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Sally’s Hamster Habitat Is Out Of Hand

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”

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  1. ron says:

    Right after the hamster gets past the fan blades…………

    • Alleycat says:

      Chopped ham….ster.

    • Smitty says:

      Then, they have to avoid the laser security grid on the floor, crack the password on the computer, transfer the data to their removable drive, and retreat back thru the ductwork without leaving a sign they were there… like a big combat knife stabbed into the counter or something.

  2. Brewski says:

    Hoser!

  3. dacker says:

    I’d have to guess that hte duct is the result of retrofitting central air into an older home. Another possibility is the addition of a range vent on an interior wall.

    • Smitty says:

      It’s an outlet for a range hood. At least they are actually venting it outside. I’m guessing they didn’t want a bulkhead above the cabinets. “Hmm… Decisions… It can be ugly when the cabinets are closed, or when they are open.”

      • vickie says:

        Nope, they are venting it to the living room. Don’t want to waste the extra heat.

      • jayo says:

        It looks as if there’s a change of plan here. There’s hole made into the top of the cabinet, so the duct would then snake through the recess above the cabinets. But then you’d have to rip out that entire upper wall, replace it afterwards, repaint.

        Ok, it’s a kludge. But I really understand. When the cabinet it closed it looks neat.

  4. Jompe71 says:

    This is the channel to the secret stash of beer!
    Pull the lever underneath the cupboard and an ice cool beer will travel from the stash and into you hand. Trust me, I’ve seen a similar setup in a swedish movie.
    Proof of concept in this movie clip (in swedish though) time 2:54.

  5. Irene Annes says:

    “Are your ducts old-fashioned, out of date?”

  6. NeoPhoenixTE says:

    A series of tubes…

  7. Charlene says:

    Something tells me an old grow op house wouldn’t be finished so tidily, but I’d still be checking if I saw that.

  8. treborx says:

    the patch in the right hand cabinet would suggest the tube once went straight up. Borg houses can be very clever.

  9. Thadius says:

    LOLcat delivery tube online. Preparing to nom yer fuds.

  10. dono1 says:

    Note to self: Even with their labels removed, you can only stack cans of tuna so high before they end up in the living room.

  11. Pookie says:

    They even made some of the cabinet doors with glass inserts to view their proud handiwork.

  12. x says:

    are those maybe the air vents for a hemp plant? ;o)

  13. Dogmeat says:

    Arrgh! One of these days, I’ll remember to change my Windowed Cabinets XP screensaver to something other than ’3D Pipes’.

  14. Francesami says:

    I lived near apartment buildings (new and expensive – go figure) where the dryer vents were ducted through the kitchen cabinets. Fire department came every once in a while to put out fires.

  15. TheHeadlessSourceMan says:

    Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…

  16. caleb says:

    I knew it! This is the secret passageway through which the Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat communicate! They have been working together and fooling us all along!

  17. Ashcrash says:

    Man, this reminds me of when my mom accidentally sucked my sisters hampster into our central vac system. Maybe they have decided that they needed something big enough to accomodate bigger pets.

  18. Sam says:

    Where “How Internet Tubes Deliver LOLcats” goes.

  19. Selden says:

    NOM NOM NOM

  20. chuck says:

    The mice have apparently advanced their civilization into the industrial age, I told you the microwave had a leak!


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