair on top of my scooter so it’ll have a back rest. Screw the seat comfort and stability, man.”
It doesn’t look like a real kludge to me, just someone set a plastic chair with no rear legs on top of the seat.
Needed a place to rest his beer arm.
The last thing I remember ossifer was being poolside
Awesome! I’m using this on my scooter! It’s the solution to all my rainy day wet butt problems!
OK, so it’s meant to be for a backrest, but… if you can’t hold yourself upright on a bike/scooter, you probably shouldn’t be riding one.
Chair needs therapy.
Now he can park in handicapped–clearly a double leg amputee.
Is it Chairturday already?
The chair spends its time lately driving up next to ladies and offering them a ride on his scooter. He then insists there is plenty of room to sit on his lap. If he keeps this up, he’s going to find himself arrested and charged with chairassment.
Thus exposing his deep-seated psychological problems.
Diaz is right. It looks like an accommodation for an infirm person – who, even if they (still!) have phenomenally good balance, shouldn’t be on two wheels if they need that particular accommodation (for fatigue when maintaining upright torso). The fatigue will still happen, one will just have got further away from home and into more trouble when it does, leading to internal monologues like, “Now how are you getting home, moron?”
My initial reaction was still “That could work! I wannit!” And, yes, I can see the thing’s not stuck on there properly, blah, blah, blah. I figure so long as the “I wannit!” still gets there first, I’m good.
Yeah, but is it handicaped access?
Get down from there, amputated chair.
What the HAY, go to an auto shop>GODDDD
invented for handicaps: you use a chair in the shower, now you use a chair on a motorcycle its perfectly safe trained in a special school for ages 10-40 and motorcycles for 41-50 to learn! It is $99.99 you must be handicapped and 18 or older to order and if you walk down the porch while calling we’ll install a back to the chair for free! (just pay Shipping & Handling) that will be all this for $199.00!
I thought until now that scooters couldn’t get more pathetic.