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Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”
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*gasp* Now you’ve done it! You know who you are. I hope those of you responsible are pleased with yourselves. You hurt Ms. Fix-It’s feelings!
How can you tell? Moist, bloodshot eyes? A blank stare mixed with confusion and pain? What? What?
The picture above was originally posted this morning without a comment from Ms. Fix-It beneath it.
Ahhhhh, I see. She was verklempt. Ladders do that to me sometimes, too. Also, long lines at the supermarket, running out of milk, slow drivers…
Talk amongst yourselves. I’l give you a topic. The Catskill Mountains are neither a cat nor a skill. Discuss.
Oh, please! Barbra Streisand’s voice — it’s like buttah!
Like buttah! Like a big sticka buttah…
Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss. That is, unless ya got shpilkis in ya genechtagazoink.
*straightens big hairdo*
Must be big cats.
Popping Zip Ties in 3…2…1…
First reading of this: “Popping of zit ties…”
What are those things hanging down his back? 2 beers for a breaktime snack? An old-timey cell phone? “Helloo? Hellooo!”
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Those are the lights that he’s hooking up… you can see another pair already hooked up next to his head.
Those things are called “zingers” — a little-known electrician term. You see, after the technician gets done hooking-up all the necessary wires, he’ll complete the circuit by sticking his index finger on his right hand in one of the receptacles and his thumb on his left hand in the other receptacle. Voilà! Ambient lighting AND barbecue!
Reason #132: Why men don’t live as long women.
Whatever goes up
with ease and little effort
will come down with pain.
synergy + stupidity + guy + gravity = trip to the emergency room
the rules of common sense get broken all the time; the laws of gravity, rarely
The ladder of success contains splinters not realized until sliding down.
~Confucius
Also also, he’s not maintaining three points of contact at all times!
In that case, it should probably be “also also also.”
Is it just me, or does a large portion of the floor seem to be covered with duct tape?
Actually, those are the cremated remains of previous technicians who attempted to scale “The Ladder of Death.”
Hey, why’re all those boards connecting my stilts togeth- uh-oh.
At the very least I would suggest he put the lower ladder with the wide end down.
This Na’vi electrician should realize the only way to tame such a dangerous ladder is by plugging that ponytail into it. Otherwise, Avatar meet Gravity.
That is not scaffolding, it is trusses used to hang lighting and sound equipment. You will see them often hanging either vertically or horizontally at concerts. It seems like a strange application in this photo. Especially with the ultra small lights attached to it. I would bet that this room will eventually be some sort of lounge or something.
actually, it’s my photo studio – the trusses are for any kind of lights, and on this photo, my worker is mounting some neon lights into them. Of course everything was much safer than it looks, but I liked the photo
Worker’s Disability Claim in 3.. 2 … 1 …
That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.
Don’t you know it’s unlucky to stand above an upside down ladder?
He’s finally found something other than drugs to get his ass wired in the morning – it’s the first step down that hurts
Oh, so we are getting into kludges in the entertainment industry now, are we? Good lord, that would break the internet…
note to self: include instructions for ladder to avoid getting redneck stuck in scaffolding.