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Guys? Why is the world all spinney and slanted? I knew that leprechaun laced my drink. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Glyptodon says, “Look’s vertical on my computer!
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I damn sure wouldn’t park my car in there. Unless of course it’s fully insured and I want a new one.
I’m surprised they leave their cars in there. They’re not even junky old cars you could buy for $500 either.
Maybe this happened while the vehicles were parked inside, and now they’re afraid to move them, as starting the engine might disturb the, er…”support poles” they’ve put up on the side, all willy-nilly there.
If it’s a snow emergency road. They can’t park on the street until April 1st without being towed
OK… who turned on italics?
Old storm-damaged buildings and everything’s tinted green? Looks like things aren’t quite as nice on the outskirts of the Emerald City. The people of Oz don’t want to talk about it, as it impacts the tourism industry, but it’s full of derelict, opium poppy-addicted munchkins and the like. Can’t swing a dead witch without hitting one.
Hey, no need to worry. That slanting side is propped up by, looks like, a hefty wooden pole with a ladder as back-up. And a pile of bricks (or chunks of wood?) ready to help.
Besides, doesn’t the car look like it’s leaning a bit too? The bumper is parallel to top of door?
The car is fine, but Mr. O.C.D. couldn’t do anything until he pushed over all the trees in the background
Yeah, the car, trees, and pile of bricks all seem to be leaning in the same plane, but the garage does have a bit more of a lean than they do. Looks as though the camera was tilted to make it look like the garage was leaning more than it does. There’s a garage like this a few blocks from here that leans even worse. Of course, it’s the garage of the city building inspector, so it’s been that way for several years.
Considering the fact that the top of the door is also parallel to the ground, yes, I would hope the car is parallel to the door.
Shouldn’t this be in Lovely Listings?
I mean…it IS listing!!!
Arrr – that’s a good one! Now go clean the bilge!
Drink a few glasses of port, and it’ll look straight again.
A little port might help, “kuz the garage is leaning to starboard.
Realtor’s name is Eileen Wright.
LOL
The Architect must have been Frank Lloyd Wright. Or Wrong.
Do you think it would help if the car was moved to the left side of the garage? I didn’t think so………
Were the last 3 pics from Soylent Green?
Aye laddie, a wee bit o’ green there.
If your wee is green, you should see a doctor.
A little port should get rid of the wee green.
Or get rid of the green wee.
Is it just me or have the pictures turned green?
No, it’s just you. They are orange for everyone else.
The bio-manufactured structures we are working on are still in the experimental stages. They have one major drawback to be corrected- they tend to grow towards the sun.
The garage really needs a V8. The V4 and the V6 vehicles aren’t working!
V4? More like an I4… Sorry, I know a Scion xA when I see one… is it an xD? Meh, close enough.
At the other side of the garage there is a GM car parked. What we see here is that the left side garage gate has heard the rumor around GM’s problems and want to cover it’s own but by protecting the Japanese car and avoid beeing dragged down in the fall of GM.
Probably should have bought a hex sign with a little less of a hex on it.
it’s an outdoor thermometer: http://www.idealtruevalue.com/servlet/the-17059/12%22-Diameter-Birds-Decorative/Detail
maybe they need an outdoor inclinometer
Maybe they should have ordered one that wasn’t so dang heavy.
That’s IT! The garage blueprints must have been in hexadecimal. No wonder they couldn’t build it right, er, left.
i’m sure the garage doors go up and down very smoothly. there’s lots of these in my region of New England. they usually give plenty of warning before collapsing. winter is the worst time for these “wobbly barns”.
Leaning tower of Piz…. Garage? Leaning Garage FTW!
I told those people they should NEVER celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at the Leaning Tower of Pisa! Ever! Now their garage is leaning AND turning emerald!
wow. that’s safe.
‘Tis a bit of Leprechaun magic. Go to the top and click the pic. You’ll see.
This is what happens when you’re trying to build things you know nothing about!
Look’s vertical on my computer!
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1120404/looksstraighttome.jpg
ok so i just laughed my arz of at that pictur
This is a definite WIN. Well played, my friend, well played.
The WD-40 was a nice touch.
and the beer bracing the WD-40 is nothing short of elegant. I vote Glyptodon Fixer of the Day.
I would give you props, Glyptodon, but it is evident you already have all the props you need. Well done!
Can’t stop laughing, nice one
I know I am very late but that made me laugh so much! Thank You!
And no-one gave him crap about the redundant apostrophe! That’s because it doesn’t diminish his greatness in the least!
Proof that text is STILL the only thing that can look higher class when one puts it in Italics.
Something tells me that too much green beer was involved in the kludge. And was probably involved in the cause of this problem, too.
And today gravity will pull at an angle!
it was leprechauns i tell u leprechauns they react havoc on the place i sere i wasn’t drunk “BLETCH” Ok maybe a little be cuz they damn leprechaun!!!!!!!!!!
These guys must owe money – there’s a lean on their house!
The leaning tower of Pisa has met its competition. Now all that’s needed is a tourist pretending to hold it from falling. Apparently the owner trusts the architectural stability enough to park his car in there! Who said anything about compromising the integrity of the building? Tilt your head and it will look just fine. (….and if you hear a funny noise in your car, just turn up the radio.)
modern architecture
I started feeling green when the garage started to sag. Now I’m even seeing green!
Its been this way for 30 years, maybe the next Nor’easter will take care of it!
whooeeee, he dun bilt himself a leen too
thats what happens when you don’t pay the contractor for his work.. he puts a “lean” on it
ooooohhh thats why the put it in there… its a Toyota
ain’t skeeeered of the garage walls!