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At least they tried to match it to the tablecloth. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Some canned goods are an important part of a balanced meal.”
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I didn’t know she had a can to leave her table.
(ouch! that one even hurt me!)
wow…
I must confess that I wouldn’t have caught that one had it not been for playing Mad Gab. Regarding the can and table, though, did the woman learn what to do during her travels to England? Because I think it looks like a tea tour taught her more than anything else.
(Ugh! You’re right…that is painful!)
In retrospect, ‘How did she get a can to leave her table?’ would have been the better response. (damn these un-editable comment boxes!)
Some canned goods are an important part of a balanced meal.
Bravo!
This is the one time when canned vegetables are better than fresh vegetables!
In Russia when you drink too much Vodka and drop out under the table there is always a home brewed can of backup Vodka placed under the table for you when you are fit enough to go on it again.
TONIGHT ON KWE (kitchen wrestling federation)
Can of Dogfood throws a can opener right into Table’s face! Now he’s …. leaping onto the counter AND OHHH BODY SLAMS TABLE. It looks like Table’s in for a rough night AND! OH NO TABLE GRABS CAN OF DOGFOOD AND PILE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR
Allow me to nominate the lima beans for this task.
Actually, there really is only one canned product capable of holding up this table successfully. Ain’t that right, Popeye?
“Been there, done that. Not pleasant.”
-Crushed Tomatoes
Another use for caviar!
It kind of resembles a quart can of paint waiting to be kicked over.
dammit who stole my table and tuck my backup vodka!
Finally, a use for canned mackerel!
Fermented horse mackerel?! Yuck to the nth degree. If it can polish silver, I don’t want to eat it!
Hey, that’s my brand of sweet potatoes under there!
Is it strong enough for Miley to do some table dancing?
When the botulism finally creates enough pressure, that table is going into orbit.
You know, I really wondered how the Soviet Union could hide so many nukes…
Finally! A good use for canned yams!
“Honey, where are the beets?”
“I put them under the table just like you asked.”
I find the fact that the can holding up the table is an Iron Beer very ironic.
Alright, what’s the kludge? It doesn’t look like the can’s actually taking any load. The table is held up by the three outward-curving legs. By the looks of it there’s a gap between the top of the can and the bottom of the table pillar.
Weird place to put a can – but that’s all it is. No kludge.