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I think these kids wet the bed.
REDNECK WAVE-POOL
The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!
WIN.
COTT opens on April 2, cannot wait!
These children are clearly bound not with chains, but with duct tape, the mark of any worthy kludge-centric sacrificial rite.
Now that we are in a recession, the pool industry has unveiled a new model — the portable pool. Now you can bring the pool to the party instead of the party to the pool! Works great with the hitch-mount grill/card table/portable toilet seat. Take it to NASCAR races, college football games, tobacco spits and hog judging contests. Just remember to leave up the tailgate when taingating.
my dad used to do this with his truck for us when we were young’ns. hahaha. it was fun at the time.
“it was going great officer, and then that cement truck came out of nowhere…”
(replace cement with sodium if you realize how much worse it would be)
BOOOOMMM!!!
*snerk*
Sodium truck crash, go boom.
Who needs child-seats or safety belts when the back of the truck is full of water?
And, yet, generations of us survived just fine.
I guess we mostly used to be able to figure out the boundaries of common sense, before we all realized we could just sue each other. Though any way I look at it, I don’t have an explanation for my surviving to adulthood, really.
Agreed. I can’t even find my glasses unless they’re at exactly arms length from my head.
At least, the survivors are fine.
Ok aside from the unsafeness (when the truck is actually moving) or the complete redneckness of it. It actually looks like it’d kinda be fun. *sorry kids but we just can’t afford to buy a pool but hey let’s take this huge sheet of vinyl and line the truck bed. It’ll be fun*
I don’t t’ink you could surf in that, but brudda I t’ink you could definitely get some choice boogie boarding in dere! SHAKA! *wiggles pinkie and thumb back and forth* Hang loose bruddas!
There’s a very easy explanation for how this happened.
That’s not water. It’s vodka.
Don’t drive that truck in front of an AA meeting…
Who wants to guess the state? I vote texas, i lived there for ten years and people love to do hick stuff like that.
It’s true. From a safety perspective, air bags provide a much higher level of protection. But if you’re looking for the fun factor, install some Crash & Splash Water Bags™.
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I think they should route the exhaust into the water for that nice bubbly effect kids just love.
Yeah, I think that’s what the driver’s parents did when he was a kid, but they hooked it up to his snorkel.
I remember when I fell out of the back of a moving pickup, and it didn’t even have a slick plastic sheet taped into it. Wasn’t much fun. And Faith? Many of us didn’t survive just fine. Too many.
Hooray! The Springfield Pool-mobile is back!
Notice the mandatory “kludge” use of duct tape there. Remember, if you can’t be handsome, be handy!
Red Green would definitely give this a thumbs up!!
(Kudos for the suggestion of rerouting the exhaust up above for a Jacuzzi)
Baby, you can drive my pool da da da da da
If you could get your Delorean up to 88 mph, you could go back in time to 1986. You would find me and my friends sitting in the back of my little Toyota doing the exact same thing. I would not recommend driving with that much water in the back but I did it to get more sun.
When stopped, you’d open up the back window and crank the tunes.
Some kids from my alma mater in town did this a few years back. I was with a friend driving behind them as they made their way downtown from campus. Dangerous but very cool (that said we couldn’t go faster than 25; it was afternoon rush hour). I asked them what liquid was in there. Water. Swore to it.
This could also be happening in Poland…the boys there are very plump, you know…
alright…who peed in the truck?
hey! laura-ane! ya hearin me?! ah said the kids are-a due a hosin agehn!!
I can tell from the stills that Poseidon Adventure 4 will be very low budget.
LOL I’ve done this.. just remember .. splashing the police car right behind you at the stop light?.. really not a good idea..
I DID THIS 5 YEARS AGO! LOL! thats not me in the pic, but it was still awesome. ruined the leaf springs in the dodge though
Is it sad, that my first thought when I saw this picture was, “Oh, LOOK! A Dodge Dakota just like mine!”
If you notice, it seem the truck is in the driveway, you can see the house in the background. Looks like they are just having a little fun. Anything to entertain kids besides TV gets a thumbs up.