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Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”
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Doctor Frankenstein’s life work is complete! All it needs is for a bolt of lightning to strike to animate his final masterpiece!
A dorm? This looks more like a class room. This is probably where the professor lives.
Seeing that powerdrill on the desk makes me think that this is the first practice run after he just finished.
Yeh, I would not lie under a rotating ventilatorblade at the first try… O_o
looks like a makeshift suicide machine to me..
Ironically, that guy will also be in the exact same position a day or two after the fan falls from its shoddy mount with him underneath. I am sure everyone agrees, though, that it will have to be a closed casket funeral.
I’m not so sure– I think that’s why the funeral home uses putty, silly.
Rest in pieces, dude. Rest in pieces.
I am a fan of his ingenuity.
A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”
Erm… I hate to be that person but… it’s “Allan.” Sorry.
Awesome allusion.
Close shave in 3…2…1…
no, this is for his industrial revolution final
the Fan of Damocles. well done. obviously a double major: Ancient Mythology and Mechanical Engineering
Ooooooh, nice-a!
The adventures of a young James Bond
Don’t you mean James Bong?
James Wrong, more like.
Only partial credit given. Initial assignment was to incorporate misting device and oscillation feature. Black lights, beer funnel and vibrate mode for extra credit.
First you want ventilation. Then you need a ventilator.
Potential for dorm sex hilarity?
I say yes.
All dorm sex has the potential for hilarity. This room has hilarity, with little potential for dorm sex.
Holy crap, where is this? In my dorm I had the EXACT same furniture set, same bed, and with the same color walls. I had a room that small, too… haha.
Did you happen to go to BSC?
Cause this looks EXACTLY like the New Men’s Dorm.
Can’t be Concord U. Heater grill is wrong. Everything else matches though, right down to the curtains.
Carnegie Mellon University, though I’m not shocked to hear the the semi-universalness of the furniture
Oglethorpe university uses those chairs for upperclassmen. Freshmen get the rocking chair version
What? Oh, I see now, someone must have “fixed” the camera.
the first time i saw this, i thought it was a hospital room. after i looked at it, i saw that he would be going to one soon, judging by the spinning fan precariously hung right above his face.
I imagine it will be extremely difficult to explain to the 911 operator what happened without the aid of a nose or a pair of lips.
Let them eat Ramen!
Future NASA engineer.
Even now, I recall that dreaded hum of the cursed device. No matter what I did, it drew closer and closer, ready to slice my head off! There was nothing I could have done, or anyone could have done in my place, for the switch to turn it off was located on the ceiling! It was only by the grace of heaven I was saved from the Fanotine.
Er. Or should that be ‘The Fandulum’?
In a very literal sense, the ROFLcopter is preparing for takeoff!
soi soi soi soi soi!!
And when he get up in a hurry, the fan shave him, before being fully totally awake…
Not bad, not bad. It’s got scrap wood, duct tape, zip ties, cut-off extension cord and wire nuts, everything necessary for a proper college fan. This has Nobel Prize potential.
Just lie back and get blown….
Having an elaborate torture and/or execution device in the dorm room is sometimes a very alluring alternative to that 8am philosophy class.
Dorms living, Ms Fix-It?
Fixed.
Within months, John had expanded the device to incorporate the ability to open and close the curtains installed around his bed; control the lighting; and with a pull of a lever, write his essays for him. But it still couldn’t get him up in time for his 9am class…
You have to think it through.
The draft blowing through the open window lowers the room temperature, causing the thermostat to activate the heating unit mounted under the window and as the high temperature begins to cook the ostrich egg on the white plate, it causes it to expand, which knocks the rolled up newspaper off the window seat and onto the floor, where it hits the “on” switch of the power strip on the floor, turning on both the fan and the printer, which begins to print out the 800-page print job in queue, the weight of which causes the plastic out tray to snap off, hitting the trigger of the drill, whose chuck is wound with fishing line that’s connected to the on/off switch of the desk lamp, which turns it off and darkens the room, which causes the student to fall asleep while thinking about his quantum physics homework problem and as the solution comes to him in a dream, the dream’s thought balloon floats above his head, it hits the fan and gets flung onto the whiteboard, where the student finds it when they awake.
Those crazy college kids and their Rube Goldberg experiments!
Fashionably late to the party but arriving in style, eh dono?
“Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It”
First one, then the other. By accident.
“Hello, Darwin awards?! I’m your biggest fan—- *buzzzzzzzz* *dial tone* “
Big College Student Fail – He omitted the 3 most important elements; the beer can holder, food tray,and laptop shelf.
This looks like a James Bond torture device!! “If ze hypnosis does not vork, Meester Bond, zen ze fan vill KEEL YOO!”
“I don’t want you to talk, Mr. Bond. I want you to kludge”
Obviously he’s a fan of this site.
Hmmmm…. its blowing hot air… doe that make it the O’reilly factor?
Want to use an entire room to tell everyone you are a virgin? See diagram above for instructions