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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”
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Right after the hamster gets past the fan blades…………
Chopped ham….ster.
Then, they have to avoid the laser security grid on the floor, crack the password on the computer, transfer the data to their removable drive, and retreat back thru the ductwork without leaving a sign they were there… like a big combat knife stabbed into the counter or something.
Hoser!
I’d have to guess that hte duct is the result of retrofitting central air into an older home. Another possibility is the addition of a range vent on an interior wall.
It’s an outlet for a range hood. At least they are actually venting it outside. I’m guessing they didn’t want a bulkhead above the cabinets. “Hmm… Decisions… It can be ugly when the cabinets are closed, or when they are open.”
Nope, they are venting it to the living room. Don’t want to waste the extra heat.
It looks as if there’s a change of plan here. There’s hole made into the top of the cabinet, so the duct would then snake through the recess above the cabinets. But then you’d have to rip out that entire upper wall, replace it afterwards, repaint.
Ok, it’s a kludge. But I really understand. When the cabinet it closed it looks neat.
One error in the master plan…the cabinet doors have glass fronts.
This is the channel to the secret stash of beer!
Pull the lever underneath the cupboard and an ice cool beer will travel from the stash and into you hand. Trust me, I’ve seen a similar setup in a swedish movie.
Proof of concept in this movie clip (in swedish though) time 2:54.
“Are your ducts old-fashioned, out of date?”
You beat me to it! Brazil is my favorite movie.
“Has anybody seen SAM LOWRY?”
A series of tubes…
Looks like this homeowner got her tubes tied.
Something tells me an old grow op house wouldn’t be finished so tidily, but I’d still be checking if I saw that.
the patch in the right hand cabinet would suggest the tube once went straight up. Borg houses can be very clever.
LOLcat delivery tube online. Preparing to nom yer fuds.
Note to self: Even with their labels removed, you can only stack cans of tuna so high before they end up in the living room.
They even made some of the cabinet doors with glass inserts to view their proud handiwork.
are those maybe the air vents for a hemp plant? ;o)
Arrgh! One of these days, I’ll remember to change my Windowed Cabinets XP screensaver to something other than ’3D Pipes’.
I lived near apartment buildings (new and expensive – go figure) where the dryer vents were ducted through the kitchen cabinets. Fire department came every once in a while to put out fires.
Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…
NICE!
http://www.efn.org/~bch/songs/habitraillyr.html
I knew it! This is the secret passageway through which the Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat communicate! They have been working together and fooling us all along!
Man, this reminds me of when my mom accidentally sucked my sisters hampster into our central vac system. Maybe they have decided that they needed something big enough to accomodate bigger pets.
Where “How Internet Tubes Deliver LOLcats” goes.
NOM NOM NOM
The mice have apparently advanced their civilization into the industrial age, I told you the microwave had a leak!